Wear it if you want, but I'm fighting the Ender Dragon!
Chapter 86: Another Crazy Encounter with the Hell Fortress
Yang Qi said, "Okay, okay, Mom won't say anything. How about we both sit together?"
Shana: "Okay."
Shana sat on Yang Qi's lap so lively, and then they swayed together, which was really fun.
Shana: "Mom swaying back and forth is so fun, haha."
"That's right, do you want to go crazy again?"
"Yes I do."
"Then let's go crazy again."
Yang Qi simply used all her strength to swing the swing, and in an instant they flew up, yes, they flew out.
Shanna said, "Look, Mom, we flew out."
At this time, Yang Qi hugged Shana tightly, as if he didn't want Shana to be hurt.
Shana broke free, put one foot on the tree, hugged Yang Qi and said, "Mom, it's okay. I'm grown up now and can protect you."
Yang Qi: "Okay, my little Nana has grown up and can protect her mother now."
Then Shana hugged Yang Qi and got down from the tree and said, "Okay, let's go back now. I'm also hungry."
"Okay, but how about we go to Lei Shitian's house and I'll make you a delicious meal together."
"Okay, I can show off my mom's cooking skills."
As they spoke, they left. At this time, Lei Shitian was playing happily with the rabbits.
Lei Shitian said, "Little bunny, don't go. Come to big brother. Here are delicious carrots and sharp little diamond swords. Come quickly."
The rabbit ran faster, but by then they had almost collected all the rabbit meat and rabbit legs.
Xiaoju: "That's about it, host, let's go back."
"Okay, okay, bunnies, I'll come play with you next time."
The rabbits were so happy at that time, as they had finally sent the King of Hell away. Now Lei Shitian was on his way home.
At this time, Bai Qi and Parkin were wandering in the underworld.
Bai Qi said: "The Hell Fortress is ahead, let's go in."
Parkin: "Okay, I'll take the lead, and you keep an eye on the back."
"Ok."
Parkin walked in slowly, and as soon as he entered, he met the black skeleton, which rushed towards him with a stone sword in his hand.
Parkin took out his diamond sword and fought it. Parkin said, "Brother, we are just here to get some hell warts. We have no other ideas."
Black Skull: "Bah, I don't believe you. If you want hell wart, you have to get past me first, little zombie."
Parkin immediately separated from it. It was chasing him relentlessly at this time. Parkin drew his sword again and hit him with it. At the same time, its sword also hit Parkin. Parkin gained the withering effect and was constantly losing blood.
The black skull said: "How are you? You are dying, are you losing blood? Haha, you can't run away now. Just leave your life here, little zombie."
After the black skull finished speaking, he immediately swung his sword at him. He bent down and squatted, and Bai Qi's arrow came and hit him.
"You guys..."
Before it could finish its words, Parkin struck it to death with a blow of his sword, and it burst into a shower of bones and coal.
Parkin said as he drank his milk, "Monsters these days don't learn their lessons. It's 2024, and they don't even know that villains die because they talk too much? Seriously."
Bai Qi: "Okay, don't forget we are here to find Nether Wart and Blaze Rods. We have almost collected the Soul Sand. Now we only need these two things."
"Okay, I haven't forgotten. I'll go find the nether wart and you'll go find the blaze rods. That's the happy decision. Let's go."
After saying that, Parkin ran away in a hurry, fearing that Bai Qi would regret it. Bai Qi said: "Okay, you go first, I will go look for the treasure chest here, hoping to get some good things."
Bai Qi and Parkin officially began to wander in the Hell Fortress, and Bai Qi successfully found the treasure chest.
Bai Qi was very excited when he saw a treasure chest in front of him, but then he thought, maybe he would meet love around the corner, so he went over slowly to take a look.
Bai Qi walked over carefully and looked to the left. Fortunately, there were no monsters. After opening the treasure chest, he got a series of good things including blaze rods and golden carrots.
Just when Bai Qi was happy, a black skeleton noticed him. When he saw Bai Qi rummaging through the boxes, he saw his white butt.
He felt that this was a good opportunity. He thought to himself, I have never seen such a white butt in this underworld. This must be a woman. If I don’t do it now, when will I do it?
He quietly approached, carefully observing the pattern of the butt's movements, and whispered, "Left once, right twice, left twice, right twice, good now."
He simply clasped his hands together and used the Thousand Year Kill, but he still kept the sword in his hand. According to him, since he was looking for excitement, he might as well go all the way. The sword pierced Bai Qi's anus.
Bai Qi was in excruciating pain. He screamed, "Ahhhhh, which bastard stabbed my anus with a sword?"
Bai Qi got the withering effect, and he immediately realized that there was a black skeleton behind him. He immediately ate a golden apple he had just found in the box.
Black Skull asked: "Miss, do you like the gift I gave you?"
Bai Qi turned around and said, "Dude, I'm a man, do you have any weird habits? Well, are you looking for death?"
Bai Qi drew his bow and aimed at his crotch, ready to shoot an arrow. Bai Qi said, "Since you attacked my anus, don't blame me for attacking your second brother."
Black Skull quickly said: "Brother, this is a misunderstanding. I have more than 100 wives at home who rely on me to support them. What will happen to them if you shoot my second brother away?"
Bai Qi shot directly at him, but he missed on purpose. After drinking the milk, he said, "You have a lot of wives. If you don't want me to kill you, just take me to find the Blaze Man."
"Ah, the Blaze, those people have very bad tempers, I'm scared."
Bai Qi drew his bow again, aimed at his second brother, and said, "Are you still afraid now?"
The Black Skull immediately stood up straight and said, "I'm not afraid anymore. No matter if you ask me to climb a mountain of swords or plunge into a cauldron of oil, I can complete it successfully. I am full of energy now. I will take you to find the Blaze Man now."
Bai Qi held him back and said, "It's okay, wait a minute. Let's go find the treasure chest first, and then go find the Blaze Man. I won't treat you unfairly. When we find the treasure chest, I'll give you 60% and you 40%. Is that okay?"
"But if I help you find this thing and it happens to be seen by the monsters living in the fortress, I won't be able to live in the fortress anymore."
Bai Qi thought for a moment and said, "In this case, you just need to lead me to the approximate location, and I'll do the rest. Then we'll still split the money 60/40. This way, you won't be discovered and you can still get the benefits. What do you think?"
Black Skull thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you, Big Brother."
"Don't call me big brother, my name is Bai Qi, what's your name?"
"My name is Xiao..."
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