The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

Then, the smile on Lu Yanyan's face faded.

Transferred to Gu Nianchen's face.

It also moved to the barrage.

[Hahahaha, you, this netizen, will ask.]

【I’ll ask more questions, haha! 】

[Well done! Gu Nianchen can't be the only one to collapse. Lu Yanyan has to accompany him. After all, they are teammates.]

[Not only that, I was called that loser wife all day yesterday!]

【Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter! 】

……

The barrage of comments made people laugh out loud.

Lu Yanyan couldn't smile, and her face was dark.

She didn't try to maintain her image like Gu Nianchen did.

Lu Yanyan couldn't stand it anymore and got angry.

"My netizen, it's actually quite rude of you to ask this question."

"I'm not even as old as an auntie now. It's okay if a child doesn't understand, but don't you understand it either?"

"You are so disrespectful."

"..."

The netizens who connected to the forum were speechless.

She is not a vegetarian either.

So, he spoke directly to Gu Nianchen.

"Gu Dingliu, compared to others, you can still afford it."

"Come on, I'll check in."

Gu Nianchen was flattered: "!!!"

"Huh? Oh... okay, okay, thank you."

Lu Yanyan: “…”

Lu Yanyan became even angrier and started boiling water right there.

Then, the barrage was filled with eye rolls.

[I give up! This guy really can't afford to play with me.]

[Just like that, you're going to boil water? ]

[Oh my god, this teapot has become a spirit (rolling eyes).]

There's nothing wrong with calling her auntie. She's so much older than the other kid, so what's wrong with that? She looks like a steamed bun, and yet she's so pretentious.

[Okay, okay, since you like being a junior so much, I can just call you my grandson next time, okay?]

[Compared like this, Gu Nianchen can at least afford it better than her.]

[Come on! Why do you have to choose between two pieces of shit?]

……

on site.

Hao Dou and other guests were also helpless.

Lu Yanyan is such an idiot, is she addicted to boiling water?

No one cares about the mentally retarded.

Hao Dou spoke directly to the connected guest.

"Um, excuse me, why don't you ask someone else the question?"

"You can change someone, anyone will do."

"Ask me anything."

Netizens were amused.

"Haha, I won't ask you."

"Well, I'll ask Lu Ba."

Lu Ling: "Okay, ask."

Netizen: "Yesterday, the incident where Gu Dingliu blew up the elevator..."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

Ah! I give up, this is not going to work, right?

"...Lu Ba, what do you think about this matter?"

Gu Nianchen hurriedly looked at Lu Ling with a hint of expectation in his eyes.

But the next second, Lu Ling said.

"How can I see it? I don't want to see it, I don't have the eyes to see it. If I really want to see it, then each eye can see it separately."

"Each one looks at his own?"

Lu Ling: "One is looking at Gu Nianchen, the other is looking at Lu Yanyan."

"What do you think?"

“Hahahahahaha…” Netizens burst into laughter.

I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt, and it took me a while to recover.

"Good! Very good, it has to be you, Lu Ba."

The netizen became more and more excited as he spoke and started to confess his love directly.

"Lu Ba, I'm your fan. I really like you very much."

"Lu Ba, keep going, I will always support you."

"You have to keep going like this. I love watching you go crazy."

Lu Ling: “…”

"Do you want to hear what you're saying?"

Fans: "Hahahaha, as your fans, we have to go crazy too."

"Otherwise, you will fail."

Lu Ling: “…”

This fan is also a fun person.

She was the type who could be very crazy even if she was alone. She became more and more excited as she spoke, and then she said something directly to Lu Ling.

"Lu Ba, don't worry. As your fan, I will definitely be crazy and try to be half as crazy as you are."

"Actually, I'm still pretty crazy. For example, when my palms itch but I don't know where it itches, I'll go crazy and bite my own hands, haha!"

Lu Ling: “…”

I thought it would be very difficult to meet such a crazy fan.

Unexpectedly, this netizen's words seemed to awaken some kind of organization.

The screen is full of barrages of comments sharing experiences.

[Me too, me too, I've bitten my own hand before! ]

"What's that? I couldn't poop yesterday and I was so angry I slapped my butt!"

When I was little, I couldn't tie my hair properly, so I just pulled it out.

[I was helping my child with his homework yesterday, but he just couldn't figure it out. I was so angry I tore up his homework book!]

To be honest, yesterday I thought I couldn't win the game, so I bit my phone screen in anger!

I was so engrossed in a novel that I fell asleep, and then was woken up in the middle of the night. I was so angry that I cursed my phone for being so noisy in the middle of the night.

[I was on a business trip last Monday and had to wake up at 5am. I couldn't fall asleep until 1am. I was so angry that I slapped myself!]

……

Watching more and more people of the same type share.

Those who couldn't share were afraid to speak for a moment.

Afraid of exposing himself.

There is no way. When everyone is crazy and you are not, you will appear to be abnormal.

Especially, the star you like is also crazy, and other fans are also crazy.

If you weren't crazy, you would definitely be disliked as a fan.

This is too unqualified.

Thinking of this, these netizens felt a sense of crisis.

No, no, I can't continue to fall like this.

Go crazy.

You have to go crazy.

This world has gone crazy, and if I don’t go crazy, I’ll seem out of place!

I can't be banished to Mars, can I?

……

Hao Dou looked at the screen full of crazy comments and felt a little overwhelmed.

So, he could only follow suit.

Hao Doudian’s way is to share things at home.

"Now that you've said that, I've suddenly realized something, my family."

"I was just saying, last week I was helping my son with his homework, but I couldn't help him no matter what I did. I was so angry that my lungs hurt. I was thinking, why did I give birth to a son to make myself angry?"

"I was so angry that I couldn't sleep all night, and my head has been hurting for the past few days."

"Now that I've heard you say that, I finally understand. It's because I didn't tear up his homework book."

"I'll tear it apart when I get back!"

Lu Ling: “…”

Other guests and staff: "..."

Barrage:【……】

[Hao Dou, you really are just waiting for your oxygen tube to be pulled out.]

[He also has an oxygen tube. If I can't get him to the hospital, I'll be the loser.]

[Tease his son: Cremate, cremate, cremate directly! ]

[I'm dying of laughter. You're not crazy, you're just being inhuman.]

Hao Dou was unhappy.

"You guys are really hypocritical."

"You netizens, I don't want to play with you anymore."

As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang.

It was his wife calling.

Hao Dou's expression suddenly changed, and he ran away with his phone.

After more than ten minutes, he turned back.

Hao Dou could no longer laugh.

He sighed.

He looked at the guests and then at Lu Yanyan who had just finished boiling water.

Then speak.

"Well, everyone calm down, we're going to start the process."

"Now, let me tell you about today's mission, some rules, and some precautions."

"Listen carefully, everyone!"

He rolled his eyes at Lu Yanyan again.

Then, he looked at Gu Nianchen again.

"Our topic today also involves the word 'fraud'!"

"It's not the explosion as in blowing up the elevator, but the fraud as in scam."

Gu Nianchen: "..."

ps: Good night everyone.

Everyone go to bed early. If anyone doesn’t sleep, Gu Nianchen will blow up the bed.