Don't forget it, Dad! Isn't it enough to kneel down for you?
Chapter 9 Illegitimate meal
She leaned back in her chair, crossed her arms, and said, "You'll grant any request, right? Then I want to talk to my idol Nan Jiang, so tell me if you can do it."
After she finished speaking, she sneered again. Nan Jiang was a well-known veteran in the entertainment industry. Although he was only 25 years old, which was his prime age, he never surfed or mixed in circles. As soon as he finished filming, he would go to live in a temple.
How could such a person come to her in person? Just kidding.
However, Chu Jiaojiao said, "Sure, does writing a letter to you count?"
Hearing this, Wu Ruoruo laughed even louder. Everyone knew that Nan Jiang didn't even call his parents. He was completely detached from the secular world.
Still writing letters? Who writes letters these days?
"Sure, if he could write me a letter, I'd eat shit live!"
Hearing this, Chu Jiaojiao showed disgust on her face, covered her nose and stepped back, "My dear family member, your taste is too strong."
Wu Ruoruo glared at her and slammed the table. "If you can do it, do it quickly. If you can't, ban your account. Stop lying to people."
Looking at her, Chu Jiaojiao said seriously: "Since this is the request of this family member, although your fetish is a bit... well, a bit smelly, it doesn't matter, I will still satisfy you."
As she spoke, her hands began to draw in the air, mumbling something mysteriously, as if she was performing a ritual.
Lin Guozheng could see clearly that she was drawing a talisman. Although he didn't know what kind of talisman it was, it looked similar.
Chu Jiaojiao finished the painting quickly, muttering a spell silently, and pointed with her finger, "Go!"
Pretend to be a ghost.
Wu Ruoruo's face was full of disdain.
Just then, her door suddenly rang.
Chu Jiaojiao said: "Go, here is what you want."
Wu Ruoruo didn't believe it, so she took her cell phone and went to open the door with the camera facing outside. When she saw it was a courier boy, she laughed even louder.
"Didn't you say Nanjiang? Where is he?"
Chu Jiaojiao said calmly, "Don't worry, write a letter first, and then meet in person. Don't worry, it won't be long before you can meet face to face, and you can still talk a lot."
Believe her.
Wu Ruoruo rolled her eyes and opened the express delivery. It was a document. In order to completely slap Chu Jiaojiao in the face, she pointed her mobile phone camera at the document.
But it's strange, she hasn't received any express delivery of documents recently.
Just as she was wondering, she took out the document inside, and the big words on it made her stunned.
Lawyer letter.
On behalf of Mr. Nanjiang, Ms. Wu Ruoruo illegally broke into Mr. Nanjiang's home, lay under his bed, and stole his underwear, causing a bad influence. I am now filing a lawsuit against you in accordance with the law...
Wu Ruoruo: “…”
audience:"……"
[Very good, writing a letter = lawyer's letter, meeting = court hearing, good, good, Master Chu knows how to talk.]
【Just tell me if it’s accurate or not! 】
[It's accurate. Last time it was the police who opened the door, this time it's a lawyer's letter. Help! Master Chu is a fortune teller on the surface, but he's actually an undercover police officer!]
The comment section was bustling with activity, but Wu Ruoruo felt very cold in her heart.
Her face turned red and white. She never thought that what she did would be discovered. She did it very secretly!
And this isn’t the first time. Everything was fine before, so why was he discovered this time?
Looking at her expression, I knew what she was thinking. Chu Jiaojiao waved her hand proudly, "Look at me, look at me. This is all thanks to me. No need to thank me too much. We are all family."
After hearing this, Wu Ruoruo suddenly realized that it was because of her!
She glared at Chu Jiaojiao with a distorted expression, "You hurt me!"
Chu Jiaojiao was unhappy. "How can you say that? Wasn't this your own wish? Besides, you did it all by yourself. You actually stole someone else's used underwear. What? You can't afford it, and you want to eat shit. Why do you have such strong tastes?"
After she finished speaking, she looked Wu Ruoruo up and down, and the disgust in her eyes almost turned into reality.
It happened that there were also fans of Nanjiang in the live broadcast room. When they learned that Wu Ruoruo was their brother’s illegitimate fan, they immediately started scolding her.
When Wu Ruoruo saw this, she was so scared that she ran away immediately.
Looking at the black screen, Chu Jiaojiao sighed. She hadn't seen her eating shit live yet.
But forget it, it's disgusting, I won't watch it anymore.
"Come on, family, let's continue the live broadcast."
Please don't connect with me, please don't connect with me.
[The above person, please don't click. If you don't apply, I won't be able to connect to you.]
【Wow, I can’t help it】
【Prosperity! 】
[Stop scolding me, I also...]
【…】
Everyone wants to be connected but is also afraid of being connected. Since the show "Chu Jiaojiao" started airing, although the wishes have been fulfilled, the ways in which they were fulfilled are too weird.
I have to say, it's quite exciting.
The second person connected to the microphone did not turn on the camera, only the voice, and the voice was also changed by a voice changer.
He asked directly: "Can you tell my fortune?"
Chu Jiaojiao didn't force him to show his face, and nodded, "Okay, send it to me in a private message, don't say it in the live broadcast room."
"Okay." The person on the other side agreed straightforwardly.
Soon, Chu Jiaojiao saw the private message. When she saw the horoscope, her face froze. She quietly sent a message out and then returned it.
"Anything you want to calculate?"
"Just tell me what you want."
It seems that he doesn't trust her and wants to see her ability first.
Chu Jiaojiao didn't mind. She counted on her fingers and said, "Your family wasn't well off. Your father died before you were born, and your mother raised you. Later, when you were in high school, you were accidentally discovered by a scout and entered the entertainment industry, becoming an instant star."
After hearing her words, the other party was silent for a moment, and then said without any change: "Please continue."
Chu Jiaojiao said, "You have become the most popular male star overnight, with constant script endorsements. You have also worked hard and are very ambitious. You are an idol that everyone pursues."
"However," Chu Jiaojiao changed the subject, "three years ago, an accident ruined your future. You were framed, and overnight, you went from being a national idol to a hated rat. The exorbitant penalty for breach of contract also left you with a massive debt."
"You accepted all of this, but the most unacceptable thing for you was that your mother passed away three days ago. It completely devastated you."
There was no sound from the other end for several minutes. When the audience thought he had hung up, he finally spoke: "You are right. Then calculate my lifespan."
Chu Jiaojiao looked down at his horoscope and remained silent.
His lifespan...
Ends today!
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