The human trafficker turned himself in to the police station and said he was hiding from me

"Yes, all the anchors under my company are selling it!"

As soon as Lu Daqiang said this, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately sensed a familiar taste.

[Why does this sound so familiar? ]

【I feel like I've heard this somewhere before?】

[It sounds familiar to me, too.]

[Not sure, think again...]

……

The interrogation at the scene is still going on.

Police: "You also have a live broadcast team. Did all the anchors sell these substandard mooncakes?"

Lu Daqiang's heart skipped a beat and he lowered his head without saying a word.

Police: "Answer!"

"Ah..." Lu Daqiang shuddered in fear, "Yes... yes, they set up a live broadcast team."

"It's just been done, less than a year."

Lu Daqiang is a prodigal son. He is good at nothing except finding women.

Oh, it’s also good to be a spendthrift.

The company his father had worked so hard to establish was almost gone within a few years of being handed over to him.

He was lucky at that time and met his original wife, who was also his original body's mother.

Then, relying on his original wife's business acumen and the help of his father-in-law, he successfully overcame the difficulties.

Unexpectedly, he didn't know how to be grateful at all. He went out to find another woman only one year after getting married.

Later, he forced his original wife to death and angered his father-in-law to death.

Later, I completely lost contact with my father-in-law's family.

And his own company had been ruined by him over the years, with not much left.

Now that the live streaming industry is booming, he chose to create a live streaming team and sell goods through live streaming. This is the most money he has ever made in his life.

Does it rely on technology?

No.

Brain?

Nor is it.

They make huge profits by selling fake goods.

Lu Daqiang had made some money recently with the help of the live broadcast team and was quite proud of it, but he never expected that he would be defeated by Lu Ling, the unfilial daughter.

Damn, his daughter is really his retribution!

Damn it!

What should I do?

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard the policeman in front of me speak sternly.

"The mistake has been made. The first thing you need to do now is to confess honestly."

"Did you know?"

Lu Daqiang was so nervous that his hands and feet were shaking, and he nodded his head like he was pounding garlic.

"I know."

"I'll confess, I'll confess everything. Police comrades, please don't kill me."

"..."

【Ah this...】

[Having a father like this is really frustrating. ]

[Fuck! Lu Ba has another criminal record.]

【It really is. 】

[This is a criminal record I was born with. What a sin!]

【Lu Ling: So annoying! 】

……

The police officer looked helpless and said, "The production date of your mooncakes is fake, and it's so outrageous."

"I don't know how many days these mooncakes have been around. I guess they just added a fake date before they go on sale."

Lu Daqiang was thinking about telling the truth and getting a lighter sentence.

So he hurriedly spoke honestly.

"More than that, this is the batch of goods from two years ago. The packaging has been changed this year."

"..."

Police: "Since you know everything so well, why do you still do such a thing?"

"Have you lost your conscience? How dare you make money in such a shameless way?"

Lu Daqiang sighed.

There was a hint of grievance in his tone: "Actually, I don't make much money selling mooncakes. I still don't make as much as I do selling fake bird's nests."

“Are you still selling fake bird’s nests?”

"Well, it's made with white sugar, so there's nothing wrong with eating it."

"..."

Netizens who realized it later remembered it.

[Case solved, folks! This is exactly the same as the last time his wife was interrogated for hiring someone to beat up their daughter!]

[Yes, exactly the same! ]

[I am dying of laughter. It turns out that two different people can sleep in the same bed.]

[Hahaha yes, the last person who was so stupid was his dear wife.]

【The one before that was his beloved stepdaughter.】

[Sure enough, there is a reason why we can be a family. ]

【How stupid of them to death! 】

[A family of three, combined, doesn't even have a single pig's brain.]

【Pig: Who are you insulting?】

……

on site.

Lu Daqiang continues to be stupid:

"Mooncakes and bird's nests are nothing. The real dishonesty is the braised pork."

"What? Are you still selling fake pork?"

"It's not fake, it's trough meat."

"You still sell trough meat?!"

"Hehe!" Lu Daqiang thought that people were praising him and felt a little proud.

“It didn’t take long to sell, only about half a month, so there weren’t many.”

"If it can be sold for a long time and still make money, it must be fake wine."

"..."

"You're actually selling fake wine!"

"Uh..." Lu Daqiang came to his senses when he saw that the policeman's face was not right.

Then, the confession came more fluently.

"I sell... I sell not only fake food but also fake cosmetics."

"Hey!" As he spoke, Lu Daqiang laughed again.

"The cost of the mask is only one yuan per piece, but we sell it for ten yuan."

Halfway through laughing, he met the policeman's serious face.

His tone suddenly changed: "But...but these are not produced by our company. They are all provided by the manufacturer. I can't be held responsible."

Lu Daqiang argued, "I'm just a sales channel."

"..."

The police didn't want to say anything and just asked someone to put a silver bracelet on Lu Daqiang.

"Come with us."

When Sun Lanzhi saw this, she became anxious and rushed forward to hug Lu Daqiang's legs.

"You can't take him away!"

Police: "Are you his wife?"

"Yes, I am!"

[Oh no! I gave myself away.]

[This is so funny! This is the first time someone has rushed to give themselves up.]

【Catch her quickly! 】

[A true couple should eat a big bowl of prison food together! ]

……

on site.

The police looked at Sun Lanzhi:

"Were you involved?"

Sun Lanzhi was stunned.

Lu Daqiang quickly confessed.

"I'm involved!"

"She also opened a live streaming room, but her performance wasn't as good as that of the young girl, and she didn't make many sales."

“It cost a lot of money.

Sun Lanzhi: “…”

police:"……"

"Take them together!"

Sun Lanzhi: “!!!”

"???"

【Hahahahahahahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter! 】

[Lu Daqiang, you're such a nice person. Your wife is always there for you.]

Lu Daqiang: Wife, if I have a bite of prison food, you will also have a bite.

[So, would Sun Lanzhi be a little happy? My husband loves me so much.]

【Hahaha, don’t be so ridiculous! 】

……

This is indeed ridiculous.

Even though Sun Lanzhi was stupid, she didn't want to go to jail.

So, she yelled out on the spot.

"Lu Daqiang, you are sick!"

Lu Daqiang choked.

Uh... he seems to be a little stupid,

Sun Lanzhi: "I'm going in with you, who's going to bribe people to get you out?"

Lu Daqiang realized it later: "Yes..."

police:"!!!"

"Still thinking of buying it off?"

"take away!"

"Take him back and interrogate him!"

Sun Lanzhi: “…”

Lu Daqiang: “…”

Barrage: [Hahahahahaha…]

[I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen anyone this stupid.]

【I am dying of laughter! 】

[Brother Chun knocks on the door, stupid (Chun) is home! ]

……