Wear it if you want, but I'm fighting the Ender Dragon!
Chapter 62 Lei Shitian, are you really hungry?
Slowly Parkin came back. He looked very innocent at this time and he really didn't know what to say.
Lei Shitian saw him limping in and asked, "Are you okay?"
"No, I'm not okay."
Ju Zhenyu: "Okay, come back and sit down."
"No, I'd better stand. If I sit down, I'll be finished."
"OK then."
Xiao Micai said: "Today I also encountered a strange thing. When I was flying in the sky, I accidentally saw a group of girls taking a shower. Then I thought of Yulin. How could I let my wife down? I immediately ran away."
Yulin looked at Xiao Camouflage and said, "Oh, dear, you are so kind!"
Xiao Miucai: "It's for you after all."
Lei Shitian saw that if he didn't stop the two of them, he would probably see them biting each other's lips.
Lei Shitian: "Ahem, Xiao Camouflage, are you still talking about it?"
Xiao Miucai suddenly realized what was happening and said, "Sorry, sorry, I just ran and somehow ended up in the Apocalypse. I saw a man and a little girl coming here, so I decided to make the best of it and wanted to play with them, but..."
Yulin: "But what?"
"But their eyes seemed to be very powerful. They took one look at the Enderman, and the Enderman exploded, revealing its penis. I was completely stunned at the time. I had never known such strange things existed in this world, so I decided to observe first. But the more they exploded, the crazier they became. The Endermen rushed up to die one by one."
Yulin: "Don't those Endermen obey your orders?"
"No, they didn't listen, but they kept guarding me. But when those two stopped looking in my direction, they stopped guarding me. But that man was really hateful."
At this moment, Xiaoju sent a message to Ju Zhenyu in his mind: [What's going on?]
Lei Shitian asked: [What's going on?]
Ju Zhenyu: [I'm also helpless. I can't just create the Ender Dragon and zombies out of thin air, so I brought some back from the Overworld. I didn't expect them to be your friends. How about I apologize to them?]
Lei Shitian: [No, not right now. Let’s talk about it after Xiao Camouflage finishes his talk.]
[All right. ]
Yulin asked, "How abominable is that?"
"He came right up my ass."
Parker Jin: "Ah, I didn't expect someone would not even let Long go. It's okay, Xiao Camouflage. Only we know your dark history, and we will never tell anyone else."
Bai Qi patted his shoulder and said, "It's okay, brother. We won't despise you, and I believe Yulin won't despise you either."
Yulin covered her mouth in disbelief, and then she said, "It's okay, I still love you despite this."
Xiaoju asked Lei Shitian in his consciousness: [Host, you are really hungry. Although you didn't know it was Xiao Camouflage when you hit it, you can't do this. Instead of giving it a good deal, you might as well give it to me. If you don't like Loli, I have other styles.]
Lei Shitian: [No, you misunderstood. You should listen to him until he finishes his words. And Loli is fine, there's no need to change for now.]
Xiao Miucai said hurriedly: "No, no, no, you misunderstood."
PaPa: "It's okay, you don't have to say anything, we will all understand you."
"Stop, listen to me."
Lei Shitian: "Yes, you should calm down and listen to what Xiao Miucai has to say. Maybe there is something else going on."
At this time, everyone quieted down. Xiao Miucai said, "I was too hasty just now. I will reorganize my words."
Lei Shitian: "Please start your performance."
"What I want to say is that he shot an arrow into my anus, causing my body to fall down a little bit. Then he stood on the crystal pillar of the end world and jumped down, landing on me, just as I had shaken off the arrow."
Yulin: "That was really dangerous."
"That's right. If he just rode on me, it wouldn't be a big deal. After all, he couldn't see me. But, that little girl suddenly appeared next to that man."
Yulin: "How can it be like this? Didn't she use the Ender Pearl?"
"No, I was very curious why she could teleport to that man's side. At that time, I shook my body madly. I didn't believe they could defeat me. I didn't expect that I would still lose. I lost to myself."
Yulin: "What do you mean?"
"That man threw the little girl towards my eyes, but I closed my eyes. However, the little girl broke the rules."
Yulin then asked, "What rule did you break?"
"Her voice was so beautiful that I was blinded by it and opened my eyes. She was a bad little girl. When I saw her eyes, I exploded and I was gone."
Yulin asked anxiously, "What happened after that? How are you? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine. Later I came back and accidentally fell into the place where those girls were taking a shower. But I swear to God I didn't..."
Before Xiao Micai could finish his words, Yulin said, "I believe you. After all, we have been married for so many years, and we still have the trust we should have."
Xiao Camouflage: "Wife."
Yulin: "Husband."
Lei Shitian: "Ahem, you two should pay attention. We are having dinner now. If you want to do it, wait until tonight."
Xiao Camouflage: "Sorry."
In fact, after the Xiao Camouflage fell down, it flew away immediately, but some people accidentally caught it, and it flew faster, but it accidentally brought their underwear into the air, allowing them to fly freely.
At this time, Ju Zhenyu stood up and said, "I'm sorry, Xiao Miuqi and Parker Jin, what happened to you was all my fault. I was the one who teleported you there, but it was an accident. Anyway, I'm sorry!"
Xiao was confused. He said, "Ah, who are those two people?"
Lei Shitian said: "It's me and Xiaoju, hehe."
Parker's face darkened. He said, "You're still laughing. How are you going to compensate me?"
Xiaoju pulled him over and whispered in his ear, "I'll apologize to you on behalf of the host. I'll return this pink panties to you, okay?"
When Parkin saw the panties, he felt very happy and said calmly, "Okay."
Xiaoju quietly gave him the panties, and he stopped talking. Now only Xiao Camouflage was left.
Seeing Parkkin so happy, Xiao Miuqi said, "What about me?"
Lei Shitian said: "Then I will shoot it back for you?"
Xiao Camouflage's face turned black and he said, "No, I hope there won't be a next time. It seems like my ass is destined to be stabbed by others for the rest of my life."
Bai Qi: “Not necessarily.”
"Ah, what else can I do?"
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