Hao Dou was originally very anxious.

However, hearing the bursts of laughter in his ears, he suddenly couldn't help himself.

After all, who doesn't like to have fun?

So, Hao Dou couldn't help but tremble his shoulders.

As he was shaking, he suddenly came to his senses and thought of Lu Yanyan.

Hao Dou rushed over, "Ah, Lu Yanyan..."

He squatted down towards Lu Yanyan, took a deep breath, then stretched out two fingers and tremblingly put them in front of Lu Yanyan's nose.

"Still breathing."

Hao Dou patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I was really scared to death. I was really scared to death."

"It's good that you're not dead, it's good that you're not dead!"

Lu Yanyan: “…”

Lu Yanyan was dumbfounded. What the hell, how could there be such a director?

She was devastated, angry, and aggrieved.

"Woooo..."

Lu Yanyan burst into tears.

Hao Dou: “!!!”

Hao Dou, who realized it belatedly, shouted at the top of his lungs, "She's crying, she's crying! Hurry! Call a doctor!"

Everyone: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[Oh my god, Doudou cried so hard, I thought someone had given birth to a baby and the baby started crying.]

[Don’t say it, really don’t say it. 】

[Who is so unlucky to give birth to a scoundrel like Lu Yanyan? ]

[Who is it? Who is it? Is it Doudou? ]

【Doudou: Bah! Bad luck!】

【Doudou: Back off! 】

……

Hao Dou finished shouting.

I turned around and saw everyone was still laughing.

Damn it, he also wants to laugh, but he can't laugh!

Hao Dou: ╭(╯^╰)╮

I can't laugh, and neither can you.

He ordered, "Stop! Stop right there!"

"No one is allowed to laugh anymore."

Maybe Hao Dou was too serious, or maybe everyone was no longer able to laugh.

Everyone stopped one after another.

The scene finally returned to normal and gradually quieted down.

But, the scene has become quiet.

Lu Yanyan's sobbing became more obvious.

"Puff...Puff..."

Sudden.

Xu Zhi exclaimed "Ah" and pointed at Lu Yanyan.

"It's burning, it's burning again..."

"Haha, the skills are still there!"

The next second, the whole audience burst into laughter.

“Ahahahahahahahahaha…”

"Geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese..."

"Pfft... pfft..."

"Huh...huh..."

[Help, why is Xu Zhi being funny?! ]

[I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter, if I keep laughing like this, will my stomach hurt? ]

[Help! This one smile has wiped out all the good deeds of twenty years.]

[My milk tea spilled all over the floor, Xu Zhi, you have to compensate me! ]

[I spit the rice on my mom’s face. It’s over. I have to boil some water later. Woohoo…]

……

The show scene.

Finally, the accompanying doctor rushed over and checked Lu Yanyan's injuries.

Lu Yanyan howled while boiling water.

"It hurts... it hurts here, it hurts here, it hurts all over my body."

"I can't seem to move my arm. Maybe Lu Ling kicked it off."

After checking it, the doctor said, "It's not broken."

"Your hand is fine."

"The problem is not serious, nothing serious."

[You know what, Lu Yanyan is quite difficult to kill.]

[It's true. Even a single meal can't kill it. Its vitality is truly tenacious.]

[It's more than just a meal, huh? The guy above, your math and PE teacher taught you that, right?]

[Oh, that's right. This is already two meals today. Oh my god, it's even harder to kill now!]

[Is this the legendary: a scourge that lasts for a thousand years?]

【The truth is out! 】

……

on site.

Lu Yanyan actually didn't trust the doctor and she kept making a fuss.

"How can I be okay? I'm clearly in pain."

"Can you please check it again?"

Doctor: "Don't worry, this is just a minor fall. You'll have some bruising, and it will get darker tomorrow, but it's not serious. I'll prescribe some medicinal wine for you to rub on."

"I'll clean and disinfect the scrapes on your arm now. It'll be a little painful, just bear with it."

The doctor took a cotton swab dipped in iodine and wanted to clean her wound.

Lu Yanyan suddenly pulled her hand back.

"I've already told you I can't move my hands, it must be broken, can you take a look, doctor?"

The doctor looked at her as if she were a fool.

"Can't move?"

"Yup!"

"Then how did your hand return just now?"

Lu Yanyan: “…”

Hey!

[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. How can there be such an idiot?]

[Just after I said my hand was broken, I took it back, haha.]

[Doctor: I think you have a brain problem?]

[Doctor: I've never seen such a fool.]

……

Lu Yanyan was still making a fuss: "But...but my ribs really hurt. My ribs must have been broken by Lu Ling's kick."

"It's not broken. I checked it. Don't worry."

Lu Yanyan yelled, "I can't be at ease at all!"

doctor:"……"

"What's wrong with you as a doctor? Can you treat patients?"

"..."

"Can you do it?"

"..."

The doctor stood up and looked at Hao Dou helplessly.

"Director, why don't you..."

"Go down," Hao Dou said, waving his hand. "You still have the strength to scream, so you must be fine."

[Oh my god, you're really getting more and more crazy. ]

[I declare that Doudou is finally ready to start his apprenticeship.]

【Lu Ling's eyes filled with tears: Dou, you have grown up.】

[I'm so touched! I can stand on my own now!]

……

on site.

Hao Dou Xiaopang waved his hand and shouted in a domineering manner.

"Come, two people, help Lu Yanyan up and get some sleep. Just calm down and she'll be fine."

"Wake up from a good sleep and you'll be a brave man again tomorrow."

Lu Yanyan: "..." Thank you.

Lu Yanyan screamed all the way and was helped upstairs by two staff members.

Hao Dou watched Lu Yanyan leave.

Lu Yanyan left, and my ears were finally quiet.

A smile appeared on Hao Dou's chubby face.

whee.

When I turned around, a QR code appeared in front of me.

Lu Ling’s WeChat payment code.

Lu Ling: "Another successful father, congratulations."

Hao Dou stopped laughing.

He frowned again and again, "No, Ling, I was just helping you."

"How can you?"

Lu Ling: "(^-^) I can."

"no, you can not."

"I can."

"..."

After several rounds, Hao Dou still lost.

After paying another hundred thousand yuan, he looked at Lu Ling with no light in his eyes.

"You have no heart."

Lu Ling: (^-^)

Hao Dou turned his head and looked at Ling Yue'er again, "You don't have it either."

Ling Yue'er: (^-^)

Hao Dou: "..."

These damn guests are so difficult to manage.

Heartbroken Hao Dou sighed and checked the time.

It's eight o'clock in the evening, almost time.

Just about to announce the end of the live broadcast.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the door.

Look up.

Wow, more than ten or twenty people came.

Hao Dou: “!!!”

"Who are these people? What are they doing?"

Xiao Gao walked in front of everyone with a smile on his face and said proudly.

"They are all the families of the rescued girls and children, coming to thank Lu Ling and Ling Yue'er."

"What?" Hao Dou's pupils trembled with fear.

No? Are people these days all so enthusiastic and grateful?

Can't they just post a Weibo to express their gratitude?

Do you have to come and thank me in person?

Hao Dou watched them walk in one by one, as if there was a price tag on each of their heads: ¥

One hundred thousand each.

Two hundred thousand.

Three hundred thousand.

……

Many hundreds of thousands.

No, no, it hurts.

The pain made his eyes roll back and he passed out.

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