The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

When Hao Dou said this, everyone laughed.

The barrage of comments was also full of laughter.

【Oh my god, you are making me laugh to death. 】

[Tease my son: Tie up.]

[Tease your dog, he is a real dog (covering his face)]

[Tease the son: Dad, thank you.]

[Your son is so lucky to have a father like you (covering his face).]

[Doudou, if your oxygen tube is pulled out in the future, don't feel wronged at all.]

[Doctor: I have a slight cold. Please take care of yourself.] He teased his son: "Cremation, cremation right away."

[Doctor: I said it’s just a cold, just take care of yourself;

Doudou son: Yes, cremation!

【Hahahaha, I have a sense of picture.】

……

on site.

After listening to Hao Dou’s experience, the dad felt more confident.

The main thing is that I feel completely relieved.

then.

He took out his cell phone and showed Hao Dou a photo of his golden retriever.

"Look, this is my big golden retriever."

Hao Dou: "Oh, it looks good, it looks good."

Then he also took out his cell phone and flipped through it again and again.

Everyone thought he was going to look through photos of his Malinois.

Unexpectedly.

It's so funny that he actually found a photo of his son tying himself up when he was a child.

"Look, dog."

"I tied myself up, hahaha!"

Everyone gathered around, and the photographer turned his camera over.

Then, everyone saw the beautiful scene that Hao Dou described, where his son put a rope around his neck and tied himself to the shoe cabinet.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Hao Dou laughed the loudest, and the classic shoulder shaking action was reproduced.

The dad also laughed and turned to look at his son.

"Boy, when you grow up, will you tie yourself up too?"

His wife: “…”

The dad laughed out loud again.

Then, he looked at Hao Dou and asked, "Your son looks three or four years old?"

"These are photos of me when I was a child." said Hao Dou.

"My son is fourteen this year."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was silent for a second.

Then, I burst into laughter again.

【I feel sorry for my son and play with him for a minute. 】

[Help! His classmates must be watching this variety show.]

[Tease my son's classmates: You've been very playful since you were little.]

[Doudou classmate: My son is good, my son is good.]

[Help! My fourteen-year-old son is already in a relationship, and I'm embarrassed for him.]

[Others are cheating their fathers, but Doudou is cheating his sons.]

……

The comments are still expressing embarrassment for Doudou’s son.

At the scene, Hao Dou was very fast.

After he had finished criticizing his own son, he started to criticize his own little daughter.

"My daughter is three years old. I bought her a little seahorse doll some time ago. As she played with it, her expression became exactly like that of the little seahorse."

Hao Dou even imitated it, sucking his lips.

"This way, this way."

Then, he seemed to feel that his imitation was not very similar, and began to flip through the photos again.

"Look, look, it's the same, right?"

"Isn't it exactly the same? Hahaha!"

Dad: “…”

Everyone else: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[Well, now there's one more person who needs to have their oxygen tube removed.]

[Cremation, I must be cremated! ]

Many netizens in the live broadcast room clamored for Hao Dou to be cremated.

But there is another group of people who seem to have been awakened by some organization.

So, they all joined in sharing.

My daughter pouts every day, imitating the little yellow duck (covering her face).

[When my daughter was little, she also slept with Mickey Mouse in her arms every day, and her expression was exactly the same.]

My son, with his hands behind his back and a bulging belly, looks like him. You can guess who he looks like.

My son walks with his hands behind his back, just like his grandfather.

My son is really good. He pouts and imitates an old lady in our neighborhood who has no teeth.

My daughter's first words weren't "Mommy and Daddy," but "Shaobaogu." PS: Shaobaogu is sold downstairs every day.

What's this all about? I was pregnant and spent every day with my mother-in-law, and then what happened? I gave birth to a baby that looks exactly like my mother-in-law. It's terrible.

【Hahaha, you’re such a fool, sister.】

[Help! I feel bad for you even through the screen.]

[It's okay, I don't feel bad when I fight.]

……

The barrage of comments went on and on, starting from the doll and talking about the mother-in-law.

The show scene.

Hao Dou became more and more excited the more he shared.

He shared his eldest son and youngest daughter, and even planned to attack his wife.

"Let me tell you, my wife..."

I had just finished speaking when my cell phone rang.

Looking down, I saw the huge word "wife" on the screen, which looked like it could bite me.

Hao Dou was so frightened that he almost dropped his phone.

His expression changed instantly.

"I'll take a call."

Hao Dou hurried to the side, "Hey! Wife, listen to me..."

Dad: “!!!”

Others: Hold back your laughter...

The comments were merciless and just made people laugh.

【Hahaha, I’m done teasing you.】

Go home and kneel on the washboard.

[I can’t laugh anymore. I’m afraid I’ll be cremated today!]

[Come on, live cremation, I've prepared some melon seeds.]

[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! What do you call that? It's nature that brings rain, and it's man-made that brings disaster.]

【罒w罒 is still a henpecked man. 】

[Doudou, this is called being both naive and playful.]

……

After Hao Dou received a phone call, he could no longer laugh.

As soon as the live broadcast ended that day, he left in a hurry.

The next morning, he came on time with dark circles under his eyes.

The foot is a bit sloped.

Lu Ling looked at his dead look and spoke with concern.

"Ah! Doudou, have you been kneeling on the keyboard all night?"

Hao Dou sighed, "No."

Lu Ling: “Huh?”

"I knelt on the washboard all night." said Hao Dou.

Lu Ling couldn't help it.

Others couldn't help but burst out laughing.

So does barrage.

Hao Dou has a low sense of laughter, but he couldn't help but laugh along.

His shoulders shook with laughter as he asked the staff to bring him the lottery box.

"Okay, it's the last day of this episode, come on everyone!"

"Now let's draw lots."

The guests went up one by one to draw lots.

Soon, the results of the draw came out.

Lu Ling and Chi Xianan are in the same group.

Xu Zhi and Ling Yue'er are in the same group.

Gu Nianchen and Lu Yanyan are in the same group.

When the results came out, the happiest person was Chi Xianan.

The corners of the boy's mouth are harder to suppress than AK.

Xu Zhi and Ling Yue'er were also quite satisfied and shook hands with each other immediately.

Xu Zhi smiled and said, "Oh my old partner, you are the one who has played the most."

"Yes, yes." Ling Yue'er also said.

"They're almost ready to debut as a group."

Ling Yue'er felt a little regretful that she couldn't continue to team up with Lu Ling.

However, when he saw that Chi Xianan was in the same group with Lu Ling, he felt a little excited again.

The couple she was obsessed with finally got together.

?(?＞?＜?)?Excited!

Hao Dou was also very excited. In his mind, the best combination was Lu Ling and Chi Xian'an.

Crazy husband and wife, a perfect match!

day!

He couldn't even imagine what would happen if these two people went crazy.

Can you hold it?

Never mind, let them go crazy first.

This year's netizens just love to see the guests go crazy.

Go a little crazy and the ratings will come.

Just go crazy and it will become popular.

It’s good to be crazy, it’s wonderful to be crazy!

Just as I was getting excited, I heard Lu Yanyan exclaim "Huh?"

"I don't want to be in the same group with Gu Nianchen."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Gu Nianchen sneered, "Do you think I want to be in the same group with you?"

The next second.

The two said in unison.

"Doudou, let's regroup!"

Hao Dou: “!!!”

"Shut up!"

Hao Dou looked annoyed: "Dou Dou, you guys called me that?"