Crazy and bad again, the princess is the best in Beijing

Ten thousand reasons? Even if Shen Yi racked his brains, he couldn't come up with one.

She was dissatisfied with his behavior and was determined to punish him.

If it were before, he might have wanted to knock her out, snatch the bond and run away.

But his intuition at this moment told him that if he did this today, he would definitely die!

He took a deep breath and said, "Yi was wrong. Yi apologizes to the princess!"

"From now on, I will always put the princess first and never dare to go against her wishes again."

"The princess has important things to do right now, and there's no one else available. I'm willing to be the princess's pawn."

Shi Wanwan let out a light "tsk". This green tea man actually has brains.

She reached out and patted his face and said, "Is that so? Then I'll give you a chance to show off."

"If you do it well, all the previous things will be written off. If you don't do it well, you can just clean yourself up and sell your ass!"

Shen Yi: “!!!!”

At this moment, Shen Yi felt a huge malice from Shi Wanwan.

He asked, "I wonder what the princess wants Yi to do?"

Shi Wanwan chuckled and asked, "Can you play the suona?"

Shen Yi nodded, and Shi Wanguan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Your chance to show your talent has come."

Shen Yi: “…”

His bad premonition became stronger.

Half a cup of tea later, Shen Yi stood in front of Jingzhao Mansion holding a suona, with a look of despair on his face.

Shi Wanwan looked at him and said, "Alright, please start your performance."

After she finished speaking, she handed Shen Yi a piece of paper.

When Shen Yi saw the contents on the paper, his eyebrows twitched and he looked hopeless.

He asked, "Princess, can you change the words?"

Shi Wanwan replied, "Are you disgusted by my words?"

After she finished speaking, she pulled out the knife again and pointed it at his lower abdomen.

Shen Yi: "...I dare not!"

He took a deep breath, closed his eyes and played a piece of "Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix", then shouted: "If you are an official who doesn't serve the people, you might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes!"

Then he played a piece of suona and chanted: "When the music sounded and the cloth was spread, the whole village, young and old, waited for the food to be served. Some walked, some carried, and behind them followed a white cloud."

“As the coffin was lifted and buried, relatives and friends began to cry, others carried it in front and followed behind, and they all started dancing and rejoicing!” (1)

Suona is the king of musical instruments, famous for its loud and clear sound. When it is played in this quiet night, it can almost blow people's souls away.

After the doorman drove Shi Wanwan away, he didn't take their arrival seriously.

They were dressed very simply and looked like ordinary people. He had seen many people like them, and they were all timid and fearful.

As long as he is a little more aggressive, people will leave on their own.

After he sent them away, he prepared to go to bed.

Just as he took off his pants, he heard the shrill sound of suona outside. He felt that the sound was about to send him away!

So he immediately pulled out the bolt and pushed the door to get out, but found that the door couldn't be opened at all!

Someone locked the door from the outside.

concierge:"!!!!!"

He had worked in the Jingzhao Prefecture government office for many years, but this was the first time he had encountered such a thing.

He banged on the door frantically: "How dare you cause trouble in the Jingzhao government office!"

Shi Wanwan glanced sideways at the gatehouse and said to Shen Yi, "The sound of him knocking on the door can be used as a drumbeat. Let's improvise and cooperate."

Shen Yi: “…”

He felt that Shi Wanwan was really crazy!

But now that things have come to this, he has no other choice but to go crazy with her!

Shi Wanwan felt that although Shen Yi was a big green tea girl, he played the suona really well.

Next time I get a chance, I can form a funeral band in Beijing. He is definitely a soul musician.

Jingzhao Prefecture actually had officials on duty at night to deal with emergencies.

The person on duty tonight is Qin Feihe, the Shao Yin of Jingzhao Prefecture. Under normal circumstances, if there is no major case, being on duty is just a matter of sleeping for a night.

Qin Feihe originally thought that tonight would be the same as his previous night shifts. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard a suona sound outside that penetrated his soul, and he was so scared that he sat up.

He asked, "What's going on? What's going on?"

Wang Liu, the officer on duty in the yamen, also heard the suona sound. He was not much better off than Qin Feihe. His soul was about to leave his body due to this wave of soul attack.

He hurriedly said, "I'll go take a look."

He walked to the gate of the government office and looked out through the crack. He saw a man and a woman standing at the door. The man was playing the suona and the woman was clapping.

The doorman next door was banging on the door and swearing frantically.

The people nearby who were woken up came over cursing.

Wang Liu: “…”

He felt that even ten thousand ducks could not match the grandeur at the gate of Jingzhao Prefecture tonight. His ears were going deaf!

He covered his ears and walked back quickly. After a few steps, he saw Qin Feihe putting on his clothes and walking towards him: "What's going on outside?"

Wang Liu was a little confused: "You should read it yourself, sir!"

When Qin Feihe had the door opened, Shen Yi had just finished playing a tune and was shouting, "One nest after another, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."

"If the emperor had eaten a thousand bushels of chestnuts, how could the phoenix have eaten less and how could you have eaten more?" (2)

Qin Feihe: "..."

He shouted angrily, "How outrageous!"

At that moment, the doorman broke free from the rope that locked the door. He ran over, pointed at Shi Wanwan's nose, and cursed, "You bitch, how dare you run to the gate of Jingzhao Mansion and act like a wild beast!"

After he finished speaking, he turned to Qin Feihe and said, "Sir, quickly arrest her and torture her severely. She dared to cause trouble in the capital. She must be a spy sent by another country!"

The officers surrounded Shi Wanwan and Shen Yi and were about to take action.

Shi Wanwan sighed softly, "Which law says that one can't play the suona at the gate of Jingzhao Prefecture? If you can find her, I'll let you do whatever you want with her."

The officers: "..."

There really isn't one.

Shi Wanwan continued, "It was the Jingzhao Prefecture's doorman who opened my eyes. I just knocked on the door, and he told me to get out without saying a word."

"Before the Shangguan even spoke, he already condemned me."

"The way the Jingzhao Prefecture handles cases is truly eye-opening for me."

Although Qin Feihe was very angry when he was woken up, he still managed to maintain some rationality.

Anyone who dares to cause trouble at the gate of Jingzhao Prefecture is definitely not an ordinary person.

He said in a deep voice, "No matter what wrongful conviction the young lady has, causing trouble in the Jingzhao government office is over."

Shi Wanwan took out a token from her waist and thrust it in front of Qin Feihe: "I have neither been wrongfully convicted nor wrongfully convicted."

"I am only following the orders of my elders and coming to see how the major government offices in the capital usually carry out their duties on his behalf."

"I thought the Jingzhao Prefecture government office was the one that served the people in Beijing, so I came to Jingzhao Prefecture in casual clothes."

"I didn't expect that the Jingzhao government office would really open my eyes!"

She had already thought about how to end the incident at the beginning:

If you state your intention directly, you will be ridiculed, so you have to find a better and more perfect reason to get things done.

She only said it was an order from her elders, and didn't say it was an order from Emperor Qianyuan, so let them make their own guesses and associations!

Sure enough, Qin Feihe's face changed when he saw the words "Princess's Mansion" on the token, and when he heard her words, his face became even uglier...

(1) Quoted from Internet slang.

(2) Quoted from Li Diaoyuan’s doggerel “Sparrow”.