The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

The elder sister's words made all the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh again.

[Haha, although my eldest sister may not be very smart, she has a pretty good personality.]

【What a fun person! 】

[I can't take it anymore. Today's jokes are too dense.]

[Help me, big sister! I'm dying of laughter. Will you compensate me? Three hundred thousand?]

[Wow, someone actually wants my sister's 300,000 yuan. Hide it well!]

[Eldest sister: Sei? What exactly is Sei?]

【Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! 】

……

I thought Lao Jiu and his brothers, and this eldest sister were funny enough.

This is the latest time since the show started.

Although everyone was reluctant to leave, they were all prepared for it to end.

Unexpectedly.

After leaving the police station and on the way back to the small villa, something explosive happened again.

Here's the thing.

Lu Ling was driving, and Chi Xianan, covered in blood, was sitting in the passenger seat.

When the car was halfway there, there was a traffic jam.

This place happens to be near a residential area, and there are quite a lot of pedestrians on the roadside.

Among them, the most eye-catching were five or six old ladies who had finished square dancing and were preparing to return home.

They were chatting and laughing while crossing the road, but when one of them looked up, he saw Chi Xian'an covered in blood in the car in front of them.

The old lady suddenly screamed.

"Ah—blood! Blood!"

Her old sisters were stunned.

Looking in the direction of her finger, I immediately found Chi Xianan sitting in the passenger seat.

A few people who loved to stand up for the weak immediately gathered around.

"What's wrong with you, young man?"

"Where are you injured? Why is there so much blood?"

Chi Xian'an hurriedly said: "Auntie, I'm fine, I'm..."

"Oh!" The old lady didn't listen to him at all.

"You've lost so much blood, how can you be okay?"

"Yes, you have to go to the hospital immediately!"

"Who did this? What a sin!"

"What's the 120 phone number? Call one now!"

"..."

[What? What did she just say?]

【Don't make noise, I'm thinking (v?v)】

【What's the phone number for 120?】

[Hahaha, what a cute old lady! I can’t do it anymore.]

【120: What did you say? I don't understand.】

【Hahahahaha...】

At the scene, the old ladies were still talking in a flurry and were anxious.

Sudden.

One of the old ladies looked at Lu Ling in the driver's seat.

"Little girl, you, you, you...are you a domestic abuser?"

Lu Ling: “…”

Lu Ling felt wronged, "I didn't."

"That's not his blood, it's chicken blood."

"Besides, he's not from my family, so it can't be considered domestic violence."

The aunt’s train of thought is very unique.

"Ah? It's not yours?"

"Whose house is that?"

Suddenly, she thought of a possibility and her face changed immediately.

"Good fellow, are you two out here to steal?"

Lu Ling: “…”

Auntie: "You beat him like this because he refused to divorce the one at home and marry you?"

"..."

[I laughed so hard that I cried. This damn train of thought.]

[Chi Xian'an: Divorce, I'm divorcing! Oh no, who am I divorcing?]

【Hahahahaha, there's a picture.】

……

I thought this lady was outrageous enough.

Unexpectedly, the aunties behind were even more amazing.

I pass it on to you, and you pass it on to her.

In just one red light, Lu Ling was ruined!

[Oh my god, young people nowadays are so restless.]

[How could such a pretty girl do such a thing? ]

[She steals someone else's man and then commits domestic violence. How amazing! ]

Is this guy mentally ill? He has to suffer so much when he can't even enjoy his life?

[He deserves it for cheating outside! ]

[That's right, he deserves to be beaten to death! ]

……

Chi Xian'an: He cheated?

I stole food and got beaten?

It's just... outrageous, okay?

Chi Xian'an looked at the aunties outside who were becoming more and more psychic, and couldn't help but stop them.

"Alright, alright, that's enough."

"Stop talking!"

"Don't make or spread rumors!"

"If this continues, my reputation will be ruined (/▽╲)"

"..."

【Hahaha, this is true.】

[I can laugh at Angou's helpless expression for a whole year.]

[The first time I saw him get humiliated, why did I feel so good?罒w罒]

……

on site.

The aunties were whispering and pointing at him from time to time.

"it's him!"

"He's actually still defending the mistress. He can't be killed!"

Chi Xian'an: "..."

Aunties: "Why are you helping him? He deserves it!"

Other people: "Frog fun, it's exploding!"

"Quick! Record it and share it with my bestie. It's a big deal!"

"Show this to my husband and ask him if he dares to have affairs with other women!"

"..."

Chi Xian'an: "..."

When I turned around, I saw Lu Ling's eyes looking at me...through the window behind me.

Chi Xian'an turned around in confusion and took a look.

In the car next door, a man and a woman were biting each other.

It was so intense that it seemed as if I couldn't hear the noise outside the car at all.

Chi Xian'an couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow!"

"This isn't going to happen right on the street, is it?"

Lu Ling: “…”

"Take it easy, buddy. Once the road is cleared, will you still be able to drive?"

"..."

The aunties outside the car were pointing and talking at Chi Xian'an and Lu Ling.

Suddenly, I noticed that they were both looking in a certain direction.

The boss has a big mouth.

It feels like eating a very fresh and explosive melon.

Aunts: “???”

Among them, the aunt who came up to show concern for Chi Xianan at the beginning was the most surprised.

The sound is also the loudest.

"Oh my! Young people these days! They really have no sense of shame!"

"The audience in this hall is just...tsk tsk..."

"Oh, I'm used to it. After all, they're in a serious relationship, unlike some people."

He glanced at Chi Xian'an and shook his head fiercely: "Tsk tsk..."

"shameless!"

Chi Xian'an: "..."

at this time.

The aunt with the loudest voice suddenly felt something was wrong.

I always feel that the man in the car looks a little familiar.

So, out of curiosity, she walked over.

Her older sisters and other onlookers followed her and walked over.

The loud-voiced lady stood outside the cab, pressed her face against the window and looked.

The two people in the car were so engrossed that they didn't notice.

The aunt looked for a long time but couldn't see clearly.

So she raised her hand and knocked on the car window.

"Dong dong!"

The two people inside were so engrossed that they didn't notice it at all.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Dong dong dong dong!"

at last.

The woman in the passenger seat raised her head and looked out the window.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you will be shocked when you look at it.

I saw that the outside of the car was crowded with people.

Everyone was looking at them and pointing.

Even the people in other cars rolled down their windows and looked over.

The woman looked shy and threw herself into the man's arms.

The man turned his head curiously and looked outside the car.

The next second.

When he saw the aunt standing in the front, his face suddenly changed.

"mom?"

The old lady's face looked even worse, so dark that ink seemed to be dripping out.

"Is this what you called overtime?"

"Meeting clients?"

She stretched out her hand and pointed viciously at the woman in the passenger seat.

“She’s the client?”