[Help! He's disguised as a statue! ! !]

Whose statue looks like this? (/▽╲)

Is this statue motorized? And it moves around?

[Is he trying to act like a robot?]

[Hahaha, whose robot looks like this? Who are you trying to scare to death?]

[I can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.]

……

on site.

Gu Nianchen continued to disguise the statue.

But, it still failed.

The couple walked and walked.

Suddenly, the girl turned her head inadvertently and saw the fake statue.

With a cry of "Ah!", she threw herself into her boyfriend's arms.

man:? ? ?

He glared at Gu Nianchen with a look of disgust, then quickly walked away with his girlfriend in his arms.

Gu Nianchen stood where he was:  ̄□ ̄||

Awkward, just...

Two photographers: “…” They were also embarrassed.

Gu Nianchen stood at the door of his room, and began to not know what to do again.

Standing facing the door? That doesn't seem right.

Standing with your back to me? That doesn't seem right either.

Go to the front desk?

Can't go a little?

What should I do?

I thought of several solutions, but I couldn't think of those two photographers.

The two photographers were the same way. They were so shocked that they didn't even think of offering help.

I didn’t even think about turning off the live broadcast.

Hao Dou suddenly remembered.

A room downstairs.

As soon as Hao Dou came out of the shower, Xiao Gao knocked on his door anxiously.

"Oh no, Director, Gu Dingliu has been exposed!"

"Exposed?" Hao Dou looked confused.

"What do you mean exposed?"

"Is he a spy? And exposed?"

Xiao Gao: "No!"

“He he he… Ouch!”

"He went out naked to take out the trash and appeared in front of the camera with nothing on."

"Do you think this is exposure?"

Hao Dou: "What?"

For a moment, Hao Dou couldn't tell whether he was stupid or Gu Nianchen was stupid.

"In broad daylight, he lives alone, and he's naked?"

"What are you doing?"

Xiao Gao shook his head frantically, "I don't know!"

Hao Dou: "..."

Hao Dou died helplessly.

He took a deep breath and asked, "Where are the two photographers?"

"Help?"

Xiao Gao was a little confused: "What can I help you with?"

Hao Dou: "..."

"Please give me some clothes or something to cover myself up!"

Xiao Gao shook his head, "No."

"They were just shocked."

After a pause, he added, "He never closed his mouth."

Hao Dou: "..."

Hao Dou helplessly took out his cell phone and prepared to call the photographer.

The call hasn't been made yet.

Suddenly, his eyes swept across Xiao Gao's mobile phone screen.

It was the scene from the live broadcast room.

It shows that the number of people online is as high as 80 million.

And it’s still rising.

Hao Dou couldn't close his mouth.

My eyeballs are about to fall out.

After a while, he exclaimed in shock.

"No...no matter what!"

"Just wait and see what happens!"

“Haha, it exploded!”

"This bro, hahahaha... he's got something special, hahaha..."

Xiaogao: "..."

……

Over there at the scene.

Gu Nianchen watched the couple leave and breathed a sigh of relief.

But soon, I fell into confusion again.

How to do?

In the end how to do?

Ask for help!

Correct!

Gu Nianchen seemed to have suddenly discovered a new world.

To seek help from someone, you only need to be seen by one person.

But, if you keep standing here, you may be seen by more people.

Yup!

Why did I let go just now... No, I missed that couple?

Just as I was thinking about it, the door of the room diagonally opposite opened.

Gu Nianchen rushed forward in one leap.

I couldn't even see who was inside or how many people were there.

He rushed into the door and closed it behind him.

Two photographers: “???”

The director in front of the monitor: “???”

Barrage: [? ? ? ? ]

[Who is it? Who is in the room?]

[This isn't the guest's room, it's a stranger's room!]

[Is the person inside a man or a woman? Is he someone Gua Ge knows?]

[I don’t know! I didn’t see it clearly!]

[The photographer responded too slowly, bad review! ]

[The photographer was only busy enjoying the show and not doing his job. Bad review! ]

[Incompetent photographer, complaint! ]

……

In front of the monitor, Hao Dou was also asking Xiao Gao who was in the room.

Xiao Gao was also confused.

"Don't make it!"

"I didn't see clearly."

Hao Dou sighed, "I didn't see it clearly either."

“That’s too fast!”

"Ah, this...what should I do?"

Xiao Gao: “I don’t know!”

"..."

the other side.

As soon as Gu Nianchen entered the room, he closed the door behind him.

Standing behind the door, he breathed a long sigh of relief.

Patted his chest.

Then, slowly turned around.

The next second, he was shocked by the woman in front of him.

I saw a woman weighing over 200 pounds and about 40 years old standing opposite him, looking at him with an obsessed look on her face.

The woman's eyes were full of shock and a hint of joy, and her gaze kept wandering over him.

When he saw a certain part, he actually covered his mouth and laughed.

Gu Nianchen: “!!!”

He quickly reached out to block it.

The woman twisted her body shyly.

"You are Gu...Gu..."

Gu Nianchen took a deep breath and said, "Gu Nianchen."

The woman was immediately overjoyed.

"Yes, yes, Gu Nianchen, I know you. You used to be quite popular."

Then, he added, "It's quite popular now."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Woman: "Why are you here...?"

“Filming a variety show.”

The woman was even more shocked, with her mouth and eyes wide open.

"Variety show?"

Pointing at Gu Nianchen, he said, "You guys are playing this variety show too..."

“It’s too open!”

Gu Nianchen hurriedly explained.

"No, no, it was an accident."

"it a accident."

The woman looked at him and suddenly smiled.

"This accident, don't tell me, is quite interesting."

Gu Nianchen: "Ah?"

The woman's eyes continued to wander over him.

Gu Nianchen swallowed nervously.

Suddenly I felt like I had entered a den of thieves.

He didn't know if this was just his illusion.

But, there is no way out, he has no way out now.

You will be broadcast live as soon as you go out.

He couldn't get out at all.

So difficult...

Thinking of this, he looked at the woman with a pleading tone.

"Sister, can you help me?"

When the woman heard this, she immediately thought of something wrong.

Actually, you can't blame her.

He was naked, broke into her room, and asked her to help him.

Who wouldn’t want to go astray?

So the woman was happy.

"Okay, sister will help you."

After saying that, he reached out and pulled Gu Nianchen.

Gu Nianchen: “!!!”

Gu Nianchen was startled and shouted hurriedly.

"No, no, no... No, sister, you..."

The woman looked at him with a smile, "I understand, I understand. Sister understands."

"Sister will help you, dear~"

Gu Nianchen: “!!!”

……

the other side.

Hao Dou paced back and forth in the room anxiously.

I walked three times.

Suddenly startled.

"No, hurry up and call that person out. Who knows who is in the room?"

He hurriedly took out his cell phone and contacted the photographer on the scene.

"What are you two still standing there for? Are you just here to watch the show?"

The photographer was stunned.

"Ouch!"

"I was so stunned by the melon, really!"

"Then, then, then...what should we do, Director?"

Hao Dou said, "Hurry up and call them out first."

The photographer hung up the phone in a hurry, picked up the camera and ran over out of professional habit.

Stand outside the door and start knocking.

Knocking on the door and shouting.

"Gu Dingliu, Gu Dingliu, open the door!"

"Are you okay, Gu Dingliu?"

"Gu Dingliu, are you okay?"

Gu Nianchen: "..." Do you think I'm okay?

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