The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

"What?" Liu Laoer couldn't believe his ears.

"So yours is lost too."

Bluefur nodded.

"It's lost." Liu Laoer kicked him angrily.

"Waste! What use are you to me?"

"You might as well have been caught yesterday?"

Blue Hair: “…”

"It's not just me, didn't you lose yours too?"

Just as he finished speaking, he was kicked again.

I dare not say anymore.

After a while, Liu Laoer spoke again.

"Now we are both penniless and waiting to starve to death!"

Sudden.

Lanmao took off his pants.

Liu Laoer was startled.

"What?"

He quickly retreated four or five steps, looking at Lanmao with an angry and wary look on his face.

"What the hell are you doing?"

Damn, this guy is crazy.

In this desolate mountain and wilderness, I wouldn't...

Damn it, he's such a straight guy.

o(＞﹏＜)oNo, absolutely not.

Liu Laoer was ready to fight to the death.

did not expect.

What was expected did not happen.

Lanmao took off his pants.

Then, there was a zipper on his underwear, and when it was opened, there was a stack of red banknotes inside.

A full 20,000 yuan.

Liu Laoer was dumbfounded.

"Damn it, you really don't look nervous?"

Blue Hair chuckled, "Fortunately, I have a trick up my sleeve."

"Brother, we finally don't have to starve to death anymore."

Liu Laoer: “…”

The two waited and waited by the roadside.

It was around four o'clock in the afternoon when a van finally arrived.

The two hurried to stop a car.

No matter what they said, the other party was unwilling to take them.

Finally, Liu Laoer gritted his teeth.

"We've hired your car to take us to the capital!"

"How much is it?"

The driver looked them up and down with a look of disgust on his face.

"Charge a car to the imperial capital? How dare you say that."

Who do you look down on?

Liu Laoer suddenly became unhappy.

He said directly, "I'll give you 10,000 yuan. Can you rent a car?"

"Mr. Duo?" The driver looked surprised, his eyes almost popping out.

"How much did you say?"

Liu Lao Er: "Ten thousand yuan!"

"Where are you going?"

"Imperial capital."

"It's too far. It will take several days to walk."

"Fifteen thousand!"

"Let's go!" The driver was so excited that he couldn't speak clearly.

"Elbow elbow elbow!"

"I'll have the elbow now, and I'll eat it!"

What he meant by "free food" was the whole box of instant noodles in the trunk.

However, Liu Laoer and Lanmao have also experienced days when they had no food to eat.

In their line of work, they have experienced all kinds of situations.

……

It took one day and two nights.

The two finally arrived in the imperial capital.

My body was almost torn apart along the way.

I'm also crazy about it.

The two of them immediately went to a nice restaurant in the city center and had a big meal.

Then, I went for a walk on the street.

As I was walking around, I came to the most popular internet-famous street in the city center.

There are all kinds of monsters on the streets, all broadcast live.

There are beautiful women dancing and singing.

There was also someone wearing a large cloak, but I didn't know whether he was a man or a woman, or which dynasty he was from.

There were also old men holding musical instruments whose names I couldn't tell.

There were even men dressed in women's clothing.

……

In short, it has everything.

The two people who hadn't been back for a long time were dazzled by the sight and smiled all the way.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the two people, tired of shopping, prepared to find a hotel.

Liu Laoer reached into his pocket, and the next second, he was dumbfounded.

"Where's the money?"

"Where's our money?"

Lanmao: "Second brother, isn't the money in your pocket?"

Liu Laoer simply turned out his trouser pockets.

So, Lanmao was also dumbfounded.

Half an hour later.

There are two more beggars in the busiest place of the Internet celebrity street.

Liu Laoer was a man who cared about his reputation (mainly because he was afraid of being targeted by the police), so they picked up two cardboard boxes and put them on their heads.

There are two holes in the cardboard box so that you can see outside.

Then, he found a broken bowl.

The two men sat down on the street, put a broken bowl in front of them, and started begging.

However, they are also particular about choosing a location.

Liu Laoer chose a seat next to the internet celebrity with the largest number of onlookers.

This internet celebrity is a talented anchor who is good at singing and dancing and has tens of millions of fans.

Online name: Strawberry Sweet

Liu Laoer’s plan was that since there were many people around this internet celebrity, the chances of getting money would be greater.

But the fact is.

No one at the scene gave money, but some fans in the live broadcast room of the internet celebrity noticed these two weirdos.

【What are those two behind the anchor? 】

[Was it arranged by the anchor? ]

[A box on the head, what the hell is this? ]

[Was this arranged by Tiantian on purpose? ]

[Are you going to show off a new talent soon? ]

【Why is there a broken bowl in front? 】

[Seriously, Tiantian, you're going to beg on the spot?]

……

Strawberry Sweetie was told by the staff.

When I walked over, I saw that the screen was full of comments asking about the two beggars.

She hurriedly explained, "No, no, it wasn't arranged by me. I don't know them."

"Well, let's stay away from it."

Strawberry Tiantian hurriedly asked the work team to move to the side and keep some distance from Liu Laoer and the other man.

Then explain it again to the camera.

"Babies, I really don't know them."

"They don't have live-streaming equipment, so they must be real beggars."

"Why didn't the anchor give them money? The anchor didn't have any cash with him."

"I really don't have any cash, I'm not being cruel."

"..."

The voice just fell.

Suddenly, a man and a woman came out of the shopping mall in front.

The woman walked in front, crying.

The man followed behind, looking helpless.

Strawberry Tiantian noticed the interesting point at a glance and quickly asked the cameraman to turn the camera over.

really.

The man trotted over and hugged the woman's waist.

The woman shook it off with force.

The man went up again and was thrown away again.

It turned out that they had a fight and his girlfriend couldn't comfort him.

The male compatriots in the live broadcast room have something to say:

[Trivia: A girlfriend in this state would be hard to suppress even if she were a Year of the Pig.]

[Oh my god, it's exactly like my girlfriend.]

[My home is the same, it takes a lot of rounds (/▽╲)]

[If you don't suppress the pig, you will be attacked by magic for several days.]

[One of the four most difficult things to deal with: a pig during Chinese New Year, a frightened donkey, a fish that has come ashore, and an angry daughter-in-law (/▽╲)]

[My wife told me that when she is angry, I just hug her;

And when she gets angry, I can’t hold her at all (/▽╲)】

【Hahaha, the more I watch it, the funnier it gets. It just seems like me.】

……

The barrage was very exciting.

However, Strawberry was a little disappointed because the melon was not as big as she had imagined.

She waved to the photographer, asking him to turn the camera back and continue dancing.

Suddenly, the couple rushed towards them.

The man pulled and hugged her all the way, but was thrown away all the way.

When he walked in front of Liu Laoer and Lanmao, the man hugged his girlfriend again.

Hold tightly.

"Baby, don't even think about getting rid of me this time!"

"I am your dog-skin plaster!"

I thought I could finally coax my girlfriend this time.

After all, according to past experience, if you can hold the baby and not let him/her go, you can be considered to have coaxed him/her.

Unexpectedly, my girlfriend was harder to coax than any other time before.

He was clearly holding onto his girlfriend's waist tightly, but she was still shaking him off in all kinds of ways.

Hugging each other tightly and swinging their arms vigorously all the way, the couple came in front of Liu Laoer and his partner.

With a "bang", the woman kicked the broken bowl.

The bowl was immediately crushed.

Liu Laoer: “…”

Blue Hair: “…”

Barrage: [Hahahaha, the only property is gone! ]

[Are these two beggars confused? ]

[This is hilarious! If you two want to argue, just argue. Don't make fun of other people's property!]

[Lianghuazi: God wants to kill me? ]

【Hahaha, what a sin! 】

……