The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

Lu Ling: “…”

The man continued: "When the time comes, just think about the sad things, then shout them out loud. It's very simple."

Afraid that Lu Ling would disagree, the man spoke hurriedly.

"Don't worry, as long as you cry well, you will definitely get the money."

Lu Ling was a bit embarrassed. She was a metaphysical practitioner, and reading fortunes was fine for her, but this kind of mourning was a bit...

"If you want to cry at a funeral, you should find a professional."

"No!" the man said hurriedly, "You can do it just by looking at it!"

"I have a very sharp eye, little girl, you have to believe in yourself."

Lu Ling: “…”

[God, I really believe in myself. I'm dying of laughter! ]

[Lu Ling: Are you polite? ]

[Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing. This big brother is so funny.]

[This is so funny, could it be someone arranged by the production team? ]

[What you're saying is, this is a funeral. The production team wants someone to die just for the sake of the show's effects?]

[Looking at this situation, Lu Ba probably won't agree.]

[I also think it's better to forget it. This profession is... quite dark.]

[But Lu Ba is a metaphysical master, I think it's quite suitable, I want to see it.]

【Hahaha, I actually want to watch 罒w罒 too】

[Then you'll probably be disappointed. Lu Ling will obviously not agree.]

……

on site.

The man was still trying to persuade her and even offered very tempting conditions.

"Don't worry, money is not a problem."

Lu Ling: "This is not a matter of money."

"Eight hundred a day!"

"Eight hundred!" Lu Ling's eyes lit up.

(☆_☆)

"Eight hundred, I can cry all night!"

As soon as these words came out, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again.

【Hahahaha, being able to cry all night really made me laugh so hard that I split my legs! 】

[Great! Looks like today is going to be exciting again!]

[Just now I said Luba wouldn't agree. Didn't expect that? ]

[I can't stop laughing, Lu Ba, is this all you can do? ]

[Help! You're crying, Lu Ba, have you ever considered Chi Xian'an's feelings?]

……

on site.

Lu Ling looked at Chi Xian'an.

"Boss Chi, is there a funeral?"

Everyone thought that Chi Xian'an would refuse.

Unexpectedly, this guy actually started bargaining.

"Boss, how about a higher price? One thousand?"

"I can cry all the time with a thousand!"

[You crazy man, why are you crying all the time? ]

[Cry, cry for me now, if you can't cry, beat him up and make him cry!]

[This crazy couple, you guys are making me laugh to death!]

……

The boss is also a straightforward person.

"make a deal!"

Chi Xian'an: (￣▽￣)／

Chi Xian'an looked at Lu Ling with a smug look on his face, his face full of the words "Praise me, praise me quickly!"

Lu Ling: “…”

After dealing with Lu Ling and Chi Xian'an, the man looked at Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi.

"Where are you two?"

Xu Zhi was a little tempted at first, but considering Ling Yue'er's frightened look just now, he thought she would definitely not dare.

I was about to refuse.

Unexpectedly, Ling Yue'er's voice came out first.

"Can, can, can!"

"I can also keep crying without stopping."

Wow, that’s a thousand dollars!

What is there to be afraid of!

Don't be afraid!

Even if the person in the coffin jumped out, she wouldn't be afraid.

One thousand yuan is a lot of money!

Xu Zhi: “…”

[Hahaha, where did Ling Yueer go who was so scared that she turned around and tried to run away?]

[This is so funny. Everyone is obsessed with money, right?]

[It's only a thousand dollars, look how excited you are.]

【At least they are celebrities (covering their faces).】

……

The man was also very happy.

I quickly took out my cell phone and made a call.

"Boss, I found the people, four in total."

"One thousand for each person who spoke."

"Yeah... okay, okay."

The man hung up the phone and looked at the four people with a smile.

"Four of you, let's go."

Lu Ling and the other three looked at each other.

They all felt that the price had been negotiated too low.

Oh, what a loss, missing out on hundreds of millions.

Before leaving, Lu Ling told them about their filming of a live variety show.

After hearing this, the man called his boss for instructions.

Not only did his boss not object, he seemed very excited and kept praising live streaming.

This made Lu Ling feel strange.

But she didn't say much, just got in the car with a few other people.

……

More than ten minutes later, the car stopped in front of a funeral home.

The man got out of the car with a smile and walked into the funeral home with Lu Ling and the other three.

the other side.

Lu Yanyan carried the limping Gu Nianchen.

I went to many stores to look for a job, but was rejected every time.

Not only did no one want to be a waiter, but no one even wanted to hand out flyers.

The two of them collapsed one more than the other.

Gu Nianchen simply sat down on the flower bed by the roadside.

"Let's take a rest first."

"If it really doesn't work, we won't work today and go back to eat instant noodles."

Anyway, this issue is already like this. If it really doesn’t work, I can only find a way to restore my image in the next issue.

When Lu Yanyan heard this, she became even more unhappy.

"You are such an irresponsible man."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

"Then what should I do?"

Lu Yanyan glared at him fiercely.

Without saying anything, she took out her cell phone and prepared to check the other two groups first.

As soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I saw Lu Ling and the other three people walking into a funeral home together.

Lu Yanyan: “!!!”

She exclaimed out loud, "Funeral home!"

"What are they doing at the funeral home?"

Gu Nianchen hurriedly leaned over.

In the live broadcast, Lu Ling and the other three were warmly received after entering the funeral home.

One of them was holding a piece of paper and explaining it to them.

"The deceased's surname was Wu, Wu Xiaoxiao, 35 years old, and she was our boss's wife."

"Our boss's surname is Chen. When they got married, he was completely broke."

"The boss's wife married him for love, regardless of any consequences. After marriage, she worked hard with her husband and gradually expanded the company. It was the kind of love that everyone envied."

"Unfortunately, three years ago, my wife suffered a miscarriage and then developed severe depression, and then..."

Lu Ling was stunned: "Depression?"

"That's right!" the man said regretfully, "Our boss took her to many doctors, but couldn't cure her."

"Alas...what a pity."

"Our boss has lost a lot of weight in the past few days. He's almost gone with his wife."

There was a burst of regret in the barrage.

【Alas, what a pity.】

Depression is so frustrating, it can be so up and down.

Depression is like walking into a dead end, with no escape possible.

[But she still has a husband who loves her so much, how come... Alas! ]

Now that she's gone, what will happen to the living? Sigh...

……

In the funeral home.

The man sighed, "Sorry, I got off topic."

"In short, you just need to remember the basic information of the deceased."

"This paper contains her detailed information and some of her hobbies. Please take a close look at it."

"When you're crying at a funeral, be sure not to make the wrong noise."

Lu Ling and the other three nodded.

"it is good."

ps: Typhoon Bebeka is very serious, everyone must pay attention to safety.

Also, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, remember to eat mooncakes.