"No, buddy..." Xia Lin was cutting fabric to make a beautiful skirt for Chi Xiao's magazine shoot. When he heard this, he immediately threw down the scissors and prepared to listen to the show, "What do you mean your wife? Did the other party agree?"

"Don't worry about that!" Li Qi gave the villa's address and urged, "Come quickly! Help me win a wife and I'll work for you for free for a year."

Xia Lin's eyes lit up.

What does it mean to work for a year for nothing?

This means that you can buy out all the endorsement fees, advertising fees, pay for variety shows, movies, TV series, etc. of the top stars without spending a penny!

Absolute profit!

Xia Lin took off his apron, threw it on the table, poured a bottle of mineral water into his hand, fixed his hair, and set off immediately.

"I'm fucking here!"

In the Chi family's room.

One is watching TV, and the other is watching people watching TV.

The man's eyes were full of smiles, sparkling and doting, his face full of admiration.

Chi Xiao: "Peel an orange."

Li He: "Okay."

After a while, the oranges were eaten.

Chi Xiao: "Wash some strawberries."

Li He: "Okay."

After a while, all the strawberries were eaten.

Chi Xiao: "Take an elbow."

Li He: "Okay."

Eat fruits and pork elbows with big mouthfuls. Life should be too comfortable.

At first glance, the scene seems harmonious.

If you can ignore the big grasshopper jumping outside.

Li Qi tried to find a way out on his own. He called Chi Xu and asked for the password of the door lock, but was told "I have no comment" and then hung up.

I called Chi Dao, but he didn't answer.

So, he shamelessly asked Jiang Wan for Chi Panping and Lu Wei's cell phone numbers.

After acting a little coquettishly and being insulted a few times, I managed to get the phone number.

He called, but no one answered.

Neither of them answered the phone.

All the bad luck befell him, and his explosive temper was completely aroused.

Take a few steps back, raise your foot and deliver a beautiful strike!

Good! Very good! Quick and clean movements! And strong!

The glass wasn't damaged at all.

"What the hell! What the hell! What the hell!" Li Qi covered his feet and jumped around, his handsome face flushed red with pain.

Someone was hit by glass!

suddenly!

A huge chainsaw fell from the sky, spinning 1,600 degrees in the air in a very graceful arc, hovering in the air for a few seconds before landing at Li Qi's feet.

The upright chainsaw vibrated violently, turning the cold air around it into extremely warm air.

Comparable to central heating and air conditioning!

Changshou was wearing a black professional suit and a hip skirt. He raised his hand to adjust the frame of his purple glasses, and the wisdom hidden behind the lenses was nowhere to hide.

"Young man, don't act recklessly."

Li Qi stepped aside and said, "If you can do it, you do it."

"Humph!" Changshou smiled mysteriously, "Why should I listen to you?"

joke.

When the male and female protagonists are together, who knows what kind of sparks will be created. Maybe they will make love in broad daylight. She would be so happy that she couldn't contain herself.

She had been looking forward to the sudden slash from the clear sky for a long time!

This young man has unusual thoughts.

"who are you?"

Li Qi was shocked.

There are still people who don’t know him these days! ?

A 30-something-year-old lady doesn’t chase celebrities, watch videos, or even go out of the house! ?

His giant electronic promotional video is still being played on the most prosperous high-rise buildings!

"The son-in-law of this family."

"..." Changshou was stunned for a moment and cursed, "I'm giving you the face to speak, but the son-in-law of this family can't be you!"

"That's the truth, and I won't argue with you."

"I don't even want to argue with you." Changshou kicked the chainsaw away and raised his hand to grab the handle in mid-air. "Young man, come here and talk about sawing."

The lenses of his glasses blocked the murderous aura, and the machine in his hand emitted a buzzing sound of hostility.

The chainsaw master's patience ran out on his way from the Tumbler Orphanage, and he desperately needed an innocent man to vent his anger on.

She shifted up a gear, leaped, and shot forward like a spring.

"bring it on--!!!"

Li Qi's fighting skills are average, but over the years, he has relied on his professionalism and never uses a stunt double in fighting scenes. He always does his fighting scenes with real weapons, and has developed the skill of "predicting his opponent's next move."

As soon as someone raises their hand, he can dodge it accurately.

Relying on this skill, I would get beaten less often and scolded more often.

Why curse?

What do audiences watch when they watch a play?

Emotions!

The plot has reached a critical moment, with both sides on the verge of a fight. It's the perfect time to enjoy the passionate fighting scenes, but the male protagonist suddenly ducks his shoulders and tries to avoid the fight.

Who can enjoy it?

He didn't even do the slow motion, and even though he had no physical skills, he still insisted on doing it himself.

As soon as the audience saw the timid back, they knew it was over and no body double was used.

So, the following comments spread online:

[If you can't do it, don't force it. Let the substitute earn some money. ]

[Enough, enough, stop this farce. Is the "You Can Do It" event still going on? I have a schedule now.]

Who is his target audience?

[He even discovered such an unpopular track. It's so advanced, I can't appreciate it.]

anyway.

Li Qi narrowed his eyes slightly and quickly turned sideways...

After tripping over his own feet, he fell heavily on the grass.

Fortunately, there were no fans at the moment, otherwise people would say that his brother fell so beautifully.

Changshou landed on the ground, still holding the saw, and said "hmm" in confusion.

There was actually someone who could dodge her series of fatal attacks.

This person...is not ordinary.

Voiceover: No one can dodge your attack!

Li Qi rolled up quickly, on guard like a wild beast, his eyes alert, ready to strike.

"Good boy," Changshou said with a determined smile, "Since you're so handsome, I'll reluctantly leave you with an intact body!"

After saying that, the veins on his feet bulged and he rushed forward again!

Li Qi's face turned pale and he shouted, "San'er, help me!!"

Li He, the "San'er" he mentioned, was squatting on the ground, resting his head between Chi Xiao's legs, begging his master to pat his head like a puppy.

Her face was slightly red, her hair covered the red marks under her eyes, and her breathing was particularly pleasant.

Men, especially handsome ones, deliberately seduce and make their masters so horny that they don't even watch TV and concentrate on touching his chin and teasing him.

"Hmm..." Li He pinched Chi Xiao's hand, rubbed it with a red face, and couldn't help but lick her wrist with the tip of his tongue.

Chi Xiaozhinv said, "Scream louder."

Li He didn't dare to hum anymore. He rested his chin on her legs and stared into her eyes without blinking.

The more I looked at him, the redder his face became.

Outside the window, a drama of a domineering president chasing his wife to the crematorium is unfolding.

The genders are swapped, the roles are swapped, but the crematorium remains the same.

If you get hit by a chainsaw, you will really be sent to the crematorium.

He escapes, she chases, and he can't fly.

The domineering chainsaw master forces love upon you, and if you are loved, you can only bear the consequences at your own risk.

The grass outside was kicked bare in patches, and green leaves were flying everywhere.

Some accidentally floated onto the electric saw, were cut by the sharp blade, and floated into the sky again.

Li Qi was expected to be chased and jumped up and down in a mess, but he refused to leave the backyard of the Chi family.

Touching, should have been awarded Best Action Actor and Best Supporting Actor.

After chasing for two or three minutes, Li Qi, breathless, jumped onto a tree and quickly climbed up. As he climbed, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not leaving today no matter what!!"

Changshou couldn't climb trees, but she had a great talent for jumping. She jumped in front of Li Qi like a frog and said sinisterly, "You...!"

Jump.

"Give!"

Jump again.

"I!"

Jump again.

"Down!"

Still jumping.

"Come--!"

Li Qi was frightened. He hugged the tree with a frightened face and quickly took out his cell phone to call for help.

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