Don't forget it, Dad! Isn't it enough to kneel down for you?

Chu Jiaojiao was very proud.

The system had said before that it had expended all of its energy in order to bring her back.

That was what she earned after working in another world for a hundred years.

Only half a year has passed now, it is impossible for it to recover so quickly.

Sure enough, a newbie.

Leng Wu looked at the rich expressions on her face and knew that she was talking to that thing again.

However, he watched the signal source on the computer become weaker and weaker, and it looked like the thing was about to die.

It's almost there.

He was pissed to death by Chu Jiaojiao.

How unlucky it is that it encounters such a host.

After teasing the host and getting a hug from her dear fourth senior brother, Chu Jiaojiao was so happy that she stopped making trouble and started the live broadcast.

[Jiaojiaojiaojiao, will there really be a hundred lucky draws today?]

Chu Jiaojiao nodded, "Yes, let's connect the microphone first, and then we'll have a lottery."

As he was speaking, the first person to connect to the microphone came up.

It was a girl in her early twenties. She held a resume in her hand and said, "Jiaojiao, I want to find a job where I can count money every day."

She’s had enough of instant noodles!

She just wants lots and lots of money!

Counting money every day.

Chu Jiaojiao touched her chin and said, "Okay, follow my instructions and turn right."

There really is such a job!

The girl was so happy that she immediately turned right and followed Chu Jiaojiao's instructions.

"Go ahead, pass the traffic light, turn right, and the job you want will be on your right."

So fast!

Almost the moment the green light came on, the girl rushed over impatiently. Ahhhh, the job of counting money until her hands cramped, here she comes!

This level of income requires at least a monthly income of 100,000 yuan.

The girl was having a sweet dream. When she turned around and looked at the words in front of her, the smile on her face suddenly froze.

She twisted the camera on her phone so that the audience in the live broadcast room could clearly see the words and burst into laughter.

[Haha ...

[Laugh, why aren't you laughing? Don't you like it?]

[No, the defense is broken! ]

[This is Jiaojiao's style. Please welcome the next victim.]

[That's not true. After all, working here, you can really count money until your hands cramp.]

That's it.

Chu Jiaojiao nodded seriously, crossed her legs, and said proudly, "You decide whether it's true or not. Feel free to go in. They're hiring interns. I'm here, so don't worry. I'll definitely make you a regular employee. I guarantee you'll be counting your money every day. How about it? Are you happy?"

She looked at her eagerly, holding her cheeks, waiting for praise!

The girl couldn't praise him at all and was almost crying.

She wants to count money every day, but she wants to count her own money!

Woo woo woo woo.

It was her fault. She thought too much. She shouldn't have gotten something for nothing.

She is guilty and she will never dare to do it again!

She was almost crying, and the audience in the live broadcast room laughed loudly, each one more mean than the other, and stabbed the girl in the heart again.

In the end, the girl hung up the call crying, but still filled out a registration form from the bank.

Just try it first. With Jiaojiao here, at least we can guarantee that she can really show her face.

During this period, she will look for another job first. If it doesn't work out, she will have someone to fall back on and be able to eat.

That’s right, I’ll never dare to look for her again!

It's so accurate that it makes people want to cry.

She felt wronged, and Chu Jiaojiao felt wronged too. They had clearly met their wishes, so why were they still blaming her?

She pouted unhappily, snorted, and said seriously, "Don't believe some people who always say they'll cry if they ask me for a fortune-teller. Actually, they're secretly trying to connect with me on the microphone. I'll show you if you don't believe me."

She directly sent a screenshot, and sure enough, the first few people in the queue were the ones who laughed the most in the comment section.

[Okay, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! ]

[You didn't let us connect with the microphone because you were afraid we'd snatch your opportunity!]

[Ahem, you didn’t listen either.]

[Of course we didn’t listen, we are not stupid]

[Okay, okay, everyone is playing Infernal Affairs, right?]

The comment section was about to start a fight, and more people connected to the microphone at once.

The provocation was successful, and Chu Jiaojiao proudly made a "yeah" gesture.

With a light cough, she started to connect with the second person.

The second one was a boy, who coincidentally was also looking for a job and looked like he had just come out of an examination room.

As soon as the call was connected, he trembled and said, "Master, I want to be able to go ashore. Do you think I have a chance?"

He was both excited and afraid.

Afraid of the wish coming true, and afraid of it coming true.

After all, her wish to realize it is not quite the same as what they understand.

Chu Jiaojiao soothed him, "Don't shake, I don't eat people."

Yes, yes, yes, you don’t eat people, you just make people cry.

The fans said silently in their hearts, and Xiao Xiao rolled her eyes.

The next second, they quickly rolled down their eyelids manually. They couldn't let this stingy girl find out that they had paid her a favor, otherwise she would make a fuss and it would be difficult to appease her.

Chu Jiaojiao looked at his face and said, "There is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

"bad news?"

Chu Jiaojiao counted on her fingers and said, "The bad news is that you can really get ashore."

The boy was delighted, but the next second, he asked with a somewhat stiff expression, "What's the good news?"

If the bad news is so good, the good news must be amazing.

He was so happy that he had completely forgotten that no one could leave Chu Jiaojiao's live broadcast room with a smile.

He is also included.

Chu Jiaojiao said: "The good news is that you met me. I can help you avoid today's disaster and prevent you from falling into the water."

The boy was stunned for a moment, and it took him a long time to react.

He has a misfortune in his life and will fall into the water. However, he can swim, so he should not drown and will be able to get ashore.

Oh right, let’s go ashore…

He stared with eyes wide open, incredulous, "Master, the shore you're talking about, isn't it this shore?"

Chu Jiaojiao blinked her eyes. "Yeah, what? Don't you want to go ashore again? This won't do. Your life is more important."

That's not the case!

This shore is not the other shore!

The boy is about to cry.

Chu Jiaojiao leaned back in her chair, without a trace of guilt.

After all, her fortune telling is based on what is in their destiny. We can't let her make something out of nothing.

She doesn't have that ability.

She is just a human being, not a god.

Chu Jiaojiao said seriously, "You have a party tonight, right?"

The boy nodded, "Yes, we are having a classmate dinner together."

Chu Jiaojiao tapped the table with her fingers. "You will drink some wine, and after that, you will walk home. When you pass by a river, there will be a rock by the river that will trip you and cause you to fall into the river."

"Although you can swim, are you sure you can swim after drinking?"

"Plus, the weather right now is a little cold, and even though your life isn't in danger, you'll still need to be rushed to the emergency room, and there will be sequelae."

"So, are you sure you don't want this opportunity to not have to go ashore?"