Don't forget it, Dad! Isn't it enough to kneel down for you?
Chapter 159 The dog is so angry that he can understand people
Zhu Tao couldn't help but look at her, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Every time she tried to comfort someone, she wanted to be beaten to death. She must have been lucky to be able to live this long.
He glanced secretly in the direction of Sheng Jun and Leng Wu, and seeing that they looked normal, he couldn't help but ask, "Master Sheng, don't you think Jiaojiao's way of comforting people is a bit uh..."
He couldn't say the rest of the words because he was afraid of being beaten.
After all, he saw how much Sheng Jun loved Chu Jiaojiao.
Sheng Jun wasn't stupid either. He immediately understood what he meant. He raised his eyebrows slightly and added, "A bit of a slap in the face?"
That's right!
Zhu Tao nodded repeatedly, this was what he said.
Sheng Jun leaned back, his hands casually resting on the sofa, and said calmly: "Then go and fight her, see if you can beat her."
Zhu Tao: “…”
Anyway, no one can beat her, so she can just get beaten without worry!
The reason Chu Jiaojiao became what she is today is because of their pampering!
He silently cast his gaze on Leng Wu. Although he didn't know him, he hoped that he would say something fair as a bystander.
But compared to Sheng Jun who at least responded to him, Leng Wu didn't even look at him. His eyes were fixed on Chu Jiaojiao the whole time, and he couldn't leave room for anyone else.
Sheng Jun noticed his gaze and reminded him, "Don't look at her. Jiaojiao learned how to comfort her from Fourth Junior Brother."
It turns out that he is Chu Jiaojiao's fourth senior brother. I don't know why I have never seen him before.
Regardless, Zhu Tao still greeted him politely.
Then he whispered, "When Jiaojiao was little and couldn't beat anyone, would she get beaten for comforting others like this?"
This is it.
Sheng Jun touched his chin and said, "I've never been beaten."
He curled his lips into a smile and continued, "I've been beaten by a dog."
When she was a child, she encountered a dog that was eating sausages that were drying in the owner's yard. Chu Jiaojiao called her owner out and complained to the director.
That day, when she was secretly eavesdropping on the class at school, she heard the teacher say that people should help others. She did as the teacher said and felt great about herself.
He also comforted the dog by saying, "When you are hungry, you can poop and eat. After eating, you can poop again, and after pooping, you can eat again... Be self-sufficient and never worry about starving to death."
It was also on that day that he felt for the first time that dogs could understand human language.
The evidence is that after Chu Jiaojiao said that, the dog was so angry that it chased her around the village ten times, scaring her so much that she ran up a tree. The dog stayed there all night, and she only came down the next morning after he lured the dog away with a bone.
From then on, every time the dog saw her, it would chase her for ten miles.
It was at that time that she developed a fear of dogs.
Zhu Tao listened: "..."
God is so self-sufficient!
Is that what the word says?
But as they say, a dog will always eat shit, so what's wrong with eating its own poop?
Zhu Tao thought about the scene and couldn't help but groan. When he looked at Chu Jiaojiao again, he silently took a step back.
I beg her not to sympathize with him, let alone comfort him, in this life.
I can’t bear it if I don’t have this fate!
When Chu Jiaojiao mentioned this, she looked aggrieved. "I did this for the dog's own good. It's like a dog biting Lu Dongbin, ungrateful to his kindness!"
Zhu Tao hesitated for a moment and muttered softly, "Then Lu Dongbin didn't let the dog eat shit, did he? He still did it himself."
Chu Jiaojiao said confidently: "They are all shit, what's the difference."
She was indignant and wanted to continue to defend herself, but Sheng Jun quickly stuffed a strawberry into her lips, blocking her mouth.
Day by day, we played more and more dirty.
He looked at Zong Qing, who had found his balance on the dog and no longer felt the pain in his heart, and asked, "What's the matter with you coming here?"
Hearing this, Zong Qing came back to his senses and quickly said, "Yes, yes, I came here to ask Master Chu to help clean up the villa."
Chu Jiaojiao had already seen the appearance of the villa when she was on the live broadcast with him yesterday. She hadn't eaten yet and didn't want to run again, so she planned to teach him the method and let him go by himself.
Then I heard Zong Qing say, "That villa belongs to Mr. Yu Hao. He issued a task. Whoever can clean up the villa will be given 100 million, after tax."
Upon hearing this, Chu Jiaojiao said righteously, "I'll take this order!"
"It doesn't matter whether it's about money or not. The main thing is that I'm a helpful person."
As soon as these words came out, several people glanced at her.
really?
I do not believe.
Chu Jiaojiao straightened her back. She didn't care whether they believed it or not. She believed it herself.
Sheng Jun also watched her live broadcast yesterday and knew about this matter, but he did not stop her. He just said, "Let's go after dinner."
Right on my mind!
Chu Jiaojiao ran to the dining table, picked up the bowl and started eating. After she finished eating, she immediately set off with the full set of tools.
She turned on the live broadcast and asked Yang Fei to hold the phone for her.
Fortunately, there was no one else around, otherwise I would have seen the phone floating in the air.
"Family, today I'm going to show you something amazing."
She was mysterious and unwilling to speak, which immediately captured the audience's attention.
[What's so powerful? A ghost?]
[Is it the kind of evil spirit that can run along the network cable to hit me? ]
What should I do when faced with this kind of evil spirit? Should I kneel down and kowtow to him, begging him to let me go, or should I jump off the building and join him?
[Death is death, sooner or later. Since we are the same kind, can you please let me finish watching the drama of the Southern Film Emperor before I die? The finale is tonight.]
Chu Jiaojiao: “…”
She often felt inferior because she was not perverted enough.
She reflected on it carefully, then said, "I suggest you clean your ears. That way he can't touch you."
Zhu Tao & Zong Qing: “…” What a cold joke.
audience:"……"
[Good idea! I'm ready to start!]
【I also! 】
[Come here, evil spirit! My family owns a supermarket. I've already taken out all the ear picks. I'm incredibly strong now!]
Looking at this comment, Zhu Tao and Zong Qing looked at each other with confusion in their eyes.
Are her fans so crazy?
What they are holding in their hands are ear picks, not peach wood swords!
He didn't run away when he met a ghost, but was actually picking his ears. Which ghost is so polite?
Seeing their thoughts, Chu Jiaojiao glanced at them and said confidently, "Aren't ghosts just transformed humans? Isn't it ingrained in us that you can't move when someone is picking their ears? Just because you're a ghost, you can break that rule?"
It seems to make sense?
But if this method is really used...
They thought about the image, their toes digging uncontrollably into the floor.
He will be kicked out of the Xuanmen!
Xuanmen can't afford to lose this person!
Just say that they are not smart. Chu Jiaojiao is too lazy to teach them anymore. She curled her lips and looked at the screen with a smile. Seeing the audience who were already ready to pick their ears, her smile suddenly became even brighter.
Her family members are lovely though.
Soon, they arrived at the door of the villa.
Chu Jiaojiao smiled deeply at the camera, "Family, are you all ready?"
The fans were nervous and excited, holding their ear picks tightly as if they had a golden ticket to immortality, and shouted fiercely: "Ready! Come on!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Chu Jiaojiao quickly took out a talisman and stuck it on her phone, and the audience on the other side of the screen also opened their third eyes collectively.
A second later, a pale face appeared in their sight, and cold eyes looked at them through the screen.
"what--"
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