Quick Wear: The Law of Salvation of Cannon Fodder

"948, I'm underage?!" Xie Qi's eyes widened in disbelief. His voice unconsciously rose an octave, as if he had suffered a devastating blow.

Underage? How could he do that with his wife if he was underage!

However, 948 laughed with glee, saying, "Haha, they call minors like you cubs here. So, host, you are now a cute cub~"

Hearing this, Xie Qi showed a speechless expression on his face, but still couldn't help but said: "So what!"

948 laughed until he was out of breath, and finally stopped laughing. He replied triumphantly, "Well? Hey, you don't know yet, because of you, this body is now S-rank. You are now a treasure of the empire!"

"That treasure is also my wife's treasure!"

Xie Qi rolled his eyes and said unhappily. Although he was a little proud, he felt depressed when he thought about the fact that he was underage.

948, however, mercilessly poured cold water on him: "Haha, host, don't forget, the male protagonist really hates male insects like you~."

This sentence instantly silenced Xie Qi. He suddenly realized this serious problem: his wife hated male insects so much, what should he do?

But then his eyes suddenly lit up, as if a flash of inspiration flashed through his mind.

He is not an adult yet and does not have any male pheromones on his body. If you want to identify whether he is a male insect or a subfemale, you need to look at the insect patterns.

The insect pattern is easy to deal with, just draw one, and the original owner is a nobody now, so it would be difficult for him to be discovered if he pretends to be a female insect.

At this moment, Xie Qi secretly felt fortunate that he was a minor. This way, he could disguise himself as a sub-female by simply drawing insect patterns.

Being a man of action, Xie Qi immediately stood up. He patted the old robot's head and asked, "Does 008 have any waterproof paint at home? Preferably one that won't fade easily."

008's worn electronic eye flickered with a faint light and made a crackling sound, as if it was trying to organize words to answer Xie Qi's question, but it was still unable to express it completely.

Finally, it could only speak intermittently: "Xiong...Xiong...In the...downstairs...of the Insect Pavilion...in your...room...in the...first cabinet on the left...It's waterproof...and won't fade. You need to use an...eliminating agent...to...remove it."

Xie Qi listened to 008's words with great effort, and couldn't help but sigh. He didn't expect that in the interstellar age, there were still such old robots.

It's a miracle that 008 has been with its original owner for more than ten years without being scrapped.

When Xie Qi found the paint and was ready to paint, he didn't know what to paint.

As he dipped his brush into the paint and gestured in front of the mirror, various patterns and symbols kept flashing through his mind, but he felt that none of them were special or appropriate.

948 was watching all this quietly. It saw Xie Qi carefully examining the back of his neck in the mirror, as if looking for the right position.

After a while, Xie Qi finally picked up the brush and carefully painted the back of his neck.

948 Curiously leaning over to take a look, he saw Xie Qi trying hard to draw a strange pattern, which looked like a Chinese character, but he couldn't determine what the character was.

Xie Qi was painting with full concentration, and every stroke seemed to be extremely careful. He would stop from time to time to observe the effect before continuing to paint.

After a period of hard work, Xie Qi finally completed his work. He put down his brush, gently stroked the mark on the back of his neck, and nodded with satisfaction.

Only then did 948 see clearly that Xie Qi had written the word "ze" on the back of his neck.

Every female Zerg has a unique insect pattern, which is also a symbol of their identity.

The Zerg's language and writing are completely different from those on Earth, so Xie Qi doesn't have to worry about others recognizing that there is something unusual in the Zerg patterns he draws.

As for whether the Earthling who traveled through time could find him, Xie Qi didn't care. In his eyes, this human was just a waste.

In this way, Xie Qi successfully disguised herself as a sub-female and came to the male protagonist's school - Imperial College.

This college is large in scale, with a unique architectural style on campus and a sense of technology.

The Imperial College is divided into three areas. The male insects are arranged in the most luxurious East Area. They sit on soft sofas and are served by insects every day.

They didn't seem to be here to study, but rather to attend a banquet.

The females and sub-females were placed in the west area, and their daily study was much more normal.

The other area is the cafeteria, where female and male insects can eat together. Ostensibly, this is to give female insects the opportunity to see precious male insects, but in reality, it is to make it easier for male insects to choose concubines.

Xie Qi also waited a month before finally getting the Imperial Academy entrance exam. The protagonist, the Crown Prince, was a third-year student at the military academy. If he could pass, his wife would be his senior!

At this time, all the people standing at the gate of the Imperial College were female insects and sub-female insects. Even those queuing up to register for the exam were them. There was not a single male insect to be seen.

Because male insects do not need to take any exams and are admitted directly.

But when Xie Qi saw the content of the first exam, his jaw almost dropped in shock.

Why take the cooking exam?

At this time, the entire square was filled with square tables resembling stoves. They were neatly arranged, like well-trained soldiers, waiting for orders.

The trainees, dressed in their uniforms, were all high-spirited and eager to get started. They stood in front of their respective stoves, their expressions brimming with confidence.

Only Xie Qi had a look of despair on his face, and he secretly groaned inwardly.

He has never learned to cook, and there is no chance to cook in the apocalypse. Who in ancient times would dare to ask him to cook!

He had no idea at all. He had thought that with his intelligence, he should be able to pass the entrance exam easily, but this first round stumped him.

Meanwhile, Crown Prince Si was walking in the academy when, for some unknown reason, he suddenly felt like checking out this year's entrance exams. So, he turned and walked towards the square.

Lu Mingda, who was following Si Ze, saw his friend suddenly turn around and walk in another direction. He couldn't help but ask curiously, "Aren't we going to the training room? Why are we going this way?"

Si Ze replied, "I'm going to see this year's freshmen."

Lu Mingda said with a puzzled look on his face, "No, why are you acting so strangely today? What's so good about freshmen?"

Although full of doubts in his heart, Lu Mingda decided to follow Sze to the square.