Rare old female super A can give birth, what's wrong with stamp collecting?

[Hello host, I am the fertility system scumbag, I will help you complete this colorful journey in the beast world. ]

Su Tang stood up suddenly, his legs shaking. "What...what system?"

【Host, reproductive system.】

Rolling his eyes and throat twice, Su Tang said, "...Um, System, are you a few decades late?"

I'm about to die! You just came! And you're still a child-bearing system!

Isn't this really a joke sent by the monkey?

[…] The system was silent for a moment, as if it had something to hide. Finally, it coughed and said, [Host, the system is running low on energy. Please give birth to a child as soon as possible to replenish the energy. Otherwise, this system may fall into a dormant state forever and become unusable.]

Su Tang: That’s really great!

She slammed the bed angrily and said, "I won't give birth. Do you think I can give birth to a child at my age? Huh? Besides, what good is it for me to help you replenish your energy? Whether you sleep or not is none of my business!"

System, [Host, zizi...zizi...]

As if the Bluetooth headset was running out of battery, "Zizi... The system is very powerful. As long as there is sufficient energy, resurrection and rejuvenation are not a problem. I also ask the host to... have a child as soon as possible..."

[Beep beep beep… System energy exhausted. Warning! Warning! Warning!]

After the three alarms, no matter how much Su Tang called the system or cursed its ancestors, it was of no use.

The system called "Zha Zha" has come, but it seems not to have come.

Su Tang stared numbly at the row of gray in the light screen window in front of him, as well as the 0% energy prompt bar.

Not to mention, although the various supplies in the window are gray and cannot be taken, you can still tell what they are.

There were sanitary napkins, safety pants, shampoo, and shower gel that Su Tang missed, as well as instant noodles, Juewei duck necks, and cherries that made her drool...

In short, there were many things she liked in her previous life and couldn't let go of.

Then there is a single lit window, which is the Birth Pill (Note: Only usable by the host, unlimited, 0 energy value)

No matter how stupid Su Tang was, she understood that she now had only two paths.

First, she would just eat and wait for death, and might even fall out with her three sons, or be forced into marriage by the Hunting Dog Tribe.

Second, compromise with the system, risk her reputation, and give birth to children! As long as she gave birth well enough and had enough, she would not only be able to regain her youth, but also exchange supplies with the system. Even in the beast world, she could live a carefree and carefree life in the 21st century!

Huh? Any fool would choose the second option, right?

After all, she is dead now, and there is no guarantee that she can be reincarnated into the modern era.

With a grit of his teeth, Su Tang slowly reached out his wrinkled and old hand towards the fertility pill.

[The fertility pill must be taken within one hour before mating, otherwise it will be ineffective. It will not improve beauty or health, and only guarantees a 100% pregnancy rate. Please do not treat it as candy.]

When Su Tang's hands were full of fertility pills, these words flashed mercilessly on the system screen.

Su Tang was so frightened that he almost dropped everything in his hand!

"Godmother! The sons are back!"

Suddenly, a loud scream came from outside the house, which finally scared Su Tang out of the fertility pills in his hand.

It fell to the ground and disappeared in an instant.

Before Su Tang could figure out where Graduate Student Zidan had gone, the door was pushed open forcefully.

The three tall and strong sons knelt in front of her bed.

"Godmother, we've made up our minds! We will absolutely not agree to Yue Xiao's coercion. From today on, no matter how he threatens or intimidates us, we will not agree to sacrifice you!"

"Right! Humph, it's just being kicked out. If I'm not welcome here, I'll find another place that will welcome me!"

"With my godmother here, let's try our best. At worst, we can start all over again!"

After all, it’s not like they didn’t do it again forty years ago.

At that time, the Squirrel Tribe had abundant supplies, ample food and clothing, and an advanced civilization. It was almost a model tribe in the western region.

Unfortunately, they encountered a beast tide and their home was destroyed.

Of course, it was also because there were no masters in the clan. At that time, let alone the blue level, there was not even one green level. But now they have a green level and two yellow levels.

That’s right, it’s Damo and Dagai.

Among the other warriors, there are quite a few red and orange ranks, and the total number of people in the tribe is more than 500.

500 for males and 50 for females.

With such a tribal lineup, it won’t be easily swallowed up by others!

Therefore, Dazu clenched his fists with all his strength, a glint of determination flashed in his eyes, and he continued to kowtow to Su Tang, "Godmother, I was bewitched before, and I only cared about the safety of the tribe. But no matter how important the safety of the tribe is, it is not as important as yours."

Damo nodded. "That's right. We were all raised by our godmother with great effort. Even the tribe has benefited greatly from her. I believe the tribe members will understand her."

"Those beasts from the Hunting Dog Tribe, when I become stronger, the first thing I'm going to do is to blow their leader, Yue Xiao, out of his mortal state!"

Su Tang: "Besides blowing people's heads off, don't you have any other tricks?"

"Ah?" Su Tang's overly calm reaction stunned a mouse, a deer, and a horse, and they were almost unable to react.

After a while, everyone looked up suddenly and said, "Godmother, are you not angry anymore?"

Su Tang suddenly thought of the system, and the various goodies and fertility pills that the system could not use temporarily. His face turned red for a rare moment, and he stammered, "Godmother... Godmother is not that angry."

Her words made the three beasts look at each other in bewilderment.

Are you worried that Su Tang might be too angry and become stupid?

Suddenly, the second son, Damo, crawled on his knees and hugged Su Tang's thighs, crying, "Godmother, please don't be like this! I know we are not good. We are ungrateful and ungrateful. How could we persuade you to get married at your age? I know we are wrong!"

Seeing this, Dazu and Dagai also knelt forward and said, "Godmother, if you want to blame someone, blame me. I only cared about the safety of the tribe. I forgot that it was you who accompanied me in my cultivation regardless of weather. That's how I was able to break through the Green Rank and become the only one in the tribe to reach the Green Rank and become the tribe leader!"

"I'm not a human!" Dazu said and slapped himself twice.

Su Tang's eyelids twitched, but he didn't stop it.

After all, this is not called scolding, he is not a human being.

Among the three sons, the eldest is sturdy, the second is sweet-mouthed, and the third is simple-minded but with a hint of shrewdness.

Look, the two older brothers were either coaxing Su Tang with sweet words or admitting their mistakes and expressing their loyalty. The third brother didn't rush to speak, but after carefully observing Su Tang's expression, he tentatively said:

"No way, Godmother, you're so calm all of a sudden. Could it be that you've figured it out and are willing to go to the Hunting Dog Tribe to marry?"

Su Tang choked, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

The talking and crying in the room stopped abruptly at this moment.

Several eyes did not dare to look at Su Tang openly, but they were secretly staring at her.

Su Tang gritted his teeth and sighed, "...It's not impossible."

"What???" The three Das all jumped up in shock at once, covering their noses, eyes and mouths, unable to believe what they heard!

Five minutes later, they left Su Tang's house for the second time.

Damo looked back in shock and lowered his voice, "What's going on? Is my godmother crazy?"

Da Gai was annoyed, "If anyone is going to go crazy, it's you guys who are going crazy!"

Damo was upset by this and glared at him, "What's the matter? Are you not angry? Who let it slip that Yue Li was a fool? Really, why are you pretending to be so high and mighty?"

Dazu frowned, "Stop arguing! What should we do now? Should we listen to our godmother or not?"

For the first time, he felt how difficult it was to be a human being.

When his godmother disagreed before, he was worried that the tribe would disintegrate, or that everyone would be driven out together, living in fear and having a hard time surviving.

The males are easy to deal with, they can be easily fooled and fed, but how can the females and cubs withstand sleeping in the open air?

But now that his godmother had really agreed, he felt extremely uneasy.

I'm worried that my godmother is not willing to do this, and is only sacrificing herself for the sake of everyone.

In that case, he would really feel that he was worse than pigs and dogs.

……

In fact, they were overthinking it. Su Tang volunteered.

Compared to her current situation where she is old and ugly and has so many wrinkles on her face that they can kill a fly, wouldn't it be easier for the Hunting Dog Tribe to assign her a beastly husband than for her to find one on her own?

Even if you get pregnant by then, there will be an explanation.

This will save you from being called disrespectful to the elderly, right?

After making up her mind, Su Tang felt better the next day. She returned to her usual talkative and cheerful yet somewhat lazy self. She even felt that the Hunting Dog Tribe would take another 49 days to marry her. Was that a bit too long?

There's no way, she's full of energy now!

She wants instant noodles, hamburgers, spicy noodles, and even her skin to regain its youthful glow.

To this end, Su Tang started climbing mountains every day for exercise.

At her age, she might not be able to do anything else, but she should be more physically fit, right? Yue Li is a fool, and she might not even know how to have sex. Wouldn't she have to help herself then?

As a result, on the fifth day of climbing, Su Tang subconsciously summoned the system panel to make sure that his efforts were not wasted, but he was shocked by the words "Lifespan: 3 days" that appeared on the panel.

Especially the bright red "3", like the countdown of a time bomb.

Su Tang shuddered and had a bad feeling.

Could it be that she couldn't even wait for 49 days?

No wonder I always feel like I can’t breathe when I sleep at night recently!

Su Tang stretched out his index finger with a trembling hand and lightly tapped the number 3.

Sure enough, a text explanation popped up on the panel.

[Host's life span is only 3 days left. Please get pregnant as soon as possible. The life countdown can be paused after pregnancy.]

Su Tang: ...

Damn it, this means she must find a man to take care of herself right now, right?

Looking around, there are desolate mountains and wilderness, where does this man come from?

Su Tang was depressed. Just as she was reviewing all the tribesmen in her mind to see if she could find a man to hook up with, a dark cave fifty meters away, mysterious and unknown, seemed to be giving her some strange guidance.