"I have to work hard, otherwise I won't be able to go home. You know, time travelers like us are either dead or half-dead in reality." Changshou poked his head, "I often dream that there is a handsome guy waiting for me in the hospital when I wake up."

Chi Xiao went up to her and put his forehead against hers, then felt her pulse with his hand, "Do you have a system?"

"You mean Brother Tongzi?"

My pulse quickens!

"You really have!?"

Changshou shook his head, "If I had a system, I would have known who the male and female protagonists were a long time ago."

Chi Xiao was half-believing and half-doubting, "Who are the male and female protagonists?"

Changshou: “I don’t know.”

Chi Xiao: "..."

Changshou smiled shyly, "It depends on who has both money and power."

In Jianghu City, the Li family's reputation and strength are among the best, and they are far ahead of the rest.

She continued, "Ever since the young master came of age, I've secretly given him aphrodisiacs many times, each time with a different woman. Hey... he's useless. He hasn't been able to conceive a child in all these years, so there's no way he can let me go home."

Poor Li Ge was played around by Changshou using aphrodisiacs.

Chi Xiao's mouth twitched, "Where's the Second Young Master?"

"The Second Young Master is away from home all year round, so there's no chance to feed him." Changshou extended his index finger and placed it on Chi Xiao's lips. "Shh, I know you want to ask about the Young Master. He likes to disappear, and there are never many girls around him. It's useless to drug him if he's alone."

Chi Xiao was silent, and suddenly said, "What if you traveled through time to a BL novel?"

Changshou was devastated, as if the sky had fallen. "Impossible! I've never read a BL novel!!"

"You've seen the short video commentary, right?" Seeing the other party about to burst into tears, Chi Xiao continued to fan the flames, "NP porn, GL sweet, bestiality, fan fiction, mutual attack, cool, abusive, eunuch, and emperor fiction..."

New media is developing so rapidly these days, and everyone wants to get a piece of the action. Can you guarantee that all you'll see are pornographic articles?

Changshou stepped back, covering his ears and shouting, "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I saw a painting in his room last time! I knew it was you at first glance!"

"..." Chi Xiao frowned, "You are so honest, you tell me everything."

Changshou's mood quickly stabilized, and he squinted his eyes and tilted his head, "I am sick."

Chi Xiao was indifferent.

She can tell whether someone is sick or not just by looking at them.

There was a vague feeling of foreboding.

Chi Xiao took a step back and said seriously, "I don't care if you are sick or not, just stay away from Li He."

Changshou covered his mouth and chuckled, laughing like a sickly girl, "Oh~~ You know it!"

She smiled with satisfaction and finally opened the door. "I hope you have a good sleep tonight."

A flying kiss gave Chi Xiao goosebumps.

"..."

How could anyone be crazier than her?

An ominous premonition rushed to the top of my head.

Aphrodisiac...

No way, no way... There can't be such a crazy and insane person...

Chi Xiao quickly opened the door and looked awkwardly at the person who suddenly appeared in front of him.

"...Xiaoxiao?" Li He was wearing a white bathrobe with dark-patterned cassia flowers, and his voice was a little hoarse.

Chi Xiao looked at his abnormally flushed face and his movements which seemed to be at 0.5 times the speed, and complained about him thousands of times in his heart.

Finally it comes together into two words.

It’s over.

Changshou jumped out from the dark corner and kicked Li He into the room.

"Hahahahahaha!! All my efforts tonight were in vain!"

Think about how she had to make the mechanism and cook ten dishes in an hour. The frustration of her hands being so tired that they were cramping was finally perfectly released!

Today's aphrodisiac is a lethal dose. If it doesn't work, Li He will die!

Young master, I'm very sorry. Although I earn 20,000 yuan a month and do nothing, I live in such a big villa and don't have to pay for water and electricity.

But she really... is going home...

Li He was staggering and was about to overwhelm the person when Chi Xiao turned sideways and put his arm around his waist.

She held her forehead and smiled bitterly, "Changshou, you are really a talented person."

As soon as he finished speaking, a thick steel door pressed down from above and locked perfectly.

Longevity means laughing towards the sky.

Haha, I didn’t expect that!

Just in case, do both.

Changshou smiled with satisfaction and pressed the mechanism in his hand.

"Cook hard, I'm going home."

There was some movement nearby, Chi Xiao turned his head to look over, and saw an eggshell toy bird.

It popped out of its shell with a note in its beak.

"If he doesn't do it, he'll die."

Chi Xiao almost died of laughter.

If he doesn't do it, he will die. So if he does it, won't he not die?

It's not like you have to do it with her, can't you just release it?

As long as you can reach Lhasa, it doesn’t matter whether you drive or ride a horse.

"Want to watch a movie?"

Li He's eyes were blurry. He tried to stand up, but he couldn't stand and fell on the carpet.

He lay on his side, supporting himself with his hands, tilted his head and asked, "What movie?"

Chi Xiao: "...pure love film."

"Okay..." Li He got up from the ground, stumbled to the 100-inch TV, and turned it on. "I wanted to watch it with you last time, but there was no chance."

Good job, Li He, you look innocent on the outside, but you're actually so horny inside! And you still want to watch a pure love movie with her!?

The TV screen lit up, and after a few clips of footage were shown, the traditional opening sound of the movie sounded.

“Ding↘Ding↗Ding~Ding~~”

This is a romantic art film that Xia Lin spent a huge amount of money to shoot with his own money two years ago.

The story is slow-paced but heartwarming.

Chi Xiao had never seen it, but she felt that the person in front of her seemed too calm.

She asked him, "Don't you realize that something is wrong with you?"

Li He said in a low voice, "I know."

"I know you still..."

Li He interrupted her and said, "It was my own carelessness. I shouldn't have implicated you."

He exhaled a breath of hot air, his voice hoarse and sexy, "This kind of thing is only interesting when you and I are willing. I know you don't want to, so you don't dare."

Chi Xiao was suddenly speechless.

The two did not speak for a long time.

His breathing was fluctuating, and his half-exposed chest muscles moved up and down, looking particularly attractive.

"Um...how about changing the movie?" It's too literary and doesn't seem to fit the atmosphere at the moment.

"Go out, I want to calm down alone."

Chi Xiao turned his face away, tore the iron door into pieces with an expressionless face, opened the door and went out.

As soon as she left, the people in the room seemed to have lost all their strength and fell powerlessly on the expensive carpet.

Waves of hoarse, low panting sounds echoed in the room.

In fact, Li He didn't eat much, because he took too much longevity medicine, so the powder on the cola chicken wings had not completely melted.

He saw the white powder on the chicken wings and thought it was spice, so he dipped a little in it and ate it, but it didn't taste right so he stopped eating.

I just licked it and didn't touch the rest.

Just think about how powerful the aphrodisiac Changshou used was.

After Chi Xiao left, Li He sat alone on the carpet watching the replay of today's variety show live.

Clear barrage mode and watch her over and over again.

He even took out his phone to find the right angle to take pictures, but his hands were shaking so much that he was not satisfied with any of the pictures he took after taking more than a dozen, so he simply asked someone for a high-definition version.

【Send me today's negatives. 】

Not long after, Xia Lin replied on WeChat: [Are you fucking sick? Where did you get the negatives of my livestream? Idiot!]

Comes with a Panda man giving the middle finger emoticon pack.

Chi Xiao outside the door couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked in and cut off the live broadcast, "I told you to watch a pure love movie, not a pure love warrior movie!"

Li He lowered his head, shrank his body, buried his head in his knees, sobbed, and said in a hoarse voice: "I just like watching this."

"..."

Bodhisattva, why are you still crying?

Such a big guy is crying, it really makes people feel useless sympathy.

That's just how she is. She feels an immense pleasure in lowering herself to please others.

"Go away and let me fend for myself."

How is this possible?

Chi Xiao walked over, put his hands behind his back, lowered his head to look at him between his thigh and cheek, "Are you really crying?"

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