The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me
Chapter 259: Boil the water? It's boiling, it's boiling
Yes.
The barrage was not wrong.
Lu Yanyan did watch the replay of the last live broadcast and thought that she looked so ugly when she was chewing the lemon.
He had been chewing it roughly to begin with, and the sour taste had caused his face to become deformed.
My face has been partially surgically altered.
I can't stand the torture at all.
More importantly, after the last live broadcast.
Many netizens took the opportunity to make emoticons of her ugly photos.
It really made her very angry.
So this time, she must eat exquisitely and elegantly.
At least, stay beautiful!
Before the show started, Lu Yanyan even did some searching online and made up for it.
So, she started showing off now.
"Let me introduce it to you all."
"This egg is really delicious. It has a light eggy aroma and a nice aroma."
"Its texture is very... dense."
“The aroma of other eggs can only stay in your mouth.”
“And the aroma of this egg can reach your palate.”
"The aroma of these free-range eggs can fill your entire mouth, including your nasal cavity, with the rich aroma of eggs."
“It’s really, really delicious.”
After saying that, he glanced at the live broadcast room.
I thought someone had already placed an order.
As a result, the order record showed: 0.
0!
Not a single order.
Lu Yanyan's heart was beginning to break down.
But, I still try to control my expression.
She recalled other live streaming sales people’s experiences in her mind and was about to start selling.
Suddenly, it felt too rude.
So he continued speaking in the same tone as before.
"So, I really think everyone can stock up on these eggs at home."
“You can store some in the refrigerator and eat one when you’re hungry in the middle of the night.”
“It smells really good.”
"..."
Good guy!
After all these operations, the audience in the live broadcast room were suffocated.
Each and every one of them could hardly breathe.
Those with poor lung capacity have already left cursing.
My lung capacity is still good, I'm still holding my breath.
I couldn't hold it in any longer and started cursing in the comments.
[Ah... Which mental hospital did this person escape from? ]
[No, why is she like this? ]
[Oh, it's so dramatic, I even think it's AI synthesis! ]
[It's so outrageous that it feels fake.]
[Hahaha, is this real or fake? Hahaha, so funny. Who understands my funny bone? I’m like a fake person!]
[Lu Yanyan, are you acting? Even as a modern person like me, this scene feels fake!]
[Please stop talking. She should boil some water soon.]
[Is the water boiling? It's boiling, it's boiling...]
……
Lu Yanyan, who was watching the barrage: "..."
Ah! I feel so frustrated. I really want to boil some water.
She herself didn't expect that she would be scolded so harshly all of a sudden.
She did this on purpose to restore her image and attract fans.
It’s not to be scolded or to attract black fans!
What went wrong here?
Without time to think, Lu Yanyan spoke hurriedly.
"Well, everyone, don't be so fierce."
"I'm just a bit stupid."
"I also...want to be a one-of-a-kind female anchor, that's all."
As soon as these words came out.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.
The barrage of comments really stopped cursing.
Because everyone was busy laughing first.
The style of the barrage also changed again.
[Ah, your English is so dumbfounded that I am stunned.]
Seeing her look so aggrieved, I was afraid she'd suddenly start boiling water. My mood was really up and down.
【Hahahaha, this is really a five-flower-eight-door thing.】
[I'm so happy to laugh. I've never seen such a silly person.]
[That's normal. There aren't many people as perfect and beautiful as Lu Ba!]
[Hahaha, you guys really made me laugh so hard that I fell on my back!]
[Help! This one day day thing is just dying out! (/▽╲)! ]
……
When it comes to netizens' learning ability, it is really strong.
In just a few minutes, 90 percent of the people learned it.
The screen is full of barrages of Chinese and English.
Lu Yanyan was stunned by the look.
This time, she really won't do that anymore.
Lu Yanyan's current state is: Who am I? Where am I?
Also looking stunned was Hao Dou, who had just entered the live broadcast room.
Hao Dou originally just came to take a casual look.
I didn't expect to see this scene as soon as I came in.
Hao Dou once thought there was something wrong with his eyes.
I confirmed it with Xiao Gao several times.
Only then did I confirm that I was not seeing things.
Since he was not mistaken, there was only one possibility.
Lu Yanyan is seriously ill.
Hao Dou was so angry that his blood pressure rose. He cursed and took out his cell phone to send a message to Lu Yanyan.
[Boiling water, mani mani! Do you know what you are saying? ]
Lu Yanyan was already devastated, and after seeing this message, she was even more devastated.
[Hao Dou, don't go too far. I have a name!!!]
Hao Dou: [……]
[Ah, that was a slip of the tongue, that was not what I meant, sorry!]
What Lu Yanyan hates most at this moment is this kind of Chinese-English combination.
So, she broke down.
[Hao Dou, you're going too far. Are you doing this on purpose? You're bullying me!]
Hao Dou: [……]
Damn it, damn it!
The live broadcast is still on! Is she really going to broadcast the boiling of water?
Ah, it really is!
Hao Dou had no choice but to stop using force.
So he could only use the soft method.
[Okay, okay, I'll apologize to you, okay?]
【I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.】
[But you should also be careful. Look at what you say for no apparent reason. If you don't get scolded for saying nonsense, who will?]
[Also, just eat the egg properly, why are you acting like that? Are the eggs too hot?]
[Look at your sister eating, how cheerful she is, you are so!]
【Learn! 】
Lu Yanyan became even more annoyed.
Why is Lu Ling everywhere?
Are you annoyed?
But she did realize the problem.
She had indeed passed it just now.
Thinking of this, Lu Yanyan hurriedly wanted to make amends.
He said this to the camera in a panic.
"Well, I was just joking with you guys!"
"I'm just teasing you."
"Okay, now I'll let you taste this egg again."
As he said this, before the netizens in the live broadcast room could react, he took the egg and took a bite.
Wow, this is a complete reversal.
He bit off half of the egg in one bite.
Before netizens could catch up with her train of thought, Lu Yanyan had already finished the egg.
While savoring the moment, he gave a thumbs up to the camera.
"delicious!"
"Ah! It smells so good!"
Barrage:【……】
[You smell really good, I'm still dizzy now. ]
[Yeah, this reversal is too fast, who can turn it around? I feel dizzy!]
[Me too, watching the live broadcast gave me the feeling of riding a roller coaster.]
【I feel dizzy and about to vomit! 】
[No, next time I watch a live broadcast of boiling water, I need to take motion sickness pills!]
……
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