The CEO admires the strong? I have been able to breathe independently since I was a child
Chapter 261: Selling Dragon Fruit and Fighting for Little Red Flower
The young man speaks quite humorously.
Xia Lin drove up, opened the car door, and Uncle Gu and two bodyguards got out.
The game officially begins.
Lu Lihuai sat in her seat, fixed her makeup, and looked at the acquisition boss who came over with a big smile.
What qualifications does the newcomer who just emerged have to compete with her? He is just a troublemaker who brought money into the group.
She has been acting for so many years that she knows everyone, young or old, male or female.
This time, she must take back all the glory!
Chi Xiao took a sip of water, and before he could start selling to the acquiring boss, he was surrounded by them.
Lu Lihuai's face turned green as he watched the group of people suddenly brake, turn around and stand in front of Chi Xiao's stall.
"I want all the orders. Teacher Wen, please give me an autographed photo and write me some yellow talismans to put up at home to ward off evil."
"What are you talking about? Teacher Wen doesn't have the time to write you a few yellow talismans. Hey, Teacher Wen, I don't want more, just one."
"Teacher Wen, I'm sick and I need your yellow talisman to get better."
"Everyone, step back! I'm the first one here today! I've been waiting for you for so long!"
……
There was a lot of noise at the scene and a fight was about to break out in the next second.
Chi Xiao blinked and said, "What we are saying is that we can satisfy everyone."
Why no one doubts Chi Xiao's strength.
There is a famous ghost-fighting scene in the second half of the variety show, with a line of small words marked in the lower left corner.
No special effects were used in this clip.
Xia Lin knew the audience's psychology and would definitely not believe this short text. He directly used the original film as a behind-the-scenes feature and released all the shots from different angles.
Make a collection, offer membership, and make a small profit.
Who can make money better than a profiteer?
Lu Lihuai was so angry that he clenched his palms and his face turned ashen.
Fanfan came over, took off the radio, and whispered, "Sister, Wen Nuan looks very popular. Don't they even know you?
Not really. You've starred in several hit dramas and appeared at several prestigious evening parties. People who want to see you line up from here to France, but they don't even seem to look at you."
Lu Lihuai pretended to be calm, took off the radio, and said coldly, "A bunch of ignorant country bumpkins."
Fanfan: "There is a beautiful jade in front of them, but they want a stone."
Lu Lihuai glanced at her and said, "Behave yourself. If you say these things, it will only bring me bad luck."
Fanfan pouted, "I'm just standing up for you. A new talent has emerged, more popular than the new generation of young actresses. Not only is she talented, but she also has investors willing to support her.
Eh... there might be a major earthquake in the entertainment industry in the future. But in my heart, my sister is the darling of the entertainment industry."
Lu Lihuai curled his lips. "People with bipolar disorder like her are just fleeting fireworks in the entertainment industry."
Fanfan: "Sister, your drama is about to be released, and then you'll be on the trending searches again. I really envy you. If only my acting skills were as good as yours, I wouldn't have to worry about not having work."
Lu Lihuai sneered inwardly, put on the radio, and continued to wear a friendly smile on his face.
Fanfan curled his lips.
Without any suspense, Chi Xiao took all the orders and drew talismans as everyone requested.
Li He looked at her and said, "You stole the dragon fruit."
Chi Xiao: "...You are slandering me, I didn't cheat."
Li He wiped the corner of her mouth with a tissue, "The evidence is conclusive."
Chi Xiao: "Can what scholars do be called stealing?"
The boss put the whole basket of dragon fruit at her feet and said, "Eat as much as you want!"
More than two hours later, the program crew set out again to return to the town.
On the way back, Xia Lin followed the two of them.
Soon we entered the third stage, looking for help.
Find three capable assistants from the small town, form a team, cut through the thorns in the harem, and ascend to the throne of queen.
Chi Xiao leaned against the wall, stroking his chin and thinking, "Does the assist have to be from the locals?"
Li He: “It’s not written in the rules.”
Chi Xiao: "Oh? Since the rules are not clear..."
Li He: "You don't have to follow the rules."
Chi Xiao: "Let's go find Teacher Zhou and Teacher Li."
Xia Lin was speechless, "No men are allowed in the harem."
Chi Xiao turned his gaze to him and said, "You talk so much. I will take you into my harem first."
Xia Lin: “…”
Chi Xiao picked up the panda-head dragon robe he had just bought, put on a yellow sheet, and waved his hand. "Hen Leng, I appoint you as the Grand Marshal of the Army. Bring Zhou Lanyue and Li Qi to me immediately."
Li He: "I refuse."
Chi Xiao: "..."
Li He: "First, you issue an edict to make me the queen."
Xia Lin: “?”
Great news, there are actually two variety show spoilers!
Chi Xiao took out the wordless heavenly book and said, "By the will of Heaven, the Emperor decrees that the noble lady Han is virtuous and kind..."
Xia Lin interrupted her, "There are little red flowers for assists."
Chi Xiao subconsciously asked, "What's the little red flower for?"
Xia Lin said nothing and just kept backing away.
"Where are you running to?" Chi Xiao immediately pulled the man back, propped his hands against the wall, and used the bed sheet to completely cover the two of them. "Tell me the truth, what is the use of the little red flower."
"Hmph, I won't succumb to your tyranny... Damn it! Let go!"
Chi Xiao pinched his laughter point and nerves, "Royal Concubine, don't disobey me."
She tiptoed closer and whispered in his ear with a bubbly voice, "With so many people here, you don't want me to kiss you, do you?"
Xia Lin's eyes widened, "You're crazy!"
"Hehehehe, if you find that I'm abnormal, don't be afraid, that's my fifth personality, it has absolutely nothing to do with me."
"..."
Warm breath sprayed on his ears, and his face turned red for no reason.
Xia Lin closed his eyes and said, "Collect all the little red flowers and go to the bus station to exchange them for the imperial edict of enthronement."
Chi Xiao nodded in satisfaction, whistled at Xia Lin, whose face was flushed, and showed an extremely obscene smile.
Where is the limit of human vulgarity?
Why does it look exactly like a disgusting kitten!
"Good boy, you did a great job."
Xia Lin: “?”
Chi Xiao stopped and took Li He to look for clues about assists. When he turned the corner, he met Zhou Lanyue and Li Qi who were fighting.
The men said nothing, just elbowed each other.
The assistant director sighed: It has been a long time since I saw such a thrilling fight scene from Teacher Li.
Chi Xiao stood beside him eating melon seeds, while Li He was playing with the hairpin in his hand out of boredom.
Someone in the crowd shouted, "The director is here!"
The men turned a deaf ear and slapped him even harder.
Someone in the crowd shouted again, "Why are the two antonym teachers here too?"
Li Qi suddenly calmed down, but when he was about to retract his fist, Zhou Lanyue attacked him and punched him on the arm.
"Wu Nuan." Li Qi didn't care at all. His mind and eyes were filled with the woman in front of him who was eating melon seeds. "When did you come?"
Chi Xiao: "Why don't you fight anymore?"
Li Qi lowered his head, a little embarrassed, "It's just for fun, for show."
Chi Xiao asked curiously, "Why are you fighting?"
Li Qi: "He stole my little red flower."
Zhou Lanyue: "It's no use for him to trick me into giving me the little red flower."
Chi Xiao's eyes sparkled, "How many little red flowers do you have?"
Li Qi took out two flowers and placed them in Chi Xiao's palm, smiling foolishly, "I took them, here they are for you."
"This, this..." Chi Xiao held Li Qi's hand, "How can I feel embarrassed about this, Teacher Li."
After a pause, she asked, "Why did you take this? It's not part of the Nine Sons' Succession quest."
Li Qi laughed, "Hehe, I found out after asking Mr. Lu for the script."
Xia Lin almost fainted at the scene.
Okay, okay, you are all the boss!
Chi Xiao was moved, "Timely Rain Teacher Li!"
Before Li Qi could say anything sentimental, she looked at Zhou Lanyue again, "Teacher Zhou, do you have a little red flower?"
Zhou Lanyue took out a wrinkled flower from her pocket and said, "Yes..."
Before he could finish his words, Chi Xiao took it away and then disappeared in front of everyone in a flash.
……
“Ahhhh!!! My flowers!”
The first scream in variety show starts here.
Li He was the first to follow.
Next came Li Qi and Xia Lin.
As Chi Xiao's follow PD, he has been running non-stop since the beginning of the show. He just arrived, didn't record anything, and started to follow with a grin on his face.
A group of people came and went in a hurry, and didn't notice that a brand new chainsaw appeared in the corner at some point.
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