The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me
Chapter 149 Ignore him, keep pressing
Pants gone?! ! !
When the aunt shouted, the whole audience was stunned and even the air froze for a second.
The next second, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Hahahahaha..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha……"
"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"
"Huh...huh..."
The comments were so funny that they almost overflowed the screen.
[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing. The water was too fast and washed away Gu Nianchen's pants.]
[Wearing big shorts and daring to jump into the river, this is what happens.]
[Um… just a quick question, are they all gone, or…? ?]
[Pfft...Hahahaha, what's the point of these sisters?! ]
[Hahaha! Listening to Auntie's laughter, I really can't control myself.]
[Auntie, why are you laughing so hard? Did you see something?]
What do you think? How do you know her pants are gone if you didn't see her?
[Hahaha, in the face of life, pants or not doesn't matter. She laughed first!]
[Auntie's laughter is so charming and contagious.]
[I can’t stop laughing. At first, they worked together to save people, but now they are clapping and laughing together.]
[Gu Nianchen, this idiot, is having a field day now, hahaha! ]
……
The barrage burst into laughter.
The whole place was filled with laughter.
Even the delivery guy who was still in the water, Xiao Gao and the staff couldn't help but burst into laughter.
A world where only Gu Nianchen was hurt was created.
As for him, his situation is quite miserable.
Gu Nianchen was about to faint, but his aunt woke him up with a shout.
After waking up, he panicked and squatted in the water, unwilling to come out.
The kind brothers were worried that he would drown again, so they smiled and held him tightly.
Gu Nianchen became anxious and squatted into the water desperately, shouting.
As soon as he opened his mouth, water started to come out again.
"Gulu gulu..."
When the others saw this, they hurried to pull him away.
"Hurry, young man, your life is more important, you come up first."
Gu Nianchen (shaking his head frantically): "Wow wow wow..."
Not going up!
I would rather die than go up there.
There were so many people around and the live broadcast was still on. He had lost all his pants. He couldn't accept this level of social demise.
I don’t know if it was Gu Nianchen who unleashed his potential, or if everyone was too tired to laugh.
Five or six people were unable to pull up the stubborn Gu Nianchen.
Just when everyone was at a stalemate, the aunt who found that Gu Nianchen's pants had fallen off came up with another golden sentence.
"Why are you shy? What kind of scenes haven't you seen?"
Gu Nianchen: "..."
Everyone else: "Hahahahaha..."
Now it’s good. I finally managed to ease up a little, but I can’t hold it in anymore.
Gu Nianchen wanted to die and couldn't hold himself back any longer.
Perhaps the potential has really been unleashed.
Or maybe he had almost vomited out all the water, and he finally spoke a few words.
"No, no..."
"what--"
Auntie: "Hahahaha, you're still shy. It's so funny, hahahaha..."
Others: “Hahahahahahahahaha…”
Barrage: [Hahahaha geese geese geese geese…]
Gu Nianchen: Save me, save me!
Gu Nianchen's pants fell off! It became the number one trending search.
Netizens who love to join in the fun rushed over after hearing the news.
I thought he couldn't control his pants again.
Unexpectedly, I really can't control my pants...
Good, good, he really portrayed the word "mentally retarded".
……
Gu Nianchen refused to go ashore no matter how hard he tried, and the people on the shore were afraid that he would drown, so they refused to let go no matter how hard he tried.
Neither side would compromise.
The aunt sat in the middle as a lobbyist.
As a semi-professional lobbyist, she always says the same few words.
"What big scene has Auntie not seen?"
"In front of life, nothing is."
"What are you so stubborn about?"
"Ah! Who doesn't have one?"
"..."
Gu Nianchen: "..."
[Hahaha, Auntie, your advice is very good. Don't give me any more advice next time.]
【Gu Nianchen: (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴Do you have it? Do you have it?】
【Ahahahaha, in my eyes, if I've seen it, I've seen it. 】
[This aunt is so funny, I am dying of laughter. ]
……
Netizens are dying of laughter.
Gu Nianchen is really going to die.
Fortunately, at the critical moment, a staff member stood up.
They all fell into the water and came ashore dripping with tears in their eyes.
After going up, he saw that Gu Nianchen's face was pale.
I thought, this isn't going to be a good thing.
So he took off his coat and handed it to Gu Nianchen.
"Gu Dingliu, wrap my clothes around your waist to cover yourself up."
Gu Nianchen: "Is this... is this okay?"
"It will definitely work!"
"Hurry up."
Gu Nianchen quickly pulled his hand away, "Let go, you guys let go first."
"I...I'll cover my shame."
As soon as the three words "cover your shame" came out, everyone started laughing again.
The uncle who was holding Gu Nianchen's right hand was laughing so hard that his whole body was shaking.
Seeing this, Gu Nianchen suddenly pulled his hand out and went to get his clothes.
The next second, his body lost balance and fell to one side.
The other few people tried to push harder, but they were laughing so hard that they couldn't exert any strength.
Oh my god, Gu Nianchen drowned again before he even got his clothes.
“Quack, quack… gurgle, gurgle…”
Everyone rushed to rescue the person.
After much difficulty, the person was rescued.
Good guy, Gu Nianchen couldn’t take it this time and kept rolling his eyes.
Everyone didn't care about anything else and hurried to pull the person out.
The staff member seized the opportunity, rushed forward, and tied the clothes around Gu Nianchen's waist the moment he came out of the water.
Finally, Gu Nianchen's innocence was preserved.
The big guy put Gu Nianchen on the ground and reached out to pat his face gently.
"Young man, wake up!"
"Can you hear me, young man?"
Gu Nianchen closed his eyes tightly and did not move.
In fact, he was not dizzy, he was awake.
But Taishe was dead and he didn't want to wake up.
So I had to pretend to be faint.
But the others didn't know and thought he was really dizzy, so they were all very anxious.
Xiao Gao turned around anxiously to look for the accompanying doctor.
You won’t know until you look for it. When you look for it, you’ll be shocked to find that the accompanying doctor is sitting on the steps, spitting out water.
He just participated in rescuing others and then rescued himself into the water.
I drank a lot of water, and now I can’t even protect myself.
Xiao Gao was so anxious that his face turned pale.
At this time, he saw Lu Ling joining in the fun, and Xiao Gao felt like he had grabbed a life-saving straw.
"Teacher Lu, help, help... help!"
Lu Ling waved her hand: "I can't."
"No, you will, you definitely will!"
Lu Ling: “I can’t.”
Xiao Gao: "The director said that if I ask you for help, you have to help me."
Lu Ling: “…”
Lu Ling walked over slowly and kicked Gu Nianchen with her foot.
The guy's eyelids really moved.
Lu Ling smiled faintly.
like to play?
well.
She looked around at everyone and asked:
"Who among you knows how to perform CPR?"
Everyone looked at each other, no one said anything.
Seeing that no one took the initiative, Lu Ling had to start calling the roll.
Just ordered a staff member.
"Come on!"
"I...I can't."
"I teach you!"
Lu Ling pointed casually at Gu Nianchen's chest: "Right here, press harder!"
Staff: “…Oh, okay!”
Lu Ling looked at Xiao Gao again, "Come here and pinch his chin."
"Pay attention to his reaction."
Xiao Gao did as he was told, nodding frantically, "Yeah, yeah."
Lu Ling looked at the person who was preparing to perform CPR.
"You start pressing, and I'll observe."
Staff: “Yeah.”
Lu Ling gave the order: "Begin!"
The staff hurriedly started pressing.
While he pressed the buttons, Lu Ling helped him count.
"123..."
Gu Nianchen: "Ahhhhhhhh..."
Mudd!
It hurts! It hurts so much, I can’t bear it at all.
Another staff member saw Gu Nianchen yelling "Ah~"
He interrupted Lu Ling, "Teacher Lu, Gu Dingliu...he has reacted."
Lu Ling didn't even look at Gu Nianchen.
"Ignore him, keep pressing!"
“Press, press, press!”
Gu Nianchen: "..."
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