The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me
Chapter 300 Mouse Post: Don’t talk about chapters, kiss me!
I thought that after I spoke out, everyone would help me.
Unexpectedly, netizens started to make trouble.
[You can't waste this friend, I suggest you use your face to catch the mouse! ]
【Mouse: Don’t come over here! 】
【If you have mosquitoes and flies at home, you can also stick them here. 】
【Recommended for sticking to your girlfriend, super sticky! 】
If you don't have a girlfriend, you can find one on the street.
[Don't be so rigid about gender, you can also stick one on your boyfriend.]
【Why not stick a few more? 】
[Does the anchor want to stick to me? ]
……
Gu Nianchen was happily eating melon.
Suddenly cue~
He was startled and waved his hands quickly.
"No, no, I don't need it, thank you!"
As soon as these words came out, the netizens who were connected collapsed.
Totally devastated.
"Gu Nianchen, how could you do this?"
"Didn't you say you would help me? Look at what you're doing?"
"Not only did you not help me, but you actually led the way in laughing at me!"
"You've gone too far!"
"..."
Gu Nianchen stopped talking quickly and didn't dare to laugh anymore.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to do that. I just couldn't help myself."
"I'll help you, I'll do my best."
As soon as he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong.
"No... I really want to help you, but I've never experienced this before."
【Never experienced it? 】
【This is simple, why not just experience it now? 】
[Yes, yes, yes, if Gu Dingliu goes through this, he might be able to come up with a solution.]
Gu Nianchen was scared to death, "No, no, no."
“I won’t try this.”
The netizens connected to the site exclaimed “Wow~”
The mouth and eyes were glued back on.
Gu Nianchen: "..."
Barrage:
[Gu Dingliu, you're going too far. You didn't even help.]
[Yeah, I agreed to help, but this is what happened?]
【Tsk tsk... no integrity at all.】
……
Gu Nianchen looked helpless.
"No, this matter, it is..."
"oops!"
Gu Nianchen slapped his leg and stood up.
"It's no big deal, just come!"
"Stop crying!"
The online conversation suddenly stopped.
The glued eyes broke free in shock.
"Really?"
Gu Nianchen slapped the table.
"real!"
He turned to look at the two trembling assistants behind him.
"Go buy some mouse stickers and let me try them myself."
Two assistants: "..."
The two of them looked at each other, and couldn't help but doubt their ears.
"Gu Dingliu...isn't that necessary?"
Gu Nianchen: "Go buy it!"
One of the assistants went.
Gu Nianchen sat down again and looked at the comments in the live broadcast room.
At this moment, the screen was full of cheers.
The voices were all praising Gu Nianchen as a "real man".
He was a little happy:
( ̄▽ ̄)/
Sure enough, it’s that easy to attract fans.
It only takes a moment to become famous.
Great, great, he’s about to become popular again!
\(^o^)/
The more I think about it, the happier I feel, and the more excited I become.
Gu Nianchen was so excited that he could hardly sit still.
He kept staring at the door: "Are you back?"
"Why so slow?"
"..."
ten minutes later.
Finally, the assistant came back panting with the mouse sticker.
Gu Nianchen quickly stretched out his hand: "Give me the thing."
The assistant hesitated a little, "Gu Dingliu, why don't we just forget it?"
"Yes!" said another assistant.
"This is no joke."
The one in the live broadcast room is still sticking there.
What is going on?
But Gu Nianchen didn't listen at all.
"I will pamper my fans, and we must advance and retreat together."
"come on!"
As he said that, he snatched the mouse sticker from the assistant's hand.
Quickly tear off the film and put it on your face.
The next second, I suddenly felt a huge sticky force and my skin felt very uncomfortable.
I couldn't breathe through my nose either.
it's over... it's over...
Gu Nianchen panicked and hurriedly grabbed the sticky board with both hands and pulled it out.
pain!
It hurts so much!
"Fuck, this stickiness is real."
Two assistants: "..."
Barrage:
[Gu Dingliu personally tested this mouse sticker and it works! ]
You can buy it!
New netizens were confused:
[Aren't you helping netizens fulfill their wishes? Why are you selling mouse stickers?]
[False advertising?]
……
The assistant saw these comments.
I was very anxious.
He turned to look at Gu Nianchen and opened his mouth.
The words were on the tip of his tongue, but he swallowed them back.
Forget it, he is busy fighting with the mouse and has no time.
……
That’s right, Gu Nianchen has no time at all, he is fighting against the rat stickers.
Holding the sticky board in both hands, he tried his best to catch it.
It took a lot of effort to capture the forehead and eye parts.
Then the nose again.
The nose was also caught, and it was found that the mouth was very sticky.
Gu Nianchen felt pain and anxiety, and hurriedly pulled it out with force.
But, I couldn't pull it down no matter what.
The classic scene is recreated.
The barrage of comments was hilarious.
[Oh my god, why are we kissing all of a sudden? ]
【Mouse sticker: Kiss me, kiss me.】
【Mouse Post: Oh my god, he is so affectionate, he really loves me! 】
【Mouse Post: I do, I do! 】
【Mouse sticker: Don’t talk, kiss me! 】
[Hahahaha, I can’t take it anymore. I’m really going to die of laughter in this live broadcast room.]
……
on site.
Gu Nianchen couldn't pull it down for a long time.
The two assistants became anxious and reached out to help.
Gu Nianchen had just pulled the mousetrap off by himself, and when he turned around, he saw two assistants reaching out and shouting hurriedly.
"Don't!"
The two assistants paused.
One of the assistants paused for a moment and looked at Gu Nianchen in confusion.
Then, he reached out and clapped his hands.
"Snapped!"
Gu Nianchen's face was kissed intimately by the mouse again.
Gu Nianchen: "..."
Another assistant: "..."
Barrage:
[Line up laughing, hahahahaha…]
[I can’t stop laughing. This is my assistant.]
[This assistant was definitely taught by Gu Nianchen himself.]
【Maybe they are related.】
[Could it be that he is an illegitimate child who has been living abroad? ]
……
Gu Nianchen talked for a long time.
It took a lot of effort to pull the mouse sticker off.
His whole body was not well.
My face felt so uncomfortable and I was about to collapse at any moment.
But this is what he wants to try.
What's more, the netizen who connected with him was looking at him expectantly.
Waiting for him to save you.
Gu Nianchen took a deep breath.
"Brother, don't panic. We are the same now."
"Don't panic, let me think of a solution."
Online netizens: "OK."
Gu Nianchen looked around.
After thinking for a while, he stood up and looked around the room, searching.
At the beginning: "Don't panic, I will definitely find a way."
Five minutes later: "Ahhh!!! What the hell is going on with this thing?"
"If anyone has experience, please teach me!"
Online netizens: “…”
"you ask me?"
"do you know?"
"Guess why I connected with you?"
"..."
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