As soon as he arrived at the gate of the community, Chi Xian'an received a private message from a customer on the Meituan APP.

[Hey, bro, when you go downstairs, could you bring me a bottle of water?]

Chi Xian’an:?

Errand boy, are you really running errands?

Chi Xian'an refused in his heart, and subconsciously parked the car on the side of the road and started typing.

[Sorry, I’ve already entered the residential complex…]

Before I sent it out, I suddenly thought of a question.

"Forget it, this guy is about to go in, help her."

【Oh, you're quite nice. 】

[It's so rare, is it because I have too much candy on me, and my heart is sweet? ]

[Haha, I guess he ate it secretly and got a taste of the sweetness.]

【The truth is out.】

……

The gate of the community.

Chi Xian'an greeted the policeman behind him, and after getting his consent, he parked his electric bike and turned to walk towards the convenience store at the entrance of the community.

Reply to customers while walking.

【Can. 】

[I just arrived at the gate of the community. I will go back and buy it for you.]

The other person's profile picture was a picture of a cute girl who looked quite young. She replied immediately: [Yeah, yeah, thanks, little brother.]

Chi Xian'an: [You're welcome.]

Customer: [Little brother, you are so nice. I will give you a good review later (*^-^*)]

Chi Xian'an: [Thank you.]

Customer: [o(〃'▽'〃)o]

It can be seen that this is a very lively customer.

You send her a message, she replies instantly, and keeps using emoticons.

It seems he is still a social cow.

The comments were all amused.

【Haha, this is a social cow! 】

This customer is really lively.

I'm really worried that she'll start chatting with An Gou and won't let me leave.

[It's okay to pull An Gou, but I'm worried she'll pull the police officer to chat.]

【Hahaha, I have a sense of picture.】

……

Everyone said that this customer was lively and talkative.

A recognized social expert.

Until Chi Xian'an said the next sentence:

Kill whom?

The other party suddenly became socially phobic.

Just stopped talking.

Chi Xian'an was sending messages while walking.

Didn't notice the typo in the input method.

After he sent the message, he walked for a while but saw no reply from the other party, so he asked again.

[Kill who? Who do you want to kill?]

The other party still didn't reply.

"Why are you suddenly silent?"

Barrage:【……】

[Look at what you posted? Do people dare to speak?]

【If you don't support the strong, I will obey you. 】

[You idiot, please look down and take a look at what you posted! ]

[I'm dying of laughter, this old man! ]

[I ordered takeout and was looking for someone to run errands, but a killer showed up. How could I not be scared?]

[The key is that they bought rock sugar, which makes it easier to think about it.]

[Customer: Oh my god, are you trying to steal my candy?]

【Customer: Take the candy, but don’t kill me.】

【Ahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter! 】

……

Chi Xian'an still didn't realize that he had made a typo.

At this moment, he had already walked to the convenience store.

Seeing that the other party didn't reply, he asked again.

[Who do you want to kill?]

【Come back soon, I'm at the store. 】

The other party typed the text tremblingly, and after a while, a message came back.

[Is it okay not to kill...? ]

Chi Xian’an:?

What?

[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Look how scared the customer is.]

[Ms. Customer: It's over! I feel like I can't drink this water anymore.]

[Old Six: I've been making a little less money lately, so I'm thinking of starting a side hustle.]

[Hmm! As we all know, input methods have memory.]

[Fuck An Gou, you're exposed.]

[His occupation before being released from prison has been exposed.]

【I suggest you check it out. 】

[We'll take him away later and investigate thoroughly. It doesn't seem like an act.]

[Hahaha? I laughed so hard that I got rich. I suggest Lu Ba and An Gou collaborate on a crime film.]

[Yes, that kind of double undercover killer, absolutely exciting.]

【I think it will work. 】

【+1.】

【+……】

……

The barrage has gone off topic again.

on site.

Chi Xian'an frowned, his face full of question marks.

What is this customer saying?

Confused, he looked down.

Good man, who am I going to kill?

I don't want to kill anyone, I'm a good person.

This damn input method.

He hurriedly tried to argue, "Oh no," and explained, "[Sorry, typo.]

[What water? What kind of water do you want?]

The other party prompts 'Entering...'

But, for a long time, Chi Xian'an didn't receive the message.

After about two minutes, he couldn't wait any longer.

[Have you decided? What kind of water do you want?]

I've already arrived at the store.

The other party is "inputting..."

After about another minute, the message finally arrived.

[Anything is fine, mineral water is fine, thank you.]

Chi Xian'an: [OK.]

The other party displays 'Entering...' again

However, even after he got the water, paid the bill, left the house, and walked downstairs to the other party's building, there was still no news.

After a while it will show 'Entering...'

After a while, nothing is displayed.

Obviously, the other party still seemed worried.

Chi Xian'an was distressed.

This matter has become a big deal.

After thinking about it, he explained again.

[Um, I usually play games, so this damn input method...]

【Don't worry, uncle is a good person. 】

What a nice person.

I originally wanted to explain and make the other party relax.

did not expect.

It’s okay not to explain.

The explanation makes things even more confusing.

The other party displays 'Entering...' again

Then the information came.

Even through the screen, Chi Xian'an could sense the other person's cautiousness and fear...

[…Well, I believe you.]

【(begging for mercy emoji)……】

Chi Xian'an: "..."

Well, it’s better not to explain.

The comments in the live broadcast room were hilarious again.

[Any other takeout would probably be given to this uncle.]

[Customer: I took a couple of puffs, which at most would only hurt my body, but he wants to kill me!]

[Hahaha, will the customer say: Uncle, please, can I use a micro-kill?]

[Hahaha, the kind that kills 40%?]

[Chi Zong now has a new title: Magnesium Group Killer.]

【Chi Xian'an: Slightly kill, 40% kill.】

……

Chi Xian'an took the package and water and took the elevator to the eighth floor.

Find the customer's house number.

801.

Press the doorbell.

Soon, the sound of footsteps reached my ears.

He could clearly hear that the other party had already walked to the door.

However, the other party was not in a hurry to open the door.

The people inside leaned forward through the peephole to observe what was outside.

Chi Xian'an: "..."

I felt a little helpless and hesitated whether to explain.

But when I thought about the unnecessary explanation just now, I still endured it.

That's it.

If I explain further, I will really be treated as a murderer.

It would be quite troublesome if the other party called the police.

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard voices coming from inside the door.

"Hello! Is this 110? I want to call the police."

"Yes! There's... there's a runner who wants to kill me. He's outside my door right now. Come quickly!"

Chi Xian'an: "..."

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