The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me
Chapter 62 I have a mental illness, do you?
The young man nodded hurriedly: "It looks like it."
"Then kind-hearted person, please be kind."
"..."
【Hahaha, even the staff didn’t let it go.】
【Staff: Save me, save me! 】
Lu Ling took the small broken bowl and begged for money at the door. Wow, she got more than a hundred yuan.
Even Ling Yue'er was forced to give her five dollars.
"Ah, that's too much! Xu Zhi and I spent the whole morning distributing flyers, but we still don't get as much as she has in her bowl."
"She still had quite a bit in her pocket, yet she insisted on grabbing it and asking me to give it to her."
"annoying!"
"..."
Ling Yue'er and Xu Zhi are truly a pair of brothers in distress.
Ling Yue'er here was robbed of five dollars by Lu Ling.
the other side.
Xu Zhi was in even bigger trouble.
After distributing flyers for the whole morning, the two men each earned fifty yuan.
Seeing that Ling Yue'er was too tired, Xu Zhi asked her to go back to the small villa first and went to buy food by himself.
However, just as he walked to the door of the fast food restaurant that Ling Yue'er wanted to eat, he saw an aunt about fifty years old standing on the side of the road.
The aunt was holding a large stone in her hand, screaming and smashing the car window frantically.
Xu Zhi had only one thought in his mind at that time.
It’s over. Did the child get locked in the car?
The kind-hearted Xu Zhi hurried over.
"Auntie, I'm coming!"
He took the big rock from the aunt's hand and smashed it hard against the car window without thinking.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
It hit three times in a row.
"Crash!" The car window shattered.
Xu Zhi looked inside the car anxiously.
The next second, the whole person was stunned.
The car was empty, there was nothing in it.
Xu Zhi: ???
Xu Zhi turned to look at his aunt in confusion.
The aunt held the big rock in her hand and pointed to another car in front.
"What are you doing standing still?"
"Let's go! Next one."
Xu Zhi: ???
At this time, several policemen rushed over after receiving a call.
Tell Xu Zhi about the matter.
It turned out that this aunt had a mental illness and often smashed people's car windows.
Before Xu Zhilai came, she had already smashed three cars.
Xu Zhi: “…”
Live broadcast room, barrage: [……]
Xu Zhi: Who am I? Where am I?
[Hahaha, Xu Zhi's one act of extroversion has resulted in a lifetime of introversion.]
[Auntie: I have a mental illness, do you?
Xu Zhi: It didn’t exist originally, but it’s almost there now.
[Xu Zhi: Is it too late for me to go crazy now?]
[I’m sorry, Xu Zhi, I really can’t help it, hahahaha…]
[I thought about all the sad things, but I still couldn't help it (covering my face).]
……
Xu Zhi became a hot topic after smashing someone's car window during a live variety show.
This is also the first time that Xu Zhi has been on the hot search since participating in this variety show.
However, he was not aware of this.
At this moment, he is busy contacting the car owner to discuss compensation.
After discussion between the two parties, it was finally decided that Xu Zhi would pay two thousand yuan in compensation.
……
In the small villa.
Ling Yue'er was complaining that Lu Ling robbed her of five dollars when she received a call from Xu Zhi.
Let her go to the director and borrow 2000 yuan first.
Xu Zhi's original words: "Yue'er, please, if you can't borrow this money, I will have to go to jail."
Ling Yue'er's eyes almost popped out.
"Xu Zhi, didn't you ask me to come back first so you could go buy food?"
"How come you're sending yourself to jail just for buying a meal?"
"What are you doing? Molesting a decent girl?"
Xu Zhi: “…”
Lu Ling and the others: "..."
Barrage:【……】
[I can't stop laughing. Ling Yue'er always talks in such an explosive way.]
【Xu Zhi: Thank you.】
[Xu Zhi: Do I look that disgusting?]
A netizen from Xuzhi enthusiastically explained: "Xuzhi saw a mentally ill person smashing a car window and enthusiastically stepped forward to help. He was then sued for 2,000 yuan."
The barrage was silent for two seconds.
Then it exploded, and the screen was full of "Hahahaha".
Ling Yue'er asked the director for money and rushed to the crime scene in a hurry.
Just then, the 'victim' car owner arrived.
After understanding what happened, the car owner insisted on not accepting the compensation.
But Xu Zhi insisted on giving it.
In the end, the two of them each paid half, and Xu Zhi paid one thousand yuan.
The two bought some fast food and returned to the small house.
Lu Ling, Chi Xian'an and Gu Nianchen were having dinner.
As soon as the two entered the door, they heard Chi Xian'an say.
"I asked for over three hundred this morning, that's fine."
"Is begging so profitable?"
He tugged at Lu Ling's sleeve and said, "Boss, take me with you."
"I want to beg for food, too."
Lu Ling: “…”
Chi Xian'an (with aggrieved eyes): "I envy you guys so much."
Lu Ling said, "I've been shouting all morning, exhausted. How can I relax?"
"The person you should envy is not me, but him." Pointing at Gu Nianchen.
"It's easy for him. He makes money just by lying down."
Chi Xian'an nodded frantically in agreement.
"Exactly, Gu Dingliu is still the best. He makes money without doing anything."
Ling Yue'er: "Amazing, Gu Dingliu."
"I'm envious." Xu Zhi.
Gu Nianchen's face turned dark.
"Is it interesting that you are all so sarcastic?"
"What do you mean I made money just by lying down? Do you know that this statement can easily lead to misunderstandings?"
Lu Ling and the other three: "I don't know."
Gu Nianchen: "..."
Gu Nianchen took a deep breath and looked at Lu Ling with unbearable patience.
"Lu Ling, let's discuss our private grudges in private."
"Variety show time is work time. There's no need for you to target me."
Lu Ling smiled faintly: "Am I targeting you?"
"Are you worthy?"
Gu Nianchen subconsciously said: "Why am I not worthy? You are not worthy!"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Lu Ling said.
"I'm not worthy, but you are. You can be worthy of anyone, even a dog."
"You...!" Gu Nianchen was shaking with anger.
I kept talking about it, but I couldn't figure out what I was doing for a long time.
Finally, he was so angry that he put down the bowl with a "bang" and left.
Everyone thought it was quiet.
Unexpectedly, in less than a minute, the shameless Gu Nianchen came back again.
Standing next to Lu Ling, with a sullen face.
"I've thought about it carefully, and you've gone too far."
"I'm determined not to fall asleep on the roadside during the day."
He thought Lu Ling would not agree.
Even fight with him.
Unexpectedly, Lu Ling agreed.
"Okay, then I'll switch with you and I'll go lie down."
Gu Nianchen: "..."
"That's it, let's break up the meeting."
After Lu Ling finished speaking, she stood up and left.
……
Two o'clock in the afternoon.
Lu Ling and Gu Nianchen found a busy street again to beg.
As soon as she arrived at her destination, Lu Ling lay down on the ground.
Gu Nianchen had one hand hanging and one leg limping, so it was difficult for him to sit or stand.
More importantly, I can't bring myself to beg.
I finally managed to speak.
"Okay, okay..."
Before he could finish his words, a strong man passing by kicked his broken bowl away.
"He's young, he has arms and legs, and he's begging on the street."
"shameless!"
"..."
Lu Ling woke up and found that Gu Nianchen had been beaten up.
There were bruises on his face.
But there was not a penny in the broken bowl in front of him.
Lu Ling's face suddenly darkened.
"You can't even ask for a meal, what a loser!"
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