The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

The young lady held the tissue paper and looked at Goudan with a confused look on her face.

"What do you want?"

Goudan chuckled and said, "I'm willing to go with you."

Little sister: “!!!”

The young lady became furious immediately, but when she thought about what had just happened, she quickly calmed down.

Stay calm, don't be impulsive.

So she said patiently.

"Handsome boy, let me explain to you."

"What happened just now was a misunderstanding."

"Just now I was tying my shoelaces, and then you suddenly ran over, holding this bag of papers. I saw it wrongly and thought you stole my bag, so..."

Goudan: “Ah?”

The young lady explained it again from the beginning.

Goudan looked disappointed, "Is that so?"

Young lady: "Yes, I'll give you the paper back."

Goudan was about to reach out to take it.

Suddenly, my stomach started to hurt again.

It hurts so much.

But it’s not the kind of pain you feel when you want to go to the toilet.

It felt like a knife was stabbing into his stomach.

Goudan squatted on the ground, holding his stomach in pain.

"Beauty...report, report...call the police!"

Little sister: “!!!”

Goudan spoke with a heavy accent, so the young lady heard it as "hold tight".

So the young lady was so scared that she made an emoticon.

"do not!"

Goudan: "I'm dying, please call the police!"

Miss: "..."

Ah this...

Wasn't it just a misunderstanding? Why is this guy so pretentious?

But, after all, she was the one who misunderstood others first.

Forget it, then... just give me a quick hug!

Thinking of this, she walked over, squatted down, and reached out to hug Goudan.

"Is it okay?"

Goudan: "..."

After realizing what was happening, he hurriedly said, "No, call the police, I mean call the police, call 110."

Goudan said, "My stomach hurts so much, I feel like I'm dying. Please help me call 110."

"No, no." The young lady said:

"If you have a stomachache, call 120, not 110."

"No, no, no... Just call 110 for me, quickly! Please!"

"You can't do that. 110 won't cure a stomachache. You need to call 120."

“No, 110.”

"120."

The two argued for several minutes but could not reach a conclusion.

Finally, Goudan couldn't stand it anymore and said something.

"I'm a drug dealer. I want to turn myself in. Please call 110 for me."

Little sister: “!!!”

The young lady waited for several minutes before quickly dialing 110.

"Hello! Is this 110? I want to call the police. There's a drug dealer here..."

five minutes later.

The police arrived.

The moment he saw the police officer, Goudan's eyes turned red with excitement.

He rushed forward, tumbling and crawling, hugged a policeman's thigh, and started howling.

"Woo woo...Comrade police, you are finally here."

"If you don't come, I'm going to die."

Police: "Were you the one who called the police just now?"

"Yes, it's me."

"You said there's a drug dealer here. Where is he?"

"I am."

police:"!!!"

This is the first time I've seen such a weird drug dealer!

Goudan quickly reached out his hand.

"Comrade police officer, please put the silver bracelet on me quickly, please!"

"..."

This incident was captured by an entertainment reporter who left late and posted online.

So, when it was almost dawn, the top 1 trending search on Weibo was refreshed.

The lone drug dealer cried excitedly when he saw the police!

Netizens who had stayed up all night could no longer endure the sleepless nights and were getting ready to go to bed.

Suddenly, new news came.

Netizens suddenly woke up.

Rush directly.

After reading the post, I laughed like crazy.

I woke up from my sleepiness with laughter.

[Hahaha, poor Gou Dan, I'm dying of laughter! ]

[Being alone is bad enough, but getting robbed is also bad! ]

[Gou Dan: I only had a pack of toilet paper, but she insisted on snatching it away. I almost got into trouble!]

[This young lady is really brave. Aren’t you afraid of being blown up? ]

【Hahahaha, luckily it wasn't Gu Nianchen, otherwise these sisters would be doomed! 】

【If Gu Nianchen says so, the airport will be gone! 】

[Hahaha, this joke about Gu Nianchen blowing up the elevator is unacceptable!]

……

Lu Ling didn't pay any attention to these things on the Internet.

Or rather, she had already anticipated this ending.

However, Hao Dou has been paying attention.

I stayed up all night.

The next morning I had breakfast before taking a nap.

I woke up again around two in the afternoon and hurriedly checked Weibo.

Watch and laugh.

I'm happier than winning the lottery.

At the same time, I am also looking forward to the arrival of eight o'clock in the evening.

He had already planned to have Lu Ling do a fortune-telling live broadcast to conduct online identification and arrest criminals.

It’s hard for this topic not to become a hit.

It's well planned.

Unexpectedly, when the time came, Lu Ling refused so bluntly.

"Why should others just watch while I have to do such tiring work alone?"

"Don't do it!"

In order to arrange the tasks tonight, Hao Dou also connected with them.

However, Hao Dou did not show his face.

All people could hear was him chuckling, "Ah, those who are capable should do more work, and the fans love to watch it too!"

"Just think of it as a welfare benefit, okay?"

"not good."

"Here you go."

"I won't do it even if you pay me."

Hao Dou: "..."

Hao Dou stopped laughing.

When he stopped laughing, Lu Ling started laughing.

The barrage also followed suit.

[Haha, I just love seeing Hao Dou lose to Lu Ba.]

[Doudou, just admit defeat! You're no match for Luba!]

[Doudou, why don't you dance for everyone? I'll consider speaking for you.]

[Yeah, why are the guests the only ones who are so tired? The director should also give a performance.]

……

Hao Dou: "..."

Hao Dou worked hard and did ideological work for more than ten minutes, but Lu Ling still disagreed.

Just when he was about to start a new round of counseling, Gu Nianchen could no longer sit still.

"Director, if Lu Ling doesn't agree, forget it."

Hao Dou was shocked, "You actually spoke up for Lu Ling?"

"Oh my god!"

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Lu Ling glanced at him and said, "He's not speaking for me, he just has something bad on his mind."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Yes, he did have another purpose.

But, does Lu Ling really have to say it out loud?

You don't give him any face at all, right?

Gu Nianchen was a little annoyed, but there was nothing he could do.

I could only continue, "It's really unfair for the rest of us to have Lu Ling work alone."

"How about we play PK?"

Lu Ling: ┓( ′?` )┏

"Look, the tail is showing."

Gu Nianchen: “!!”

"Lu Ling, I'm helping you!"

Lu Ling rolled her eyes, "Thank you."

"Why don't you broadcast mine as well?"

Barrage:

[Tonic! Who wants to see him?]

[That’s right, I just had a meal, please don’t disgust me, okay? ]

[Help! I'm afraid he'll blow up my screen!]

[Please let me go. 】

[Please let me go. 】

……

For a moment, the screen was filled with comments like "Please spare me."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

These netizens are going too far.

Why are all their mouths so poisonous? He really can't stand it.

But there is no other way.

Ah, so angry!

Fortunately, a kind-hearted person stepped forward in time.