The CEO admires the strong? I have been able to breathe independently since I was a child

"When Grandmother Jia found out about the affair between Sun Wukong and Lin Daiyu, she angrily drove them away.

The distraught Sun Wukong made a scene in the Heavenly Palace out of anger, but was crushed under the Five Finger Mountain by Lin Chong's explosive attack.

After that, he was rescued by Zhou Yu on his sixth expedition to Qishan. Sun Wukong had no choice but to follow Tang Monk to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. After being given a Buddhist name, he returned to Huaguo Mountain and planned to find the Crimson Pearl Fairy to renew their relationship.

Unexpectedly, the Heavenly Court turned against them and sent Erlang Zhenjun to suppress them.

At the critical moment, Jia Baoyu came to challenge, blabbering about their childhood friendship, which made Sun Wukong lose his temper and uproot the weeping willow tree on the spot..."

Xia Lin held up the camera, "Cut! Is this right?"

Li Qi: "Shut up about a play you shouldn't be directing."

Fanfan: "Why does my head feel confused when I hear this?"

Chi Xiao: "Don't worry about it, I'm the director now."

After all the individual tasks were completed, the six people gathered together and performed a play using the characters they had played, which moved the audience in front of the screen to tears.

This is Xia Lin’s request.

Zhou Lanyue looked at Xia Lin and asked, "You don't want to take care of it?"

Xia Lin made a zipper-pulling motion towards his mouth.

Chi Xiao continued:

"Before the two armies, Zhuge Liang spoke out in a mighty rhetoric, attempting to use his clever words to coax Sun Wukong into surrendering, thus achieving victory for Heaven without a fight.

Unexpectedly, the Crimson Pearl Fairy suddenly appeared midway. With tears in her eyes, she and Zhuge Liang engaged in a bickering exchange of insults that lasted for three days and three nights without a clear outcome.

The two were thirsty and drank the roujiamo and spicy soup that Wu Dalang had given them. Little did they know that the soup contained a love potion that made the Crimson Pearl Fairy blush and her heart beat fast.

Sun Wukong was heartbroken and carried the man to Huaguo Mountain. The two of them made love, not knowing what heaven and earth were.

Li Qi: "Cut! This couple is so weird."

Chi Xiao: "I'll play my cards first and see if they're good. If you keep doing this, I'm going to make Zhuge Liang and Erlang Shen a couple."

Li Qi glanced at Li He and shut up.

Chi Xiao: "When Wang Xifeng saw her beloved wife being stolen away by Sun Wukong, she was filled with resentment and sent Ximen Qing, a man of unparalleled strength and courage, to go in and out of the Flower-Fruit Mountain seven times, and finally rescued the Crimson Pearl Fairy.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he was surrounded by heavenly soldiers and generals. Fortunately, Wu Song stood up at this time and scared away the 20-strong army with a trick of empty city.

Lu Lihuai: "Cut! Wen Nuan, have you ever read the Four Great Classics?"

Chi Xiao raised his eyebrows and said, "Come here."

Lu Lihuai opened his mouth, but his mind was in a mess and he didn't know what to say, so he simply shut up and motioned her to continue.

"When Sun Wukong saw the beautiful girl disappear from his sight, he took out his golden cudgel and rushed to the West to find the Buddha, asking him to rewrite the marriage book.

The Buddha was so frightened that he transformed into a spirit pearl and reincarnated into the body of the old man Wang Lang.

With the blessing of magical powers, he had no respect for superiors and assassinated Sun Ce of Jiangdong at night.

Seeing her lover's tragic death, Da Qiao was heartbroken.

It happened that Sun Quan frequently showed goodwill to him, so he had no choice but to follow him.

The Crimson Pearl Fairy thought she had given the wrong stone to someone else, so she jumped off the Zhuxian Terrace and met another stone, Jia Baoyu.

It’s a pity that Sun Wukong missed the chance to meet the Fairy of the Crimson Pearl after many twists and turns, and openly bankrupted the Jia family.

At this point, the Four Great Classics became art."

The adaptation is very good, kneading the four great classics into a pile of shit and stuffing it into people's mouths, but what should the parents at home do?

Xia Lin: "Is life still going well?"

Chi Xiao: "There is no copyright, I can say whatever I want."

Lu Lihuai: "The Monkey King's fans could drown you with a single spit. You've completely destroyed the legacy left by our ancestors."

Li Qi: "That's wrong. No matter how good or bad the adaptation is, there will always be people who criticize you."

Chi Xiao curled his lips and looked at Li He.

The latter seemed to have just come out of his trance of staring at his wife, "I'll play Lin Daiyu, and you play Sun Wukong."

After saying that, he paused and asked, "When can we make love?"

A caring man will only blindly affirm the other person's creative thinking and ask for something in return.

Chi Xiao was touched, "Heng Leng, if I leave you, who will spoil me into an embryo?"

and many more.

wrong.

"Turning the pages is an adjective, not a verb."

Li He expressed regret slightly.

Zhou Lanyue glared at Li He and said, "There are minors here, don't drive."

Fanfan looked shy and pinched his fingers, "I just turned eighteen this year~~~"

"..."

Li Qi suggested, "Since we have the rules, why not break them down and reorganize them, and play however we want."

After discussing for a long time, they still couldn't come up with a final solution to connect all the characters that had appeared.

In the end, Xia Lin made concessions on behalf of the program team.

The roles are reversed, and one person can only perform one of the roles played today.

No other characters are allowed to appear, and no violation of social order and morality is allowed.

Chi Xiao's mind raced, and he quickly recited the script. After several revisions, a masterpiece of shit poetry wrapped in chocolate came out.

Chi Xiao chose Zhou Yu, and Li He chose Zhuge Liang right after.

Although the two have never met each other, Romance of the Three Kingdoms is very popular.

The impact of the two contradictions of "When the song is wrong, Zhou Lang looks back" and "If there is Yu, why is there Liang?" is comparable to the domineering CEO's words "If my woman loses a hair, you will be buried with her!"

Li Qi: "I object. Leng Han's gangster temperament is outrageous for him to play the prime minister of Shu."

invalid objection.

Li Qi was forced by Xia Lin to choose Sun Wukong and form the Sheng Dai CP with Lin Daiyu played by Lu Lihuai.

Fanfan challenges the spicy Wang Xifeng, and Zhou Lanyue is the cowardly and timid Tang Monk.

Obviously, the subsequent filming will focus on Li Qi and Lu Lihuai.

After all, the popularity of the Shengdai CP is not unpopular on the Internet.

The first male protagonist of Journey to the West and the first female protagonist of A Dream of Red Mansions, one is the Monkey King, the other is a fairy from other worlds, one is sunny and bright, the other is delicate and sensitive.

They are all four great classics, a perfect match.

Xia Lin shoots whatever netizens like and is never afraid of being criticized.

The story goes something like this:

Sun Wukong, having completed his studies at the Three Stars Cave on the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, passed by the Jia Mansion and saw Lin Daiyu burying flowers in grief. He approached and asked:

"Good girl, what has wronged you?"

Lin Daiyu shed tears and refused to speak, just kept wiping her tears with her handkerchief.

"Don't cry, dear girl. Tell me who hurt you, and I'll go and vent your anger on your behalf."

Lin Daiyu hesitated to speak, and as she hurried away she dropped her scented handkerchief. Sun Wukong picked it up and tried to return it, but the graceful figure was gone.

He felt pity for her and understood that it was not easy for her, so he secretly helped her and wanted her to get what she wanted.

Later we learned that she was born with a weak body and would not live long.

"Lian Xiancao died in Rongguo Mansion, and the Monkey King angrily drew a book of life and death."

So, Sun Wukong saw Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang playing the piano and chatting in the underworld.

The two hit it off immediately. Putting aside their political stances, they analyzed the situation of the Three Kingdoms thoroughly in just a few words.

Don't be fooled by the fact that Chi Xiao and Li He were chatting and laughing. In fact, Chi Xiao was backing out and Li He was playing the piano. They were talking about the Crazy Thursday McDonald's discount shopping coupons and red envelope benefits. Which one should they choose to get the biggest discount?

The two of them were still in costumes, looking genuinely funny.

Xia Lin: "Hey! You two, get serious! Wen Nuan! Get your damn hand off the Prime Minister's thigh!"

Chi Xiao curled his lips, patted Li He's butt, and then withdrew his hand.

Li Qi came over, but Xia Lin pushed him away, "What do you want?"