As netizens expected.

Gu's mother's magical operation appeared again.

She came up and shouted at Gu Nianchen for a long time.

Then, he suddenly walked away.

First he opened the window to let the wind in, and then he kept asking questions.

"Nianchen, there's wind coming in, do you feel it?"

"Are you afraid?"

Gu Nianchen was still in a stalemate with the dog.

He is not afraid, but he is in pain!

So, he kept screaming: "Ahhhh——"

There is no time to answer Gu's mother's questions.

Mother Gu was panicked and started to think of a second solution.

Keep testing.

She went to the kitchen and brought back a basin of water, which she placed in front of Gu Nianchen and showed him.

"Nianchen, look, water!"

"Are you afraid?"

Gu Nianchen: "Ahhhh——"

Mother Gu: "Oh no! It still doesn't work!"

"What else?"

"Light!"

She quickly walked to the bedroom and found a flashlight.

He turned on the flashlight and stabbed it into Gu Nianchen's face.

"Son, light, it's light!"

"Son, are you afraid?"

Gu Nianchen still: "Ahhhh——"

Mother Gu thought to herself, it was said on the Internet that if you get rabies, you will be afraid of wind, water, and light.

So it seems that his son does not have rabies for the time being!

So she was overjoyed.

"Nianchen, aren't you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid of any of the three!"

"Great, no rabies!"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Gouzi: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[This old woman is absolutely amazing! ]

[Is this my biological mother? I doubt it.]

[Hahaha, this is so funny! Is she afraid that Gu Nianchen might get rabies and bite her?]

[Mother Gu: Ah, don’t come over here! ]

[It's so funny. There's a little bit of maternal love, but not much.]

[Mother Gu: My son, I love you, but I’m more afraid of you!]

[I can’t stop laughing. I feel sorry for Gu Nianchen for a second!]

[Gu Nianchen: Mom, I was wrong about you after all!]

……

I thought that only Mother Gu was selfish.

Gu Nianchen is a filial son after all.

Who knew that he was also a 'filial son'!

After Gu's mother tested three times and confirmed that Gu Nianchen did not have rabies.

Finally arrived and gave motherly love.

She came over, grabbed Gu Nianchen's hand that was bitten by the dog, and started pulling.

As a result, the force on Gu Nianchen's hand became three-sided!

The dog has one side, I have one side, and my mother has another.

Gu Nianchen was completely stunned.

"Mom! What are you doing?"

Mother Gu: "Don't they say that triangles are stable?"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Gu Nianchen couldn't bear the pain.

So he raised his hand.

With a "bang", he threw the chicken leg into Gu's mother's arms.

Mother Gu subconsciously reached out to catch it.

The next second, a scream suddenly broke through the sky.

"Ahhh-"

This time.

The dog finally let go of Gu Nianchen.

Then, he bit Gu's mother.

Mother Gu screamed even more miserably and squeezed the chicken leg tighter in her hand.

Gu Nianchen was young after all, so his reaction was a little faster than his mother's.

He didn't care about the blood on his hands and quickly turned around to help his dear mother.

Pick up the dog and pull it hard.

"Relax!"

"Let go, Little Yellow, let go!"

"Stop biting, stop biting!"

Xiao Huang didn't want to listen and just held on tightly.

Mother Gu screamed in agony, shouting and screaming.

"Ah, help!"

"Nianchen, save me!"

"Help me, help me, ah! I can't hold on any longer!"

"..."

Gu Nianchen became anxious.

But no matter how hard he pulled, the dog wouldn't let go.

Gu Nianchen was behind the dog, hugging it from behind.

At the critical moment, his gaze suddenly stopped at a special position on the dog.

Egg.

The moment Gu Nianchen saw it, the image of firecrackers exploding in his crotch flashed through his mind.

He subconsciously arched his body.

Hey!

It hurts so much!

So... there is a solution!

So, Gu Nianchen reached out and grabbed the dog's...balls!

A pinch.

really--

The dog let out a scream and let go!

The barrage exploded.

「Ah, this……! ! ! ! !」

[Fuck, it’s still his dog! ]

[Good boy, you defeated the enemy with one move! ]

[Sure enough, the son is much more useful than the mother! ]

[Although... Damn, this is too cruel!]

[Dog: Who am I? Where am I?]

[The dog woke up in the middle of the night: Ah! Are you sick?! ]

【If you don’t understand, just ask, what is the principle behind this? 】

[It's the same principle as the firecracker that Gu Nianchen used the day before yesterday. Eggs shattered all over the floor!]

[Fuck, no wonder he knows so much? So steady, accurate, and ruthless!]

[So...he's the only one who understands, after all, he's experienced it firsthand.]

[Gouzi: Why should men make things difficult for other men?]

【Dog: I’m not clean anymore! 】

[Gouzi: Ah! Hooligan!]

[Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard, my stomach hurts from laughing! ]

[For a moment, I couldn't tell whether it was Gou Zi's balls that were no longer available, or Gu Nianchen's hand that was no longer available.]

【That must be Gouzi's egg.】

【What a sin! 】

……

The live broadcast room information is quickly synchronized to Weibo.

It instantly topped the hot search list.

The dog's egg is broken! Gu Nianchen did it!

Gu Nianchen: Men are meant to make things difficult for ‘men’!

Gu Nianchen and his mother fight with a dog for a chicken leg!

Gu Nianchen trained a master!

And the live broadcast.

Gu Nianchen, his mother, and the dog, all three parties collapsed.

The dog hid in its den.

Mother Gu ran into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, opened the window, and turned on the light, trying to see if she was afraid of these three things.

Just to see if I have rabies.

Gu Nianchen's defenses were completely broken, and he just sat there, gasping for breath!

"Dead dog, this dead dog!"

"White-eyed dog!"

In the end, two young assistants hurried over.

He tried hard to persuade him: "Gu Dingliu, put other things aside for now."

"Let's get the rabies vaccine first, just in case."

Gu Nianchen was easily persuaded.

But it takes time to convince Gu's mother.

Two assistants plus Gu Nianchen persuaded him for half an hour.

Just don't listen.

I can't persuade you, I can't persuade you at all.

An hour later, just as Gu Nianchen completely collapsed, he said something.

When it’s “You can go or not”.

But Gu's mother suddenly agreed.

"Okay, let's go get vaccinated!"

"You pay!"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Two assistants: "..."

The group went to the hospital in a mighty procession.

When they arrived at the hospital, the four of them hurried to the information desk for consultation.

The assistant said anxiously: "Hello, doctor. I was bitten by a dog and need to get a rabies vaccine. Which department should I go to..."

Before he could finish his words, he was suddenly pushed away.

"Doctor doctor!"

"Just asking, I suspect I have bird flu, but I'm not sure yet."

"How can I be sure if I have bird flu?"

"Which subject should I fail?"

Gu Nianchen and the others turned around with an annoyed look on their faces.

The next second, I saw a familiar face.

"Lu Yanyan?"

Gu Nianchen's face turned pale, "Why are you here again?"

"Why are you so haunted?"

Lu Yanyan was even more annoyed.

"You're the one who's haunting me!"

"Get off!"

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