"Why didn't you have sex last night! Why why why why!!!" Changshou's eyes gradually became crazy, like a goat that wanted to eat people.

It’s only one step away! Just one step away and we’ll be home!!

Chi Xiao said indifferently, "My period is here."

"..." Changshou was holding the chainsaw in an awkward position, and seemed to lose his strength after a moment.

"As a girl, you should know that I will die if we have sex. If I die, you won't even have the hope of returning home."

That makes sense. We can't be so reckless.

If the heroine died, she would not be able to go home and see her mother.

Changshou thought for a long time and felt that he should play it safe and win.

Didn’t the thunder from the sky yesterday prove that everything in the dream was real?

And what is before my eyes is all a dream.

She didn't belong here.

Changshou turned off the chainsaw and asked calmly, "What do you want to eat?"

Chi Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, "Orange juice?"

"You wait!"

As soon as the person left, Chi Xiao scratched his hair helplessly.

Just leave like that?

And thoughtfully prepare breakfast?

After what happened last night, who would dare to eat here?!

Chi Xiao rushed into Li He's room and shook him out of bed, "Let's go! Let's go!"

Li He slept with a somewhat distant and distant look. When he opened his eyes, his cold expression instantly turned into helplessness. "What's wrong?"

He had just gotten up, and his voice was a little hoarse.

"Your housekeeper has gone crazy! He needs to cook for us!"

Li He woke up immediately and stopped pretending. He quickly got out of bed and went to wash up.

"It's already so late and you're still taking a shower!"

"You have to brush your teeth." Li He hurriedly squeezed toothpaste and squeezed another one for Chi Xiao. "It usually takes her more than an hour to cook. We still have time."

“…” Chi Xiao took it immediately and started brushing his teeth with a huff.

Before I could finish brushing my teeth, the door was kicked open.

The two were startled and looked over, just in time to see Changshou walking towards them with a chainsaw in one hand and orange juice in the other.

The orange juice is of a certain brand.

No wonder it moves so fast.

"What's for breakfast?"

The two looked at each other and said in unison: "Man Han Banquet."

"Eat shit!" Changshou put the orange juice on the table beside him and pretended to pull the chain saw.

Chi Xiao immediately raised his hands in surrender, "Ahhhhh!! I've come up with a perfect idea!!"

Changshou stopped and listened attentively.

"How about we go out to eat?"

Changshou has already sounded the chainsaw.

Chi Xiao quickly swallowed the toothpaste and said in a gentle voice, "It was just a joke. Why are you so weak?"

Changshou said sternly, "Don't play tricks on me! I'm warning you two, there's a bomb in the basement. If you make me angry, I'll drag you down with me!"

Chi Xiao snorted.

Unless it was an instant explosion, she would definitely be able to escape safely.

Hey...why would you bother with so many things when you're just a madman who wants to go home?

Chi Xiao quickly comforted her, "My period will end in five days. We will definitely do it after six days, all day and all night long without repeating ourselves! Don't worry!"

Changshou is not so easy to coax. "I looked through the trash can this morning and didn't see any bloody sanitary napkins."

Chi Xiao was sweating profusely.

It's just a lie I told casually, there's no time to prepare physical evidence.

"Here, do you want to come and take a look?" Li He pointed to the trash can in the toilet.

"Humph! You tricked me into coming here and then you chop me off on the shoulder? I'm not that easy to fool!" Changshou rolled his shoulders and raised the chainsaw threateningly, "Come here and have some orange juice!"

"..."

"Don't worry, I will take good care of you until your aunt passes away. After all, you are the heroine, my little ancestor."

Chi Xiao laughed awkwardly, "...Actually, I can be not."

"Why are you hesitating? Do you want me to come over and feed you?" Changshou lowered his voice, and his whole body seemed full of oppression.

Chi Xiao quickly grabbed Li He's neck and said, "Tell me now! Do you have a beloved lover abroad? Tell me—"

Li He was pinched so hard that he saw stars. He said humbly, "Yes... I have Bai Yueguang."

Chi Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, let go of his hand and helped him tidy up his appearance, then listened to his next line calmly and expectantly.

"It's you."

The toothbrush in Chi Xiao's hand was instantly crushed. He was a little bit unbelievable, "...What did you say?"

"I've liked you since eight years ago. After I got off the ship, I kept looking for you but couldn't find you. I almost missed you when we met by chance at the food court because I didn't recognize you. Fortunately... fortunately, our two families got married, so I didn't miss you again."

Chang Shou laughed sharply and heartily, "Hahahahaha!! And there's a marriage! You really are the heroine! You fit all my fantasies about romance novels! I will definitely... definitely wrap myself around you like a python!!"

Seeing the sudden loss in her eyes, he apologized: "I said it subconsciously, I'm sorry."

"...There's nothing to be sorry about, just brush your teeth." Chi Xiao turned around, took a new toothbrush, squeezed toothpaste on it again, and brushed his teeth slowly.

Li He leaned closer, "Are you angry?"

"How can you tell that I'm angry?"

It seems... not, but why do I feel like I have calmed down?

"Smile..."

Chi Xiao said nothing.

Li He wasn't sure if she was really angry, so he stretched out his finger and hesitated to poke her cheek.

In the end, he still didn't dare and put his hand down when he was about to touch it.

Chi Xiao glanced at him and turned to look at him.

His fingers touched the side of her face with unerring precision.

It's soft and feels great.

His heart suddenly skipped a beat, like the night eight years ago when they hugged each other tightly, and like the softness on his fingertips at this moment.

Chi Xiao frowned, observing the fanatical possessiveness that flashed across his eyes uncertainly, and then froze.

His ears were red, and there was no trace of his former clarity in his eyes, as if he was about to swallow someone in one gulp.

"Hands away."

Li He raised his eyebrows slightly, his tone full of ease, "Oh."

Changshou was puzzled.

Why are you suddenly not afraid of the chainsaw anymore?

"oi! You two little brats!"

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