The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me
Chapter 366 Crab: I hate people who have no sense of boundaries the most!
After hearing this, Teng Xiaoxiao reacted immediately.
She had just hugged Gu Nianchen and let go immediately.
Throw him down.
It's indeed a bit too much.
No wonder Chenchen was angry.
She hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry, Chenchen, I didn't mean it."
"I was just... just too impatient."
"I just want to give you the hairy crabs I made quickly so you can eat them while they're hot."
"I really didn't mean it. Are you okay, Chenchen?"
As he said that, he ran over again, wanting to check Gu Nianchen's injuries.
But Gu Nianchen was really scared.
He hurriedly reached out to stop him with a look of horror.
"stop!"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
"do not come!"
"Don't come here!"
"..."
Teng Xiaoxiao was stunned.
Eyes full of disbelief.
She looked at Gu Nianchen with a hurt expression.
"Chenchen, what's wrong with you?"
As he spoke, tears began to fall.
"Chenchen, don't you love me anymore?"
"Chenchen, I fell you, can't you forgive me?"
"That's not what you said in bed yesterday!"
Gu Nianchen: "..."
[Hahaha, so funny. 】
【Gua Ge is so lucky罒w罒】
【It matches my face. 】
The screen was filled with comments of gloating.
The scene too.
"Gu Dingliu, you can't do this?"
"Yeah, how could you do this to a little girl?"
"Gu Dingliu, why don't you hurry up and comfort him."
Gu Nianchen: "..."
Shut up!
Teng Xiaoxiao's tears were still streaming.
Gu Nianchen was speechless.
But the live broadcast is still on.
There was nothing he could do.
Besides, Teng Xiaoxiao is still useful.
That's it.
He sighed, "Don't cry, don't cry."
"I...Isn't it okay for me to ask you to come over?"
Teng Xiaoxiao was happy when she heard it.
Nodding frantically: "Hmmmm..."
"Good good!"
"Chenchen, I'm here!"
Teng Xiaoxiao's footsteps were as fast as the wind as she rushed towards Gu Nianchen.
In the blink of an eye, she came to Gu Nianchen's side, stretched out her arms without hesitation, and picked him up in a princess hug.
Then, she walked briskly and steadily to the small and cute round table in front of the cashier.
Carefully and gently placed Gu Nianchen on the chair.
Then, he reached out and gently opened the exquisite food box in his hand.
Looking at Gu Nianchen with a happy face.
"Chenchen, come and take a look!"
"These are the hairy crabs I carefully selected at the market early this morning."
“Every one of them is so lively and fresh!”
"Besides, I even specially researched cooking methods."
"I guarantee it's both delicious and nutritious! Come on, try it while it's hot!"
Gu Nianchen: "..."
He had no appetite at all, he just wanted to escape.
But there is no escape.
So annoying.
Teng Xiaoxiao: "Chenchen, don't just stand there, eat quickly."
Gu Nianchen: "..."
He subconsciously glanced at Lu Ling.
Seeing this, Teng Xiaoxiao hurriedly asked, "Teacher Lu, Teacher Chi, do you want to eat?"
The two of them waved their hands hurriedly.
"No, no, no."
"Just give it to your Chenchen."
Gu Nianchen: "..."
Teng Xiaoxiao: "Hehe, Chenchen, eat quickly."
"Have a taste."
Gu Nianchen's face was filled with helplessness. He slowly reached out his hand and held the chopsticks.
He sighed and stretched his chopsticks towards the crab in the bowl.
I originally thought, just make do with eating something.
Unexpectedly.
When the chopsticks just touched the crab shell, he gently pulled it.
Sudden.
The crab, which had been quietly staying in the bowl, suddenly jumped.
Gu Nianchen: “!!!”
Gu Nianchen was horrified.
"Ah!"
The whole person jumped up from the stool as if he had been electrocuted.
The chopsticks in his hand fell because of fright, hitting the ground with a crisp sound.
Lu Ling and others: “!!!”
Barrage.
【Fuck! 】
"Am I seeing this right? The crab just moved, didn't it?"
【Hahaha, yes, I saw that too.】
[I’m dying of laughter. A live crab!]
【My new girlfriend is pretty good at cooking! 】
[No wonder she kept emphasizing that it was fresh. This is so fresh, haha!]
[Hahaha, I can't refute this, it's really fresh.]
[Still alive, of course it's fresh. 】
"Then, Brother Gua, eat it while it's hot."
[Gua Ge was so scared that his chopsticks dropped. How can he still eat?]
[Expired vegetables are afraid of fresh vegetables! ! ! ]
[Oh my god, that’s the correct answer!]
……
The barrage brought up the expired vegetable joke again.
The barrage is not active enough.
on site.
The atmosphere was... strange.
The others could no longer hold back and were all laughing out loud.
Hao Dou laughed the most exaggeratedly, his shoulders shaking.
Trembling and shaking...
Suddenly, I choked on my own saliva.
"Cough cough cough..."
Xiaogao: "..."
Xiao Gao was speechless and patted him on the back.
Hao Dou finally stopped coughing.
As soon as he looked at Gu Nianchen, he couldn't help himself again.
"a ha ha ha……"
"Eat it, eat it, it's fresh."
Gu Nianchen: "..."
Gu Nianchen patted his chest with lingering fear, then looked at Teng Xiaoxiao helplessly.
"Xiao Xiao, this...this crab, is it not cooked yet?"
Teng Xiaoxiao looked serious and quickly waved her hands to deny it.
"No, no, I've been steaming it for a long, long time!"
His tone was firm: "How could it be undercooked? Chenchen, try it again!"
"Come on, I made this for you myself!"
Hearing Teng Xiaoxiao's words, Gu Nianchen couldn't help but frown slightly, thinking secretly in his heart:
Was it really just my illusion just now?
With some doubts and hesitation, he mustered up his courage again.
Pick up the chopsticks again and reach for the crab.
But this time, the crab clamped his chopsticks.
Gu Nianchen: “!!!”
Gu Nianchen screamed in fear.
"Ah ah ah..."
This time, forget about chopsticks.
He was so frightened that he leaned back.
Both the man and the stool fell to the ground.
Everyone at the scene burst into laughter again.
The barrage is also full of "hahaha"
[Hahaha, this is hilarious! This crab is not to be trifled with.]
[Big Brother Crab has a pretty bad temper.]
[Crab: Not only am I not cooked, I'm not dead yet! ]
Crab: How presumptuous! You only ask me if it's cooked, but not if it's dead or not?
【Crab: (^-^)V Yeah! 】
[Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing. Crab: I’m still fresh!]
[I can't stop laughing, Teng Xiaoxiao, you said you were steaming for a long time? ]
[Steamed? Washed with water, not steamed?]
[Hahaha, maybe the fire wasn't fired.]
Crab: Dude, you tickled me.
[Crab: Don't touch if you're not familiar with it. I hate people who have no sense of boundaries!]
[Hahaha, I was laughing so hard. 】
[Oh my god, all the laughs today are from Brother Gua.]
【…】
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