I listened to my sister's words today.
Chapter 60 Emo's Assistant
In the company's spacious and bright rest area, the elevator door slowly opened, and the air was filled with the aroma of coffee and a relaxed atmosphere.
Yun Yiruo turned around excitedly, her eyes sparkling with curiosity, and asked impatiently, "Uncle, where are we going to play? Is there anything delicious?" She pointed to the packets of biscuits and potato chips on the table and frowned slightly, "These don't look very tasty."
"Ah? You're calling me?" The assistant beside him was slightly surprised. He smoothed his hair and replied with a smile, "Miss, I'm only in my twenties, so I'm still quite young. Let me take you to the dessert area!"
"Oh, that's great!" Yun Yiru's eyes lit up, and she excitedly shook the small bag in her hand. She couldn't help but ask, "Brother, what were you looking at just now? Is that beautiful sister your girlfriend? She came over with a lunch box. Is she bringing you food?"
"Ah! How did you know that, Miss?" The assistant was a little flustered, but couldn't hide the blush on her face.
Ever since you spotted her after exiting the elevator, you've been looking at her constantly." Yun Yiruo said mischievously.
"Can I go say hello to her?"
"No, you're still at work. It's hard to handle such personal matters." Yun Yiruo giggled and shook her head, then added cunningly: "Unless you buy me ice cream!"
"But you haven't finished the cookies in your hand." He reminded helplessly.
"Forget it, then you should continue working." She lowered her mouth, looking lost.
"Wait a minute! Ice cream is ice cream!" Finally compromised.
"Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, almond, one each!" Yun Yiruo blinked her big eyes and listed all her favorite flavors in one breath.
"No, no, if you eat so much, General Jiang will peel my skin off." As if he had foreseen the consequences.
"Huh? You didn't do that on purpose?"
Yun Yiruo muttered, but then revealed her playful side, "I'm a child, how could a child have so many bad intentions? Don't worry, as long as you buy me ice cream, I will definitely not disturb you from chatting up that beautiful sister."
"That's good, but wait, do you know the word 'chat up'?" He couldn't help but ask, a little surprised.
"I'm just a child, not a foreigner! Besides, the word 'pick up' doesn't seem to be invented by foreigners, right? But 'wingman' was indeed invented by foreigners." She said proudly, as if showing off her knowledge.
"You also know 'wingman'?" He was stunned for a moment, "Are you an adult? You can't really be Tong Lao?"
"Yeah, it's Wingman~"
"Besides, I still have 2832 days until I turn 18!"
"Wait, you're not still watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, are you?"
The young face immediately broke into a bright smile: "That's to preserve childhood and innocence!"
But then, he whispered mysteriously, "But if you think I only watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, you're too naive. I recently rewatched Desperate Housewives!"
The assistant's forehead suddenly showed several black lines: "Wait, stop talking about this, I'm going to buy you ice cream now!"
The assistant quickly made a phone call, and soon after, a waiter arrived with a small box of ice cream. However, when the assistant opened the box, Yun Yiru was stunned: "What?! That's all?"
There was a mix of every flavor, but in such small quantities that you could only taste a small amount.
Okay, okay, I’ve met all your requirements. So where is your brother going?
"Remember, just wait here for me for 5 minutes, I'll be back soon. I'll give you a reward later."
Yun Yiru's expression changed, but she finally couldn't help but make a request: "Uh...but I haven't finished my homework yet. I want your girlfriend to teach me..."
But before she could finish her words, she was stopped by the assistant. "I see, I see. You want your brother to help you with your homework, right?"
"It's just a question for elementary school students. How difficult can it be?"
Yun Yiruo started to smirk. "A pool has a capacity of 100 cubic meters. Pipe A takes 6 hours to drain, while pipe B takes 10 hours to drain. If pipes A and B operate simultaneously, how many hours will it take to fill the pool?"
"Isn't this question crazy? What's the point of going in and out at the same time? What a waste of water! Do you know how many people in the world still have no water to drink? Whoever came up with this question should be shot!"
"I think so too," Yun Yiruo agreed, but then added, "But I have another question about execution..."
Just as she was about to continue, her assistant interrupted her: "Wait, wait! Brother will paint with you."
"Drawing? Sure, sure!"
After a few minutes of focused creative time, when she finished her work, what she saw was an extremely abstract painting.
Yun Yiruo pointed at her own work with a hint of pride and said proudly, "Hmm...it's a really good painting. This painting is of my brother!"
However, when the assistant looked at the content on the canvas, a trace of confusion suddenly appeared on his face: "But... is my brother a bird? How does it look like one?"
This is an abstract painting. If I had to describe it in one word, I would think of it as a metaphor, but it is definitely not a bird in the ordinary sense.
angry Birds?
No, no, no, it's more like a bird without feet, eager to fly across the forest, but can never find a place to rest. Even if exhausted, it can only fall asleep in the wind.
Sadly, it only has one chance to land in its lifetime, and that is when it dies.
So, what does this have to do with my brother?
"I've met many people like my brother. They're always keen on pursuing the so-called ultimate challenge, but after achieving it, they fall into endless emptiness. They gallop their entire lives, but their souls can never find a place to rest."
No, no, no, the assistant wanted to argue that he was not a bootlicker!
"Hey, don't take it so seriously~ I was just saying it casually~"
The assistant was completely speechless.
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(Thank you all for your support and gifts, everything goes well~ I’m finally done with the writing. No, I’m finally done with it.)
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