The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

As a result, several posts became trending searches.

The competition in the comment section of rich women is more intense than that in the civil service exam!

Gender doesn’t have to be so rigid!

The whole network is vying to accompany the rich sister to the Civil Affairs Bureau for the ninth time

@Good Thing Peanut, what should I do? My sister, you've got me hooked!

When I was in the best health, I met the person I wanted to protect the most!

Lu Ling’s live fortune telling is accurate again and again!

……

This matter became a hot topic.

Wow, this has attracted a large number of confessions from netizens.

There are men, women, old and young...

Yes, there are a few.

These young people are all filial sons.

The comments are as follows:

[It would be nice if I could fall in love with my dad.]

[My dad is 185cm tall, so he can work on his abs now. My mom has already agreed!]

[My dad may not look great, but he's incredibly caring. My mom spent twenty years cultivating him. He's a natural!]

【My dad is a great cook! 】

My dad is good at both housework and cooking, and he even kneels on the keyboard!

My dad doesn't smoke or drink, doesn't snore or grind his teeth when he sleeps, sleeps later than a dog, wakes up earlier than a chicken, and works harder than an ox!

If my sister really doesn't need a partner, my dad can be her mistress (/▽╲)

……

What kind of crazy comments are these?

Explode!

It's really explosive!

This would be quite explosive in the entire universe!

I thought this was outrageous enough.

Unexpectedly, something even more outrageous is yet to come.

When some netizens saw this scene, they immediately understood a truth.

[Who says men are dumb when it comes to talking? Look! Is this dumb?]

[See! It’s not that men don’t know how to sweet-talk, it’s just that they haven’t found the right person.]

I actually saw my husband in the comments section. We've been married for ten years and never had any surprises. I just saw his comment:

Sister, the first time I saw you, I heard Yue Lao say in my ear:

You are doomed! 】

[I saw my husband too. He said he saw Chang'e!]

I saw so many sisters in the comment section of the rich sister and saw my husband.

A young netizen came out to comfort her.

[Sisters, don't be sad. Maybe your brothers-in-law were just joking.]

It was just a comfort.

Unexpectedly, her comfort scared her sisters.

I was so scared that I almost lost my soul.

[No, please beg him to be serious! ]

[Yes, this marriage is great. I support it with all my heart!]

[From now on, I will be his wife's family, and I can personally help arrange the wedding.]

[Yes, yes, as long as the gift satisfies me, everything is negotiable.]

[I can also take care of my sister during her confinement period! ]

……

The sisters became more and more excited as they talked.

The netizens who came to comfort her were stunned.

shocked.

Suspicious life.

Quit Weibo quietly.

Forget it……

After all, this world has become crazy and she can't understand it.

Some people are happy and some are worried.

In another funny corner of the comment section, a completely new style of painting appeared.

We can call this the regret zone.

I once met a wealthy woman on a plane. She asked me to go to a mountain city to accompany her and offered me 100,000 yuan a month. I angrily refused.

And, over the years, I have never regretted it, until today! 】

【Oh my god, this is a mistake, brother! 】

[Do you still have my contact information? My doctor said I have stomach problems.]

[If I were still here, would I still regret this much? ]

【What a sin! 】

……

This guy still regrets it.

The other guys have already rushed forward to show their respect.

Some of those who know how to deal with things have already expressed their sincerity.

[No more words, just look at my screensaver.]

【Look at my profile picture.】

【Look at my chat background picture! 】

[Look, in the wedding photos I edited, my sister and I actually look like a married couple.]

[My household registration booklet, sister, when are we going to the Civil Affairs Bureau?]

[I’ve officially announced it on my WeChat Moments! ]

……

o(￣▽￣)dAwesome!

Just awesome!

The children who move quickly are about to be born.

After expressing their sincerity, these netizens returned to Weibo to take a look.

No, why hasn't anyone started taking action yet?

What are you waiting for?

Adhering to the idea of fair competition, this kind-hearted person quickly commented below.

[Still chatting here? We've already changed our profile pictures to couples and sent friend requests. Don't tell me we won unfairly!]

As soon as these words came out, those netizens who were slow to react suddenly understood!

Yeah, what are they waiting for?

So, the second wave of people started to rush.

It could also be the third, fourth, or fifth wave.

……

the other side.

In Lu Ling's live broadcast room, everyone was bombarding the screen with comments crazily.

Please turn over the card.

Sudden.

The account of Haoshi Peanut shows that he has left temporarily.

Barrage: [? ? ? ? ]

【What's wrong, what happened to my sister? 】

[Who made my sister angry? I'm not done with him!]

[Luba Luba, where is your sister? ]

Lu Ling: “…”

"Is it possible that you have too many friend requests?"

Upon hearing this, netizens were overjoyed.

【Wow, add me, add me! 】

【Choose me, choose me! 】

……

Sudden.

Good thing Peanut is back.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Lu. I was so excited just now that I forgot."

"Thank you, Mr. Lu. You are truly the most powerful metaphysical teacher I have ever met."

As he said this, he smiled awkwardly again.

"I haven't had much exposure to metaphysics before, so I'm just trying it out today."

"I didn't expect you to open my eyes."

"You also gave me the key to open the door to happiness. Thank you so much."

After he finished speaking, he directly rewarded Lu Ling with fifty super fires.

Lu Ling's eyes lit up.

"thanks, thanks!"

Peanut was so happy that he gave another hundred super fire rewards.

"I hope Teacher Lu can find her own happiness soon."

"Well, I'm going to be happy first, hehe~"

Lu Ling: “…”

Lu Ling smiled and said, "Blessings, sister."

"Come on, sister, but remember to keep your eyes open."

Good thing Peanut nodded seriously.

"Don't worry, I've been through four failed marriages, I have experience."

"Hee hee~"

After saying that, he suddenly thought of something.

"Teacher Lu, can you help me take another look?"

"Can my next marriage...?"

Just as he finished speaking, he suddenly changed his mind.

"No no no..."

"Forget it……"

"Forget it, Mr. Lu. I like adventure."

"Everything that happened today suddenly made me understand a truth."

"Life should be full of attempts. A life with a predictable ending is really meaningless."

"..."

After expressing his gratitude to Lu Ling again, Huasheng happily logged off.

Go filter and go through the friend requests of your suitors.

At this time, there were fewer netizens in the live broadcast room.

Where did they go?

Of course, it is to strive for your own happiness in life.

Hao Dou was among these people and was about to escape.

At the critical moment, he was caught by Lu Ling.

"Doudou~"

Hao Dou was so frightened that he almost dropped his phone.

Before I could explain, I heard Lu Ling say.

"Five hundred thousand!"

“WeChat or Alipay?”

Hao Dou: "..."