The two stood under the bamboo pavilion, facing each other.

She looked at the wound on his face and asked after a long moment, "I hit him, right?"

There is no one here who can hurt him except her and the dean.

The dean would not beat a visitor for no reason.

I still remember that I was going to see Dean Gong last night, but what happened after that... I don’t remember clearly.

Fatigue, fever, confusion...

It is a symptom of the disease.

"No."

"I hit him, it must be me..." she muttered to herself, frowning and covering her face with her hands in distress.

Li He said softly, "It doesn't hurt..."

Chi Xiao sighed, "Eh..."

Li He: "It doesn't hurt at all, it's just like a tickle..."

Chi Xiao: "Fortunately it was you who was hit."

Li He: “?”

Chi Xiao: "If it were someone else, I really couldn't afford to pay for it."

Li He: “…”

Chi Xiao opened his fingers and one eye to observe him secretly.

His brows were furrowed and he looked unhappy.

"Lear, bring the medicine box."

Li Er, who was squatting as punishment, immediately jumped up to a height of 1.8 meters and said, "Yes, Dalang!"

Soon, the medicine box was placed on the stone table.

Lear came like a monkey, was covered with thorns like a monkey, and walked away at a height of 1.8 meters, 1.6 meters, 1.8 meters, and 1.6 meters.

"Sit down, I'll give you some medicine."

Li He sat down obediently.

After the gauze was removed, the wound on the forehead was clearly visible.

"It's disfigured." He picked up a cotton swab and slowly wiped away the blood that had seeped out.

Li He looked expectantly, "If I'm not popular with girls anymore, can you take me in?"

"...I'm not a girl?"

Li He was stunned.

He crumpled the words and savored them carefully, "Will you like me?"

Chi Xiao: "How old are you? You talk about love and affection every day."

Li He: "If not on my mouth, then on yours?"

Chi Xiao: "? Wow."

Li He's gaze moved down to her lips.

The desire to kiss was obvious, but there was no positive feedback.

Chi Xiao: "I want to kiss, so I bought a kiss burner."

Li He: “…Wow.”

The wound was rebandaged, and even the wound on the palm was treated.

She asked him, "Are you still going to the variety show the day after tomorrow?"

Li He: "The contract has been signed. If you don't go, you will have to pay liquidated damages."

Chi Xiao said, "Master Li can earn back this amount of liquidated damages with just a few clicks."

"Hmm~~~" Li He denied it with a nasal hum, "I'll save it for you."

Chi Xiao raised his eyebrows, his expression instantly becoming happy, "I was actually controlled by you."

"Then can I assume..." the man gradually approached, "that our relationship has become closer?"

Chi Xiao curled his lips and said, "Let's see."

Before leaving, Chi Xiao went to see Dr. Xiong.

Dr. Xiong was washing vegetables in the kitchen. "Would you like to stay for dinner?"

"No."

"That would save us some food."

...Is this because she eats too much?!

She put two black cards between her fingers and casually put them into Dr. Xiong's shirt pocket. "Hire some help. Don't be so old at such a young age."

"Why do you have so many black cards!?"

"It's his." Chi Xiao pointed at Li He, then looked worried, "It's hard for you to support those money-eating beasts."

Dr. Xiong rarely showed a relieved smile, "There will always be some worthy people, like you."

Chi Xiao felt a lump in his throat and was inexplicably moved.

Dr. Xiong: "You eat more than anyone else."

...The touching ending.

When leaving, Li Yilier cried bitterly and knelt in front of her, hugging her thighs and begging sincerely.

"Da Lang, don't leave. Stay with us for a few days. Money's a bit tight lately, so please accompany me for some practice."

? If you’re short on money, chop it off!

"Da Lang, stay for a few days. There will be activities in the evening. You haven't seen the joint evening party scheduled last night yet."

What activity?

Carrot meeting.

Eh... there's nothing we can do. After all, we're all psychotic and can't resist my charm.

My sister's beauty is fascinating and her spirit will live on forever.

Just one day after returning, he gained the sincere support of the perverted twins.

This kind of personality charm can drive men crazy and women have their periods. It is the nemesis of depression and the savior of vegetative patients. It is so handsome that it can express the longing and unrequited love of the five-guarantee households in the village for the widow.

Chi Xiao said naturally, "Being liked is my destiny, I understand."

The twins looked at each other.

They both said in unison: "Actually, we also want a black card."

Chi Xiao: “(?o?o!)”

His eyes revealed a threat and his aura exuded an evil spirit.

They both said in unison: "Any other card will work!"

Chi Xiao took out the cards from his pocket and said, "Let's play Landlord."

Two people: "..."

"Why don't you thank the Lord for His grace?" A sinister and terrifying voice said.

The two of them trembled with fear and quickly took it with both hands, saying in unison: "Thank you, Lord!"

While he was still talking, the person had already run away.

After so many years, I never thought that the person who once enjoyed bullying others would one day bow down to the enemy.

Chi Xiao looked at Li He.

The latter: "...Should I kneel too?"

No one cares.

Chi Xiao put his hands in his pockets and walked out of the society, "You go back to your home, I go back to mine."

Just as he finished speaking, a shiny Mercedes-Benz nanny car came rushing towards them, made a beautiful turn, braked suddenly and stopped in front of the two of them.

As soon as the car stopped, a gorgeous woman in a white suit got out from the driver's seat.

"Finally found you." The woman took off her sunglasses and smiled a terrifying smile. "I haven't seen you for a day. Did you miss me?"

It's a chainsaw maniac!

"How did you know we were here!" Chi Xiao was shocked.

Few people knew she came from the Tumbler Orphanage! How did she find her way here?

Could it be... could it be that the price of becoming famous is to be stripped down to nothing but your underwear?

What to do if I feel vaguely excited!

Changshou curled his lips and sneered, "To make a living out there, of course you have to rely on connections, sister."

Damn, I made calls all night and finally caught you!

"boarding!!"

Chi Xiao didn't dare to get in. What if there were some volatile aphrodisiacs in the car? If he got in, he would be walking into a tiger's mouth!

Changshou took out a chainsaw from the trunk and asked, "Do you want me to treat you?"

Chi Xiao winked and smiled, then ran away.

"Go pick up your young master! I'll go first!"

Li He reached out to call her, but she had disappeared.

He turned around and looked at Changshou with a cold face.

Changshou Wujue spread his hands and said, "I haven't made a move yet, just pretend to be the hero."

After deciding on the hero and heroine of the book, she no longer had anything to fear. Every day when she opened her eyes, she would burn incense and pray to Buddha, asking God to strike her with lightning.

Ever since I put life and death aside, I have lived a more refreshed life.

Li He lowered his head in thought, "Is it really so obvious?"

Changshou asked back, "What do you think?"

Thinking about last night, she called him a pretentious guy with a look of disgust. Could it be that she had been discovered a long time ago?

"Which male protagonist doesn't pretend?" Changshou, holding a chainsaw, leaned against the car body. "The rich pretend to be cool, the poor pretend to be arrogant, the yandere pretends to be normal, the boy pretends to be a little wolf. The strong fatherly image pretends to be dominant, the ruthless pretends to be cold, the superior bows his head for love, and the arrogant willingly sinks..."

At this point, she snorted coldly, "I've read more novels than you wet your diapers as a child."

Li He was eager to learn and asked, "Based on Xiaoxiao's personality, which role should I play best?"

Changshou smiled elegantly, "You are suitable for erotic writing."

“? Wow.”

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