Crazy and bad again, the princess is the best in Beijing
Chapter 35 This Princess Invites You to Eat Shit
When Shi Wanwan saw Lu Xingzhi, she only wanted to say two words to him: idiot.
She once again felt the disadvantage of having too few people in the princess's mansion, as Lu Xingzhi could actually walk into the princess's mansion at will.
She glanced at the concierge, who lowered his head.
She then understood that the original owner was very attached to Lu Xingzhi. Even though she had scolded Lu Xingzhi once before, the doorman still didn't dare to stop him seriously.
Shi Wanwan said coldly, "Put up a sign at the door saying Lu Xingzhi and dogs are not allowed to enter."
Lu Xingzhi was furious when he heard this: "Shi Wanwan, what do you mean?"
Before Shi Wanwan could answer, Shen Yi said, "Calling you a dog means something."
Lu Xingzhi was in the middle of a tantrum. Shi Wanwan frowned and said, "Don't try to explain it away. That's not what I meant."
When Lu Xingzhi heard her words, he felt a little better.
He looked at Shi Wanwan and said, "You've disappointed me a lot recently. Apologize to me right now, or I'll..."
Shi Wanwan didn't even look at him. She just sternly scolded Shen Yi, "Don't insult the dog. The dog is so cute. What can he compare with the dog?"
Lu Xingzhi: “!!!!”
The corners of Shen Yi's mouth twitched wildly, and he suppressed a smile and said, "Yes, do you want to change the sign at the door?"
Shi Wanwan replied, "Forget it, I won't change it. No matter what the word 'dog' is changed to, I think it's an insult to that thing."
"The meaning of dog is something that the public can understand, so let the dog suffer a little!"
Shen Yi responded, and Lu Xingzhi angrily said, "Shi Wanwan, how dare you scold me!"
"If you're trying to get my attention this way, I advise you to give up on it."
"Because if you do this, it will only make me hate you even more!"
She was always very happy to see him before, but her attitude had changed drastically recently, which made him very uncomfortable.
He always felt that she was a little different from before.
Every time she saw him before, she would run to his side quickly and try every way to please him.
But during these two meetings, she was extremely cold to him and scolded him at every turn.
Shi Wanwan scratched her ears. "That's a classic quote from a scumbag. It makes me cum every time I hear it."
"You disgust me like this, if I don't return the favor, I'll really be at a loss."
After she finished speaking, she said to Shen Yi, "Go to the toilet and bring me a bucket of shit."
Shen Yi glanced at her, and she urged him: "What are you looking at? Go to work."
Shen Yi responded and turned to leave.
Lu Xingzhi was still chattering, "You saw me being punished by His Majesty, and not only did you not intercede for me, but you even pretended not to see me when you passed by me."
"You'd better kneel down and beg me now. You have to kneel for at least three days and three nights, then my anger will subside!"
He knelt at the Meridian Gate for a day and a night, and only after he fainted did Emperor Qianyuan let him go home.
Scholar Lu didn't understand why Emperor Qianyuan had clearly praised Lu Xingzhi before, but punished him like this in the blink of an eye.
After he took Lu Xingzhi home, he asked Lu Xingzhi if he had said anything wrong in front of Emperor Qianyuan. Lu Xingzhi said very aggrievedly that he had never met Emperor Qianyuan.
Mr. Lu was shocked at the time and asked about the cause and effect. He thought the problem might lie with Shi Wanwan.
Mrs. Lu scolded Shi Wanwan in various ways at home, and Mr. Lu also felt that Shi Wanwan deserved the scolding.
Mrs. Lu also disliked her future daughter-in-law Shi Wanwan, but because it was a marriage arranged by Emperor Qianyuan, she dared not speak out.
When Shi Wanwan was still favored by Emperor Qianyuan, he thought that even if she was a fool, it would be okay to marry her and worship her as a mascot.
After Shi Wanwan fell out of favor, Mrs. Lu was left with only disgust for her, thinking that she was not worthy of her son.
Lu Xingzhi's endless demands on Shi Wanwan were largely due to Mrs. Lu's influence.
This time when Lu Xingzhi got into trouble, the Queen personally went to the Princess's residence to deliver rewards. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Shi Wanwan was in favor again.
Mrs. Lu then had other ideas.
Not to mention anything else, the treasures that Emperor Qianyuan rewarded Shi Wanwan were worth a lot of silver.
So she asked Lu Xingzhi to find Shi Wanwan. His original intention was to let Lu Xingzhi say a few soft words to Shi Wanwan to coax her, and then let Shi Wanwan get the reward from Emperor Qianyuan.
It’s just that Lu Xingzhi is used to being superior in front of Shi Wanwan, so it’s impossible for him to coax her. He is waiting for her to kneel down and beg him!
Would Shi Wanwan beg him? Of course not.
She turned her head and shouted, "Shen Yi, hurry up!"
Shen Yi pinched his nose and walked over quickly with a bucket of shit in his hand: "Here I come! Here I come!"
As soon as he came over, Shi Wanwan also pinched her nose: "It stinks!"
Even if Lu Xingzhi was narcissistic, he still felt that something was wrong. He said in fear, "Shi Wanwan, what are you going to do?"
Shi Wanwan didn't answer, but said to Shen Yi, "Pour this bucket of shit all over Lu Xingzhi's head."
"I have only one request, that the shit doesn't spill anywhere else in the mansion."
Shen Yi: “…”
Her request is a bit high.
Lu Xingzhi was shocked: "Shi Wanwan, you are crazy!"
Shi Wanwan said seriously, "You just found out? Even my uncle, the Emperor, knows about my madness."
"My condition wasn't serious originally, but you came here today and spoke harshly to me, causing me to become ill again, so..."
She smiled at him as she said this: "So I lost my mind and threw shit at you."
"If you don't mind, I can treat you to shit."
Lu Xingzhi: “!!!!”
He minds!
He cares a lot!
He panicked and said, "You're lying, you're not crazy at all!"
"If you dare to do this to me, I will definitely cancel your engagement!"
After Shi Wanwan learned that her marriage with Lu Xingzhi was forced by her or granted by Emperor Qianyuan himself, she knew that she could not cancel the marriage.
And Lu Xingzhi didn't dare to retreat easily.
So she had to give him some shocking news.
And today is the first big event in her plan.
A scumbag like Lu Xingzhi deserves nothing more than to eat shit!
Shi Wanwan was too lazy to say anything harsh to him and just turned to look at Shen Yi.
Shen Yi understood what she meant. He had already thought of a way to prevent shit from dripping into the princess's mansion.
He asked her one last question: "Does this shit count as the princess's?"
Shi Wanwan replied, "It's not that I count it, it's just that I splashed it."
Shen Yi felt relieved instantly. He said to Lu Xingzhi, "Master Lu, I'm sorry!"
Lu Xingzhi knew from the look on their face that they really dared to do this!
He was originally the most popular candidate for this imperial examination. The news that he was punished by Emperor Qianyuan to kneel had spread throughout the capital, and there were countless people in the capital laughing at him.
If this incident happened again, he felt that he would never be able to face anyone in his life.
He ignored the severe pain in his knee and walked quickly out of the house.
He walked away, cursing, "Shi Wanwan, I'm your fiancé! How dare you treat me like this? When you marry me, I'll make sure you're in trouble!"
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