The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

The driver was speechless and confused: Who am I? Where am I?

What the hell is that thing coming up here? Help!

The comments were so funny that I went crazy.

[What the hell is this 'your family burned it for you'? I'm dying of laughter!]

[Driver: That’s too much!]

Driver: No, I have no shame, can't you see? Can't you please respect me?

[It was because I saw it that I asked him if his family had burned those things.]

I'm really worried that he'll scare the driver.

Driver: Hao Dou didn't say I'd be facing such a fool.

[I can’t stop laughing. The driver just can’t do anything.]

……

The driver was really at a loss.

He didn't say a word for a long time.

I can’t remember the process, so I’ll just scare Chi Xian’an.

But Chi Xian'an still wouldn't let him go.

He insisted on asking, "Brother, brother..."

"Really? Did your family make these for you?"

The driver: “…”

Forced to do so, I reluctantly replied, "Yeah."

Chi Xian'an: "Tsk tsk..."

"Your family members may seem filial, but they're actually not."

driver:??

"How to say?"

Chi Xian'an: "I burned so many beautiful things for you, but other than looking good, they are useless."

"Look at you, you were a beast of burden when you were alive, and now that you're dead you're still a beast of burden."

Driver: “!!!” He’s not dead, he’s not dead!

He just went to work.

What's this about death? How unlucky!

Chi Xian'an: "If your children are filial, they will burn a villa, a luxury car, and two beautiful women for you. Wouldn't that make you uncomfortable?"

"..."

"Even if we have to work, we'll have two servants, one high and one low, come to do it."

"..."

"Let's take a step back and say, even if you want to run Didi, wouldn't it be nice to hire a driver and just sit there and collect the money?"

Driver: “…” He was speechless.

Chi Xian'an said twice again: "Tsk tsk..."

He pouted and shook his head, "No."

"No, no, no..."

"..."

Chi Xian'an looked left and right, up and down.

Looked around the entire car.

Sudden.

"Pa!" A slap hit the driver on the shoulder.

The driver was so scared that he almost screamed.

Chi Xian'an, on the other hand, just kept laughing.

"Brother, you are so timid. It's not easy for you to come out and take a job in the middle of the night."

"..."

"Well, I just wanted to tell you that if you need anything, you can send a message to your family in your dreams!"

driver:"……"

"Thank you, really."

Chi Xian'an laughed and waved his hands.

"You're welcome, you're welcome. Meeting each other is fate."

"never mind."

"I see it's not easy for you either. How about I burn it for you? Tell me, but you don't know anything."

"Oh, by the way, give me the address."

driver:"……"

"No thanks."

"Hey, you're welcome."

"No need."

"Use it."

driver:"……"

[Haha, I can’t stop laughing. When people get enthusiastic, even ghosts get scared.]

[The driver must be traumatized, haha!]

[I'm dying of laughter. This madman is really going to kill people the moment he opens his mouth! ]

[The driver said: The director only told me to scare people, he didn't say it was me who was scared!]

【Hahaha what a sin! 】

……

The driver was almost driven crazy.

I almost forgot my last name.

Not to mention the other processes.

At this moment, he just wanted to escape.

But there is no escape.

So hard!

He couldn't remember to go through the process, and it was Hao Dou who was anxious.

At this moment, Hao Dou stared at the live broadcast room, feeling helpless that he couldn't get into the screen.

He hurriedly called the driver

As soon as the call was connected, Hao Dou hurriedly reminded.

"Hey, Brother Li, don't let him lead you by the nose all the time. Just follow the process!"

The driver was about to speak, but unexpectedly, Chi Xian'an beat him to the punch.

"I think so too. I'm always asked to take the initiative. How tiring it is!"

Hao Dou was stunned.

The driver was also stunned.

Barrage:【!!!】

[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing. Why is the driver still using the loudspeaker?]

[Hao Dou was arguing with Chi Xian'an, and Chi Xian'an even heard it, hahahaha!]

Hao Dou: It's... quite embarrassing.

Driver: As long as I'm not embarrassed, you two will be embarrassed.

[Chi Xian'an: You're not embarrassed? Then I'm not embarrassed either.]

[Hahaha, Doudou: I'm embarrassed! I'm embarrassed, okay?]

……

In the car.

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

All three fell into silence.

After a while, Hao Dou smiled awkwardly.

"Well, this... isn't this just for the sake of procedure?"

"this and that……"

Chi Xian'an rolled his eyes. "Alright, alright, I won't listen anymore. You two go ahead and talk."

Hao Dou breathed a sigh of relief, and so did the driver.

He quickly seized the opportunity and turned off the loudspeaker.

Then he said very quietly, "Okay."

Hao Dou hurriedly said, "You're going to die, and you're still using the loudspeaker."

"I……"

"Alright, alright." Hao Dou interrupted him hastily, "Stop talking."

"listen to me."

Driver: “Yeah.”

Hao Dou: "I told you not to say a word."

"..."

"We agreed on the procedure before, so why don't you just go ahead and do it."

"For example, pretend there's someone in the passenger seat, act it out, and come up with a conversation!"

"understand?"

There was no response from the other side.

Hao Dou frowned: "Did you hear that?"

Still no response.

"Hey Hey hey!"

Still no response.

Hao Dou was furious. "Did you hear me? Give me some reaction!"

Driver: "Didn't you tell me to stop talking?"

Hao Dou: "..."

With a "bang", Hao Dou hung up the phone angrily.

Driver: “…” I can’t afford this!

after awhile.

Remembering Hao Dou's instructions, the driver took action.

At a certain fork in the road, he seized the opportunity.

He looked at Chi Xian'an in the back seat, then at the passenger seat, and spoke slowly.

"Um... which of you two should I send first?"

Chi Xian’an:?

He squinted his eyes and looked at the driver.

"You said there was someone else in this car besides me?"

The driver was delighted.

Sure enough, he was scared, haha!

Yeah!

So he hurried on acting.

"Yes, there's an old man sitting in the passenger seat. Can't you see it?"

Chi Xian'an: "Oh!"

"I didn't pay attention."

The driver was just delighted.

The next second, he spoke slowly.

"It really is."

driver:"!!!"

"What is it really?"

Chi Xian'an: "There really is a great man."

driver:"!!!"

Chi Xian'an waved towards the empty passenger seat.

"Hello, sir."

driver:"!!!"

The driver was scared out of his wits.

If he wasn't wearing a mask, the whole Internet would probably see that his face was whiter than paper.

It was scary enough already.

Unexpectedly, Chi Xian'an suddenly blurted out another sentence.

"Send the uncle away first, I'm not in a hurry."

driver:"!!!"

No, this...

Help! Where is the uncle?

He's talking nonsense!

Oh my god, I must have run into something unclean!!!

What did you say about asking him to send the uncle first? Where should he send him?

Underworld?

Help! He doesn't want it!