Taoist priest, let’s become immortals together!

clang clang ~

Grandma Xi took out a bronze drum from her arms. Two ropes were tied on both sides of the drum, and the ropes were tied to two copper lumps. The drum kept shaking rhythmically, making a clanging sound of metal collision.

Gray incantations intertwined with the sound of bronze drums.

The matchmaker has a lot of bells tied around her body.

The bells rang as her body swayed, and the matchmaker seemed to be shrouded in a strange atmosphere, eerie and gloomy. She was clearly shouting "Happy! Happy! Happy," but the more she shouted, the more gloomy it became.

Dang~

The bronze drums sounded.

The muffled sound of collision echoed all around.

The people's faces flushed, they waved their arms, bared their teeth, and laughed crazily: "Happy! Happy! Happy!"

"Has Master Xu arrived?"

clang clang.

The matchmaker shook her head, her eyes sweeping over the crowd through the cloth wrapped around her head, the bells hanging on her shoulders jingling as she searched for the figure of Mr. Xu.

"It's here! It's here!"

Mr. Xu came running over in a hurry, his eyeballs twitching on his face again. He quickly reached out with both hands to grab his eyeballs and stuffed them back in. He knelt down in front of the matchmaker, his mouth stretched from his ears to his ears, revealing his sharp white teeth and blood dripping from his face, which was extremely creepy.

The matchmaker stared at Mr. Xu.

"Hmm...Mr. Xu is so festive."

"Very good. Only a devout believer like Master Xu will be granted the greatest blessing by the God of Joy. Smile... everyone should laugh~ hehe~"

"Hehehe~"

The laughter continued one after another.

It echoed over the entire Xi Town, creepy and strange.

clang clang ~

Bells and bronze drums.

The sounds echoed and intertwined.

Like fine silk threads, they passed over Xi Town, entangled the bodies of the people, and plucked the strings in their hearts. All emotions disappeared, leaving only joy, dancing happily on the silk threads.

So festive.

This is true happiness.

clack, clack...

Eyeballs jumped out of their sockets one after another, like happy little birds, jumping and chirping on the faces of the people in Xi Town. It was so lively. The corners of their mouths were pulled hard, and slowly... they circled around the back of their heads and split open.

Brain matter.

The stream flows and slides down.

The people picked it up with their hands and presented it to the God of Joy.

"Welcome the God of Happiness~"

Chen Yuan hid in the dark, his eyes becoming increasingly cold.

Are the people of Xi Town still human beings?

Even though his soul had entered the realm of the mortal world, even though his eyes were clear, they seemed to be covered with a thick haze at this moment. He could not see clearly and had no idea what Xizhen was!

There is no evil smell at all.

There is no witchcraft either.

Can be biased.

The people's brains slid out, their eyeballs fell out...

This guy is not dead yet.

He was also knowledgeable and experienced, and at this moment his face was solemn and confused as he looked at Grandma Xi, whose figure shrouded in cloth became even more mysterious.

But Chen Yuan is not the same person he used to be.

Since I can't see clearly.

Then just ask directly!

Did not say.

Then hit!

In the past, he was weak, and every time he encountered powerful evil cultivators with strange methods and endless magical powers, he was extremely confused about himself and was in a miserable state.

But since the elimination of the five evil immortals.

He was different.

Practice the Sutra of Good and Evil Mind, and nurture the two origins of the immortal embryo.

Condense the Dharma bodies of ten good and evil ghosts.

Carrying the Thunder Whip of Judgment.

In the mortal world...they are all top existences!

If he is still a coward, what’s the point of his cultivation!

alley!

"Hide well!"

"Hehe... okay." Taoist Xuanyuan couldn't help laughing. He hid in the corner and continued laughing. But after all, his cultivation was not weak. The bulging eyeballs made him feel pain. He covered his eyes with both hands, trying to reduce the pain a little.

"My eyes hurt, hehe~"

...

Chen Yuan activated his dual origins, and a black silver lightning whip condensed into shape in his right palm in the blink of an eye. It was wrapped with dense lightning and made a crackling sound. He stared at Grandma Xi with cold eyes and whipped her directly!

Stab it!

The thunder whip was pulled out.

But the one who was chosen was not Grandma Xi.

Instead... it hit the chest of a strong evil creature with bruises all over its body and a third eyeball on its forehead. The power of good and evil raged wildly, and the flesh and blood on the right half of the body of the evil creature with three eyeballs grew and expanded wildly, while the left half of its body quickly withered, and all the evil thoughts were purified.

"Sigh~"

The evil creature with three eyeballs had a hideous look on its face and was in great pain.

Click click click.

The eyeballs on the forehead moved strangely.

Suddenly, a stream of thick mucus shot out and rushed towards Chen Yuan. Chen Yuan's soul in the mortal world suddenly surged out. The powerful soul shook off the mucus, like a heavy hammer, smashing hard on the three-eyed evil soul!

puff.

The third eyeball.

Exploded alive!

The old woman behind the three-eyed demon swayed and retreated ghostly, roaring, "Disrupting the worship of the God of Joy is a heinous crime!" She shook the bronze drum violently with both hands, and the bells rang out. The people of Xi Town joined in, shouting, "Joy! Joy! Joy!"

Bang bang bang!

Chen Yuan's heart suddenly tightened.

What a joy!

The eyeballs and brain matter are gone!

Still happy there!

However, the appearance of the three-eyed evil spirit confirmed the suspicion of Taoist Xuanyuan. It also meant that Guan Baizhu's eyeball was in their hands, but they didn't know where it was hidden. Hopefully, it hadn't been eaten.

The black robe rustled.

Chen Yuan waved the Thunder Whip of Judgment.

As the thunder whip was swung, dragon roars were heard.

The terrifying thunder dragon hit the three-eyed evil spirit, and the three-eyed evil spirit couldn't even resist. In the blink of an eye, its limbs exploded, and most of its body grew flesh and blood, and it grew mouths with obscene organs sticking out, opening and closing, and laughing with its teeth bared.

motherfucker.

It's really weird.

He was beaten horribly, but he was still laughing.

"We must fight quickly!"

Chen Yuan stared at the matchmaker hiding in the crowd. The two origins in his body were extremely restless and excited, almost out of his control. Then his figure swept past, twisting and turning in the crowd, approaching the matchmaker who was activating the strange power of joy.

"happiness!"

Grandma Xi shook the bronze drum violently.

The sound of rattles suddenly arose and went straight to Chen Yuan's mind. Chen Yuan suddenly felt an extremely strong feeling of joy gushing out from the bottom of his heart. The two sources continued to suppress each other, and then the Judgment Thunder Whip lashed out and hit Grandma Xi. Grandma Xi's skin was torn and she flew backwards and hit the crowd hard.

"Humph!"

Chen Yuan snorted coldly.

The clear eyes are still as calm as water.

But his internal organs were cheering for joy, his chest was restless, and the corners of his mouth could not suppress the urge to grin. Fortunately, his soul in the mortal world was stable and tenacious. The sounds of "joy" echoed in his ears, and his mind was as solid as a rock, and was not disturbed by the strange sacrifice to the god of joy.

"Red Dust Immortal!"

Granny Xi got up from the ground, shaking her body tremblingly, the bell jingling, her pupils covered by the cloth staring at Chen Yuan, and she shouted hoarsely,

"Who the hell are you, and what are you trying to do in Xi Town? You dare to anger the God of Xi, and you must die today!"

The God of Joy must not be desecrated.

Dare to disrupt the sacrificial ceremony.

That would be to go against the God of Joy, which would only lead to death.

"on!"

A scream.

The laughter of the people in the entire Xi Town mixed together and overlapped strangely, like the sound of a ghost hanging in the sky. Then, every villager's forehead... cracked open, revealing the third eyeball!

Happy town people,

They are all three-eyed evil spirits!