Wear it if you want, but I'm fighting the Ender Dragon!
Chapter 3 I, the Ender Dragon, have respawned, but can I respawn once more?!
Lei Shitian immediately put on his elytra and took a leap of faith.
He flew to the Ender Dragon and hugged him tightly.
The Ender Dragon said: "Please let me go. I deserve to die anyway. I deserve to die. Let me die."
Lei Shitian saw that he was not going to tolerate him any longer and immediately slapped him in the face. "Slap," he said, "Do you still want to die?"
Ender Dragon: "Yes."
Snap, "Do you want to?!"
"think."
Pa, Lei Shitian asked again: "Do you want it?!"
"forget about it."
In this way, Lei Shitian brought him away safely.
Xiaoju asked: "Host, isn't this too cruel of you?"
Lei Shitian: "Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures."
"But if he dies, you can get a reward!"
"But I don't want to see someone who wants to die. Bah, die, Long."
"OK then."
Lei Shitian walked up to him and said, "Are you okay?"
"What do you think?"
When he turned around, he saw big red envelopes. Lei Shitian was scared when he saw them.
"Who hit me..."
Lei Shitian stopped talking just as he was about to ask. Damn, it seemed that he had beaten the opponent a little too much, but it was really fun.
When the Ender Dragon heard what he said, he said, "I'm going to die if you insult dragons like this."
As he said this, he was about to jump into the void, but Lei Shitian stopped him.
Lei Shitian said: "Don't be so pessimistic, think about your wife."
"My wife cheated on me."
“Think about your children.”
"That child is not mine."
“Think about your parents.”
"I'm an orphan."
"Then jump."
As he said this, the Ender Dragon really jumped.
Lei Shitian was stunned when he saw this scene. Meow said jump, and he really jumped, but why was he laughing?
He was laughing when she jumped at him. Why? Because he could leave this damn place, of course.
"Hahahaha, I can finally leave this damn place. I've been here for five years. I'm about to be reborn. I want revenge."
The Ender Dragon falls into the void and dies.
Skit: "Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and obtaining an Ender Dragon Egg. Now the host can return to the main world."
"I can finally go back."
As he said that, he put away the dragon egg and jumped in.
After checking the DingTalk, I came out and saw the bright sunshine. His home was right next to me.
Damn, I just opened the creative mode and wanted to play the end of the world, but this happened.
Thinking of this he opened the door of the matchbox and fell down when he saw his bed.
He asked, "Xiaoju, what function do you have?"
Xiaoju: "Well, I can provide you with the plot. The subplot just now has rewards, but the main plot has no rewards."
"Ah, why isn't there a main plot?"
"Because the main storyline is the reward."
"What? I don't understand."
"It's okay, you'll understand when the time comes."
"Okay then, why was that Ender Dragon afraid of water?"
"Oh, that one just now, the plot required it, so I changed it a little, but don't worry, it has no effect on the original world. As long as the host completes the plot mission, it will be automatically lifted."
"Oh, so you can change the plot as you like?"
"No, only a small part can be changed without affecting the plot, but it can only be the subplot, the main plot cannot be changed."
"Oh, so that's how it is. Then what is the main storyline?"
"The main storyline will be triggered randomly. It will be triggered automatically when you reach a key location, encounter a key time, meet a key person, and so on. As for the side storyline, you can choose whether to proceed or not. Generally, side storylines come with rewards."
"Oh, I got it."
Suddenly Lei Shitian stood up and asked, "So this dragon egg is my reward?"
"Yes, do you want to see it now?"
"Then let's see."
Lei Shitian took out the dragon egg as he spoke, and the moment the dragon egg was taken out, it broke.
A small ender dragon appeared.
"Ouch."
Lei Shitian felt that the small Ender Dragon was a little cute, so he walked over and touched it.
The little Ender Dragon also rubbed his hand obediently.
"so cute."
The little Ender Dragon at this time: Hahaha, I am reborn. Although I am still a dragon, I must help the farmers rise up and sing.
But the moment he saw Lei Shitian, he knew it was impossible, and he unconsciously looked at his chrysanthemum.
Lei Shitian looked at his strange movements and asked, "Xiaoju, why is he looking at his butt? Did he poop?"
Xiaoju: "No, he might be missing his father. It's not the time for the host to take care of this now. How about you give him a name?"
Lei Shitian nodded.
Little Ender Dragon: I want to run away.
At this moment, the voice appeared in his mind again. Xiaoju said, "Xiaolonglong, why do you want to run away? If you want to run away, I will make you into a roasted dragon."
The little Ender Dragon shook his head frantically.
Lei Shitian was confused again when he saw his strange movements. He asked, "What's wrong with him?"
"It's okay. He should be mourning his deceased father. So, host, have you thought of a name for him?"
"I've thought about it. I have a friend named Xiao Micai, so let's call him Xiao Micai."
"Xiao Camouflage, do you understand?"
After hearing this, Xiao Miucai pretended to be very happy and started howling, licking Lei Shitian's face while howling.
Seeing him like this, Lei Shitian said, "You are indeed very cute. Then you can be called Xiaocamouflage, Xiaocai."
"Ouch."
But Lei Shitian is a little confused now. What does the Ender Dragon eat?
If you don’t understand something, just ask the system. This is the basic quality of a time traveler.
He asked Xiaoju: "What does the Ender Dragon eat?"
Xiaoju: "I'll ask him for you."
Lei Shitian was a little confused. He said, "You can even talk to the Ender Dragon."
"Yes, wait until I change into a form."
As she spoke, Xiaoju turned into a cute little girl, flying in the air, but she was only as big as Lei Shitian's fist.
Xiaoju floated over to Xiao Miucai and asked him, "What do you like to eat?"
Xiao Miucai: "It's all right. I can eat anything that humans eat. By the way, why can you talk to me?"
"You forgot about me."
"Are you that voice?"
Shock appeared on Xiao Camouflage's face.
"That's right. As long as you help my host well, I will let you avenge your hatred personally."
"Really?"
"real."
As he said that, Xiao Mucai kowtowed to Xiaoju directly. Lei Shitian was stunned. The Ender Dragon kowtowed to Xiaoju. What the hell was this? Did Xiaoju bully him?
Lei Shitian asked: "What are you doing?"
When Xiaoju saw Lei Shitian's somewhat suspicious look, she knew that Lei Shitian was thinking that she was bullying Xiao Miuqi.
So she patted Xiao Muhua's shoulder and said, "We have formed a profound revolutionary friendship."
Xiaoju gave him a look, and Xiao Miu nodded frantically.
Lei Shitian dispelled his doubts after seeing them like this and asked, "What does he like to eat?"
Skit: "He can say anything."
"That'll be easy."
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