The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

The uncle's words "Do you have to die?" made his wife laugh.

Lu Ling couldn't help it either.

The comments were so funny that they turned into twists.

[Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing. Uncle is also a comedian? ]

[Help! I was crying just a second ago.]

[Me too, I'm lying on the sofa laughing my ass off.]

[Am I the only one who thinks what the uncle said is quite right? This girl is pressing me so hard, there's no way to dodge (covering her face).]

【Uncle: Is someone trying to buy my life? 】

[Hahaha, little girl: Sweep away hunger and be yourself! ]

[God damn sweeping away hunger, hahahahahahaha…]

[Girl: The atmosphere at your table is the most tense. I'm here to help you relax.]

Uncle: Thank you so much, you are such a nice person!

【Hahaha, I laughed my conscience out of my mind.】

……

The barrage of comments couldn’t stop laughing.

on site.

The little girl was very nervous at first and was so scared that she kept apologizing.

"I'm sorry, I can't bear the loss..."

I was quite nervous at first, but then I saw Lu Ling and my aunt were smiling.

Then the uncle was also amused, and the little girl couldn't help laughing either.

He also laughed.

uncle:"……"

Uncle looked at her unhappily, "Laugh?"

"You still have the nerve to laugh?"

"Believe it or not? Believe it or not? Do you believe that I can extort money from you?"

The smile on the little girl's face disappeared in a second.

"letter!"

Then he shook his head and stuck out his tongue mischievously.

Snickering: "I don't believe it."

"Uncle, you look like a good person. You wouldn't try to extort money from me."

"Hee hee~"

uncle:"……"

Ah! He really is.

Little girl: Hehehe~

Auntie said as she laughed.

"Oh, forget it, don't scare the kids."

"It's okay little girl, don't be nervous."

The little girl hurriedly said: "Thank you, Auntie."

The aunt said: "But I still have to say a few words to you, don't play with your phone while walking, it's very dangerous."

"I saw one on Douyin a few days ago. Someone was walking and playing with their phone, and they bumped into a telephone pole."

"Another one fell directly into the water. Do you think it was dangerous?"

Little girl (nodding frantically): "Dangerous."

"I'll remember that for the future."

"Yeah, I'll remember that. Thank you, Auntie."

【Haha, this little girl is also a funny one. 】

【Uncle and aunt are really nice people. 】

[Yes, I am full of kindness towards all strangers.]

[Is it my imagination? Why do I feel that this little girl's features resemble my aunt's?]

[Don’t say it, really don’t say it. 】

[My nose is very similar to my uncle's.]

【Could it be...】

【Ah ah ah! 】

……

The barrage seemed to have seen through some truth and there were screams.

The scene was relatively calm.

The progress on the scene is obviously slower than the barrage.

The aunt looked at the little girl and smiled, but she felt a little sad and couldn't help sighing.

If her daughter were still alive, she would be this age.

Ugh……

She really is, every time I see the little girl, I can't help but like her.

She likes all little girls.

Just when I was feeling uncomfortable, I suddenly saw Lu Ling coming over.

"Auntie, look at this little girl, does she look familiar?"

The aunt stared at the little girl.

"It looks a bit familiar."

"Little girl, have we met somewhere before?"

The little girl thought for a moment and asked, "Auntie, have you eaten here before?"

"Yes, I come here often."

“I came here right after it opened.”

"That's right!" the girl said, "I started working here part-time right after the business opened."

"At that time, our store was holding an opening event. You can get coupons if you add us on WeChat. Maybe we can even become WeChat friends."

The little girl asked, "Auntie, what's your WeChat name? Let me search it."

As she spoke, she took out her cell phone, opened the WeChat address book, and prepared to search.

However, after waiting for a long time, I didn't hear the aunt speak.

The little girl looked down and saw her aunt staring at her deeply.

So is the uncle next to him.

Those two pairs of eyes seemed to see through her.

The little girl frowned in confusion.

"Auntie, auntie."

"Auntie, what's your WeChat name?"

Auntie said, “It’s God’s will.”

Little girl: “Ah?”

"That's my WeChat nickname, God's Will."

"Oh oh oh." The little girl entered the nickname.

One search.

"It really does."

She handed over the phone screen.

"Auntie, look, this is you, right?"

The voice just fell.

Suddenly, her aunt pulled her into her arms.

"God's will, God's will!"

Little girl: ???

The little girl struggled twice but failed to break free and was forcibly held in her aunt's arms.

She was very puzzled, but her aunt seemed very sad.

So she hesitated for a moment, reached out and gently patted her aunt's back.

After a while, the aunt finally let her go.

"Isn't that scary, kid?"

Little girl: "Uh... no, no."

Actually, I was a little scared.

This aunt looks like a nice person, but she cries and laughs at the same time, which is quite scary.

Before she could recover from the shock, the uncle next to her suddenly looked at her anxiously.

"Child!"

The little girl frowned and looked at him.

"Uncle~"

Uncle: "My child, I...I am your father!"

Little girl: ???

Auntie: “I’m your mother!”

The little girl's eyes suddenly widened.

"You...why are you still cursing?"

Lu Ling: “…”

Live broadcast room, barrage.

【Hahahahaha, this is fucking awesome!! 1】

[I laughed my ass off! The funniest family recognition scene in history.]

[Although, I really want to curse, hahahahaha…]

[I can't stop laughing. Judging from the way they talk, they must be from the same family.]

[They are definitely a family, so there's no need for a paternity test.]

Bloodline is a magical thing, so magical.

[Other recognition scenes are filled with tears, but this one was filled with golden quotes.]

[Hahaha, I'm really worried that this family of three will start playing Landlord any second.]

【I laughed my ass off watching the family reunion show for the first time.】

[Help! I'm pregnant, and my baby probably thinks it's an earthquake.]

……

The netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing like crazy.

on site.

The little girl looked confused, and her expression was exactly the same as her uncle's when she hit him.

And my uncle and aunt were still excited.

"Son, I really am your father!"

"I really am your mother."

Little girl: "No, I..."

"Oh, uncle and aunt, I was wrong just now. I really didn't mean to bump into your uncle. I apologize to you."

"If you're worried, we can go to the hospital now, okay?"

"Okay, okay!" said the uncle.

"Let's go to the hospital now."

"Go get that appraisal."

The girl said: "Okay...sure, we can do an appraisal so that everyone can feel at ease."

Auntie: "I don't think we need to do it anymore, for sure!"

Little girl: "Not necessarily... maybe."

Uncle and aunt: “Of course!”

"Of course, there's no doubt about it."

Lu Ling: “…”