The CEO admires the strong? I have been able to breathe independently since I was a child

Chapter 268: I will report Concubine Xi for her crime of desecrating the harem

“…Huh?” Chi Xiao was stunned.

The old man said: "My performance is not bad. Lady Qi's line is no different from the Imperial Jade Wine, which costs one hundred and eighty yuan a cup."

Chi Xiao was ashamed.

What's not bad about it?

Xia Lin: "Uncle, do you understand this?"

The old man's eyes were bright, "I'm only 38 this year!"

Xia Lin's admiring expression froze.

The old man said with great joy: "A man is in his prime at 31, but a class teacher looks like an old lady at 40.

My family has been teachers for generations. There’s nothing we can do about it. We’re tired of living like this.

Since I graduated and became a homeroom teacher, all my illnesses were listed in my medical reports. This year, I presented them to the principal and politely declined his request to continue teaching.

As he spoke, a light flashed in his eyes that was inconsistent with his appearance.

It was like the last bit of fantasy before being blown to death by the little bee.

Chi Xiao: "How many classes do you lead?"

The 38-year-old middle-aged white-haired man who declined the principal's offer quickly stopped smiling and said, "Five."

Even Grandma Chaoxiong doesn’t have the courage to be a head teacher and teach five classes.

Chi Xiao: "You know the retirement age has been delayed."

The man wiped away his tears and said, "You've crossed the line. I asked you to answer the question, not to stab you."

Chi Xiao: "Then let me ask you now, what did Lady Qi say in her lines?"

The man played the erhu, one note at a time, one word at a time, "I want..."

"Cough cough cough cough!!!" Xia Lin almost coughed his throat to pieces.

The man smiled mysteriously, his occupational illness taking effect. "Student, if you're sick, don't come to class. You can learn knowledge later. If you're sick, your parents should report me to the Education Bureau for not buying you cold medicine."

Be good, I need a monthly leave application. Fill in the date and call your parents to pick you up."

Xia Lin was speechless.

Chi Xiao raised his hand and said, "Teacher, the teacher in the next class has already given the key questions to his students. The end of the semester is almost here, and if I don't do well on the test, it will be hard for you to report it."

The man clenched his fists and thought to himself: Don’t even think about letting the class I teach rank last in the final exam!

"I want to report Concubine Xi... wuwuwu..."

The man's mouth was forcibly covered by the staff and he was carried away like a pig.

"I'm wronged, Principal! My answers are so accurate, you can't do well on an open-book exam! You're the worst class I've ever taught! But it doesn't matter, I'm definitely going to get first place in the year-end performance review!"

Xia Lin: "Openly passing answers to students is a violation of teacher ethics and I will fail the annual assessment."

Man: "Alright! I don't care about teacher ethics anymore! Just give me the money!"

Xia Lin: "This year's finances are tight, so I'll give it to you in a few years."

Man: "I'm going to write a big word 'injustice' on your face!!"

Xia Lin pushed his glasses and turned to look at Chi Xiao, looking like he was enjoying a good show.

"If you can't answer, then..."

"I will report Concubine Xi for her crimes of desecrating the harem and forging an unforgivable crime!"

The smile of success on Xia Lin's face froze.

Can you hear it even when it's pooping like this?

Is this a stethoscope mounted on the erhu?

Could it be that she is really a genius?

Chi Xiao pressed lightly with the hand hidden in his trouser pocket.

A loud voice came from the phone.

"I would like to report Concubine Xi for committing adultery in the harem and for her crimes that cannot be forgiven!

"The palace rules are strict, and Concubine Qi is not allowed to speak nonsense."

……

Oops! I pressed the wrong button!

Chi Xiao grinned, took out his cell phone and silently put it into Xia Lin's pocket.

Xia Lin's cheeks tightened. "You're quite capable, daring to steal my phone."

Chi Xiao: "Nothing special, just practice makes perfect."

After ten minutes of negotiation, under Chi Xiao's cold and high-pressure aura, the usually arrogant Xia Lin gave in and allowed her to draw lots to choose the role.

Under the expectant gazes of the crowd, Chi Xiao drew a unique card carefully prepared by the staff -

Weeping willow!!

“…” Chi Xiao blinked and turned the paper over and over in disbelief, trying to find any trace of human life.

No.

"Is Chui Yang Liu a character from one of the Four Great Classic Novels?!"

Xia Lin spoke confidently, "How dare you refute Lu Zhishen's good partner?"

"..." Chi Xiao lifted his cheek, holding up the paper like a eunuch holding an imperial edict, "Where is Lu Zhishen?"

A rough voice rang out from the crowd.

"Our home is here!"

The crowd of onlookers dispersed and made way.

I saw a three-year-old child with a bald head and wearing a long gown that dragged on the ground. He and Chi Xiao looked at each other with an innocent face.

Next to him was a 1.8-meter-tall strong man.

The strong man pressed the loudspeaker in his hand again——

"Don't look at me, I'm Lu Zhishen's personal bodyguard."

The crowd burst into laughter.

"At least find a junior high school student. You're such a beast letting a three-year-old work here, Xia Lin."

"They're so small, who's going to lift whom?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Chi Xiao went crazy.

"Xia Lin! Your intentions towards me are too obvious! The audience can't stand it anymore!"

Xia Lin said slowly, "I can't find you a fake Lu Zhishen. Come! Lu Zhishen, let me meet you."

The child frowned, took out his phone and video-called his mother, crying, "Mom, someone is laughing at my name... woo woo woo..."

Chi Xiao slid over and knelt, "Who bullied our little brother?"

If no one pays attention to a child crying, just hit him and it will pass. But if someone pays attention, then you have to put on a good show.

Xia Lin, standing next to him, watched coldly, then returned to the role of director with the camera in hand.

Chi Xiao had no experience in coaxing children, and was completely controlled by the little brat. He did whatever he was told to do and was very obedient.

Five minutes later, Chi Xiao, who was kneeling on the ground, stood up suddenly, with his hands on his hips and an angry look on his face.

"Don't cry, or I'll become your grandson."

The strong man said with a cold face, "Collect."

The child stopped crying immediately.

After calming down, Chi Xiao began to think about how to make the three-year-old child carry him up effortlessly and pass the level smoothly.

The righteous way will definitely not work, so we have to use some evil tricks.

What is the essence of Lu Zhishen uprooting the weeping willow?

Pull it out.

As long as it can be pulled out, it doesn't matter what method is used.

She picked up the child and placed him on the strong man's neck. "Little brother, you only need to extend your little hand to help me achieve great things. When my foundation is solid, I will buy you Ultraman."

The child nodded.

Chi Xiao found a rope and tied the corner of his clothes, "Let's do it, Lu Zhishen!"

The child wiped away his tears and pulled the rope.

Chi Xiao immediately fell to the ground, leaving Xia Lin dumbfounded.

"Although the drama is exaggerated, you are exaggerating too much. What about the fantasy drama? What about the process?"

Chi Xiao: "It doesn't matter."

Xia Lin: "I won't give this play a pass."

Chi Xiao made a "tsk" sound, climbed up and punched Xia Lin in the air, "A small temple has strong evil spirits, a shallow pond has many turtles."

Xia Lin: "Who are you scolding?"

Chi Xiao endured it, "Just a little fantasy."

After thinking about it, Chi Xiao decided to use a trick.

She took out her cell phone and called a man.