The CEO admires the strong? I have been able to breathe independently since I was a child
Chapter 273: Both Variety Show and Immoral
She was too lazy to say anything more to her and looked at the middle-aged man next to her.
Now, that's a bit more reliable.
"I just remembered now, what have you been doing? I really want to beat you to death."
There was a chewy quality to his speech, like a piece of dry bread bobbing in his mouth.
Chi Xiao picked out a piece of elbow meat from between his teeth and placed it in front of him.
The man calmed down and said, "You're too nice to me. I'm going to beat you up too."
Chi Xiao knew that he had encountered the hot-tempered Northwest Hammer King.
But it doesn’t matter, the variety show effect will come as soon as you say it.
Chi Xiao: "Let's go to the square and ask Hu Delu if there are any cameras."
Man: "Come back. Get a fashionable hairstyle and I'll tell you."
Chi Xiao raised his hand and pulled the rubber band, and his silky and smooth hair fell on his back and was randomly rubbed into various shapes.
She turned sideways, showing the man her beautiful profile, and cast a wink at him in an extremely natural manner.
The man's heart was immediately moved, and his soul seemed to be hooked away by the hair.
"Um, I'll take you to find the camera."
The group followed the Northwest Hammer King in a mighty procession towards the northwest.
On the way, Chi Xiao received a call from Li Qi.
He was absent-minded, but his tone sounded like he was complaining, "Teacher Wen, when you are done with your work, please come and help me. I can't take it anymore."
It turned out that Li Qi focused on finding someone according to Lu Lihuai's speculation, but found nothing.
After being busy for more than an hour, he didn't even see the shadow of the Queen of the Kingdom of Women and was mercilessly ridiculed by Xia Lin.
There was no way. Li Qi was very competitive and didn't care what Lu Lihuai would think. He quickly called Chi Xiao for advice.
Chi Xiao ate a candied haws and said casually, "What if the person you're looking for isn't a human?"
"No way...are the production team so perverted?"
"Do I need to tell you the most direct way to get the news?"
Li Qi glanced at Xia Lin beside him and said, "He's here. Tell me what to do. I'm ready to take action anytime."
Xia Lin, danger.
"Seize his phone and check the chat history."
Li Qi smiled and said, "You have both a sense of variety and are immoral, just like you."
He hung up the phone, turned around quickly, jumped onto Xia Lin's shoulder with a quick sprint, took the phone in his hand, and started to check.
Xia Lin rolled his eyes, grabbed his ankle and swung him down hard.
The figure fell to the ground, and the agile body rolled several times in the air before landing steadily.
Then, he lowered his head to look at his phone and walked forward without looking back.
"..."
Xia Lin was speechless. He turned around and looked around. He felt that this guy was not worth filming, so he planned to call the assistant director to ask about Chi Xiao's situation.
He reached into his trouser pocket.
Wow, what a big hole.
Looking down, the edge of his black boxer briefs was faintly visible.
"Li Qi!!" Xia Lin was furious. "You bastard! I'm going to twist you into an octopus!"
At this moment, something fell from the sky and landed in front of Xia Lin in a graceful arc.
is a cell phone.
It was smashed to pieces and the screen was shattered into pieces.
Xia Lin clenched his fists and roared to the sky, "Li--Qi--"
The person has disappeared.
Li Qi became excited and called Chi Xiao to report the situation. "Teacher Wen, you are truly a living Zhuge Liang. It turns out that what I'm looking for is not a person! It's a cassock! No, I'm not the Black Bear Demon, why would I be looking for a cassock? What does Xia Lin mean!?"
Chi Xiao's attitude was perfunctory. "Great, it's a chat record. Now I have to believe it."
"I'll lead Xia Lin over, and we'll meet at the farmers' market."
Chi Xiao said "hmm", hung up the phone and smiled faintly at Zhou Lanyue, "Teacher Zhou, are you okay?"
Zhou Lanyue gritted her teeth and persisted, veins popping out on her arms, "I can do this!"
Look at how his legs are shaking, it's like he's been practicing cycling all day.
Li He leaned against the wooden door with his arms folded, his deep eyes staring at Chi Xiao's profile without any concealment, and his body revealed a bit of uncontrollable oppression from time to time.
"Young man, if you can't do it, don't force it."
"We sisters weigh almost 400 to 500 kilograms combined. If you're not good at fighting, it'll take a lot of effort!"
Zhou Lanyue's face was thin and red, "How long will it take?"
Chi Xiao glanced at the hourglass beside him and said, "Fifteen minutes."
"Ah——!" Zhou Lanyue screamed, "Help me bribe the staff!"
Chi smiled but said nothing.
"Teacher Wen, please." The voice was impatient, as if someone was in a hurry to go to the toilet but couldn't find any paper.
Following the guidance of the Northwest Hammer King, Chi Xiao and the other two successfully found the cameras left behind by the program crew and met with the guests.
They are twin sisters, two kind-looking women.
No.
To be precise, a fitness trainer.
He was about 1.8 meters tall, wearing a brown vest and loose sweatpants, and his exposed elbows were even bigger than Li He's.
When the back line is tense, it looks like a mountain.
One punch can kill a buffalo.
"I'm Big Sister Qiao."
"I'm your younger sister, Xiao Qiao."
Zhou Lanyue’s task was to carry two fitness coaches who were over 1.8 meters tall on her hands and make them do horse stance for half an hour.
For the spoiled young master, this kind of hard work is almost fatal.
Chi Xiao felt relieved.
Wonderful.
It turns out that not only my own tasks are perverted, but everyone else's are as well.
I suddenly felt a lot happier.
"Teacher Zhou, one is your destined wife, Xiao Qiao, and the other is your good brother's wife, Da Qiao. You must hold on."
"No way." Zhou Lanyue breathed rapidly, "I'm not good with strength, and they're using force secretly. My arm seems to be broken."
Chi Xiao was unmoved.
Zhou Lanyue was about to cry.
A grown man, surrounded by so many people and feeling embarrassed to leave people behind, had to persevere desperately.
"Two sisters, please give me some water." Chi Xiao walked over and patted the two women on the shoulders. "After the mission is over, we will take you to Teacher Li to ask for Polaroid photos and autographs. I heard that Teacher Lu is also here. If we take a photo together, the collection value will be maximized."
The collection value is fake, it can be sold mainly for money.
To get a photo and autograph from a top star, the price would have to start from four figures.
They both looked at her, "Really?"
"If I lied to you, he would be a dog." Chi Xiao pointed at Zhou Lanyue.
Zhou Lanyue forced a smile and said, "Please let me go, sisters."
The two looked at each other and quickly jumped off Zhou Lanyue.
Zhou Lanyue's legs went limp and she fell on Chi Xiao.
Li He narrowed his eyes slightly, walked over and pulled Zhou Lanyue over to lean on his shoulder.
The latter was stunned, forgetting the suffering he had just endured, and was as surprised as a piece of wood.
The fujoshi around had tears in their eyes and took out their phones to take pictures.
"Even if this couple is shit, I'll eat it first as a sign of respect!"
"As long as I think they are real, they are real!"
"Let's have fun by my bed every night!"
The two disliked each other and kept their distance.
Zhou Lanyue completed the task and drew the second character.
Wu Dalang.
"I know, look for Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing and Wu Song!"
Chi Xiao was very pleased, "Why are you looking for them?"
Zhou Lanyue was slightly stunned. "Isn't it someone who is related to Wu Dalang..."
The eldest young master is the eldest young master, silly and naive.
"Go find Wu Dalang's sesame cakes."
"Are you hungry again?" Zhou Lanyue curled her lips, "You really can eat."
Chi Xiao shook his head, "Stupid, stupid."
As I walked over, I saw that the owner of the Wu Dalang pancake stall was wearing a microphone, and it was obvious that he had a mission.
Zhou Lanyue said nothing more, turned around and walked into the crowd to look for Wu Dalang Shaobing.
At this time, Chi Xiao's phone rang again.
It’s Dr. Xiong.
She picked up the phone and heard miserable howling sounds.
"Something's happened, something serious has happened! You're in big trouble!!"
"? What crazy thing have I done again?"
Dr. Xiong almost fainted, and he barely saved himself by pinching his philtrum with his hands.
"Those beasts ran out onto the street and blew up the shithole while I wasn't paying attention!"
"... Just blow it up. It's not like we haven't blown up shit before."
"It's the septic tank under the district government building."
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