The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

I thought being pinched by a crab and worrying about getting rabies was funny enough.

I didn't expect to end up here.

It's nothing.

Even funnier things are yet to come.

Because Gu Nianchen kept complaining that his hands were painful and numb.

So the doctor asked, "Are your feet numb?"

Gu Nianchen was stunned when he heard this.

There was a confused expression on his face, and his mouth opened into a big "O" shape.

I stared at the doctor blankly, unable to believe my ears.

He thought he had heard it wrong.

Seeing Gu Nianchen like this, the doctor himself was a little confused.

I was thinking, what's wrong with this guy?

What kind of expression is this?

Could it be that a tiny crab pinched his brain and even damaged it?

Thinking of this, the doctor couldn't help but feel a little amused, but he still patiently asked again:

"Are your feet numb?"

Gu Nianchen's face was still full of question marks.

His brows furrowed deeply.

The doctor was a little helpless.

But he still remained patient: "Are your feet numb?"

Gu Nianchen: ???

Gu Nianchen was confused and innocent.

He thought to himself, it's just a medical check-up, why does this doctor insist on asking people to call him "Mom"?

Although it is said that doctors save lives and are like the patients' second parents, isn't it too much to call them that directly?

What's more, the doctor doesn't usually speak with any accent.

Why do you suddenly have an accent today?

The more I think about it, the more puzzled I become.

When I was wondering in my heart.

The doctor asked again: "Is your foot numb?"

It seems that it cannot be excluded.

This time, Gu Nianchen gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and decided to go all out.

He took a deep breath, opened his mouth and shouted, "Mom!"

This time, it was the doctor's turn to be speechless and confused.

???

day!

What is this for?

It won't really cause any problems, right?

Why does my brain feel bad?

He can't cure this, help!

In the live broadcast room, the screen was filled with "hahahaha"...

[Hahaha, this is making me laugh to death. How can this guy claim so many relatives?]

[Xiao Fa Cai Le, why is it suddenly mixed with dialect? ]

【I just cried out for help, but the doctor couldn't help me. 】

[罒w罒 is indeed homophonic with the dialect of my hometown. ]

[Gua Ge's face was filled with surprise, disbelief, a touch of innocence, and a touch of excitement.]

[Finally, at a loss and in disbelief, he called out, "Mom."]

[Although I was shocked, I finally compromised.]

[Gu Nianchen: How dare I not compromise? He's holding my life in his hands!]

[Hahaha yes, he probably thought that only if he cried out would he be treated.]

I can’t take it anymore. All I can think about now is Gua Ge’s voice: “Mom.”

This doctor doesn't know how to do plastic surgery. He's completely bewildered. If it were me, Lu Ba, I'd immediately smile and say, "Good boy! Hahahaha..."

[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. This is such a damn visual experience!]

[Lao Chi's words: Wrong, it's not Mama, it's Baba.]

【Ha ha ha ha……】

on site.

The accompanying doctor does not have the same train of thought as netizens.

He was already anxious.

I thought, could this guy’s brain be damaged by something?

He asked in a daze.

"What?"

"What do you say?"

Gu Nianchen was really serious this time and actually shouted again.

"Mom."

With an innocent look on his face, he asked, "Didn't you ask me to shout?"

"Mom."

doctor:"……"

He sighed and looked at Hao Dou.

"Director, how about sending him to see a neurosurgeon?"

"Go get a CT scan?"

Hao Dou was also startled.

"what?"

"Out of your mind?"

Gu Nianchen was really angry this time.

"No, what do you mean?"

"Isn't it just to help me take care of the wound? One asked me to call mom, and the other said I was crazy?"

"What kind of crappy program crew are you guys from?"

"It's just too much of a lie."

"..."

Hao Dou and the accompanying doctor were still confused.

Hao Dou was terrified.

In a panic, he grabbed Lu Ling.

"Aya, help!"

Hao Dou asked, "Ling, take a quick look, is she possessed by an evil spirit?"

Teng Xiaoxiao was stunned when she heard this, and subconsciously slapped Gu Nianchen.

"Snapped!"

"I don't care who you are. Get off my Chenchen right now!"

As he spoke, he started beating again!

He slapped Gu Nianchen hard.

Gu Nianchen grimaced in pain.

"Oh, stop filming!"

"I'm not possessed!"

The whole place was in chaos.

In the end, Hao Dou begged Lu Ling for a long time.

Lu Ling couldn't laugh anymore.

Then he began to explain the farce.

"Okay, I'm not possessed, and my brain is not broken."

"He's just got a missing nerve in his brain. When the doctor asked him if his feet were numb, he thought they were asking him to call mom."

"It sounds like a dialect."

Lu Ling said, "Gu Dingliu's brain is not very good, and his ability to understand is just so-so. Please bear with me."

After hearing this, the doctor and the director finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But Gu Nianchen was extraordinary.

"Lu Ling, this is a personal attack!"

"I didn't provoke you, why are you slandering me like this?"

"are you……"

"Do you still care about me? Are you jealous of me and Teng Xiaoxiao being so close?"

Lu Ling: “…”

Lu Ling died helplessly.

She looked directly at Teng Xiaoxiao and said, "Sister, I suggest you take him to the brain department, right?"

"No, just take him to a mental hospital."

"Use some connections to get it taken over by someone."

Teng Xiaoxiao: “Huh?”

Gu Nianchen yelled in frustration.

"Lu Ling!"

Lu Ling rolled her eyes at him and asked, "Is there something you want to ask your father?"

"You...!" Gu Nianchen was furious.

But I can't win the fight.

Ah, so angry!

But that fool Teng Xiaoxiao took it seriously.

Pull him and leave.

"Don't be afraid, Chenchen. I don't despise you."

"I'm going to take you to the mental hospital to register now."

"It's okay, we can treat the disease if we are sick."

"I will definitely heal you."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

At this time, he wanted to die.

Exhausted, he shook off Teng Xiaoxiao's hand.

"I beg you, please let me go?"

"You're almost driving me to death!"

Everyone at the scene: Hold back your laughter, hold back your laughter...ah, I really can't hold it back anymore!!!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose……"

"Huh...huh..."

The barrage was also full of "Hahaha..."

And what about the person involved, Teng Xiaoxiao?

She was stunned for a moment.

Then, there was a huge sound.

"No!"

Teng Xiaoxiao rushed over and hugged Gu Nianchen from behind.

"no I do not!"

"I won't let go! I won't let go in this life!"

"Gu Nianchen, I'm going to pick you!"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Damn it, it’s true that money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat.

It’s even harder to become popular again.