"..."

Chirp, chirp again, Li He is flying the plane.

Chi Xiao gave an awkward smile, turned around and walked towards the basement.

The bedroom door was closed, and the long-silent bell rang again.

It was one o'clock in the morning.

The two of them walked slowly to the second room. With their extraordinary reverse-pushing ability and years of experience in committing crimes, they successfully found the switch button in the desk lamp and opened the secret door of the bookcase.

Chi Xiao began to imagine, "Hey, how much money do you think is in there? Will two sacks be enough?"

Li He: "Just pretend, I'll take care of the rest."

Chi Xiao: "You won't be greedy for my money, will you?"

Damn it, she had no intention of sharing it with him!

Li He: "Baby's money is Baby's money, and my money is also Baby's money."

"Cough!" Chi Xiao covered his mouth and coughed lightly, "Don't call me that."

Li He chuckled, "As you wish, Miss."

After chatting for about ten minutes and waiting for the air to clear, the two slowly walked into the basement.

He ran out in a hurry shortly after entering.

Chi Xiao leaned against the wall with a panicked look on his face, "Fuck, so many misers."

Li He was confident of victory. "I'll lead them away, and you go get the money."

“No, no, no…”

A miser is a little devil raised by rich people. He is troublesome and likes to make trouble. He is responsible for guarding huge wealth.

People call them little ghosts, but she usually likes to call them misers.

The best way to destroy the enemy is to disguise yourself as the enemy.

"Pack up, you play Jin Shuo and I'll play Mo Xue."

Li He was puzzled, "How to pretend?"

"Can you draw?" She can't draw well, her skills are not good enough and she can't show them off.

"meeting."

"Draw them both, and try to make them as detailed as possible. I will draw the talisman and pretend to be them."

Anyway, those little kids don't have much brains and are easy to fool.

"You seem to know everything. Why don't you teach me?"

"What's so difficult about this? Just use your brain and make some small inventions." Chi Xiao snorted, "It's difficult for ordinary people to understand my train of thought. It's useless to explain it to you."

Li He just smiled, "Baby is so smart."

Ten minutes later, a terrifying laugh was heard from the empty basement.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha——" Chi Xiao walked with an uncaring step, laughing like a villain, and patted Li He's perky buttocks while staggering.

Li He had no choice but to cooperate, laughing like a robot with no emotion, "Hahahahahahaha."

The two of them moved forward in a spiral, like two snakes entwined with each other.

"Children! Come and greet the king!"

There were only two people in the dark basement.

The flickering lights added a touch of horror to the surrounding atmosphere, and the miserable and sharp laughter startled people and then made them afraid.

of course.

They were the only two living people around, and if the parties involved didn't care, then it wouldn't be a big deal.

Among the many little ghosts, some are silly, some are naughty, some are smart, and some are silent...

There are all kinds of stuff.

In total, there are about a hundred little kids, like a collection of small, medium and large classes.

With so many little ghosts gathered here, it seems that this basement is unusual.

The little ghosts were chasing and fighting, cursing and showing off all kinds of reproductive organs.

In the corner, a group of little ghosts huddled together, crawling around like millipedes, making horrible "uh uh uh" sounds from their mouths.

Looking to the right - they are standing in a row, with their mouths wide open, taking turns spitting into each other's mouths, then swallowing, laughing mindlessly like a group of idiots.

Looking left - urinating and defecating in public, random pranks...

They screamed, made noise, and did incredible things in piles. The scene was terrifying and weird.

"Auntie Mo, Auntie Mo!" The little ghost ran up to her shouting as soon as he saw her.

"Aunt Mo! Aunt Mo! Aunt Mo!"

Chi Xiao's face fell instantly.

At such a young age, she has already become an aunt.

This is a pain that the young and beautiful girl cannot bear.

No matter what, just smoke it first.

Chi Xiao slapped the little ghost, and he flew up with a "duang" sound. After rolling five times in the air, he fell to the ground like a stone.

She was so happy that she spun 360 degrees on the spot and grabbed her butt.

"Don't, don't touch my butt all the time." The man pretended to be shy, his fox eyes showing a little bit of light, then his eyes moved down, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Bad boy, put away that seductive expression of yours." Chi Xiao showed a ferocious kitten expression, pretending to bite him.

"Bite this." Li He stretched his neck forward confidently, revealing his sexy Adam's apple.

"..." Chi Xiao's smile deepened. Looking at the Adam's apple, his heart was moved. He couldn't help but raise his hand to stroke it gently.

Then... in Thai voice, "Hmm~~~~mai~~~~~"

The sexy Adam's apple is so sexy that it flies away when you put on a skirt~~~

Li He's mouth twitched and he decisively retracted his neck.

"Why are you hiding? Come here!" Chi Xiao showed a ferocious look on his face. He pushed the man down and kissed him wildly.

I kissed the Adam's apple without using much force. I extended the tip of my tongue and licked from bottom to top like a kitten, stopping just above the Adam's apple.

Li He held his head high, his body stiff. The little flame of joy in his heart gradually rose, burning his face red, and he couldn't help swallowing.

His Adam's apple rolled and his male hormones burst out strongly at this moment.

When a handsome guy is moved, the corners of his eyes turn slightly red, especially for someone as good at acting as Li He, he can make even a little shyness into full expression.

"Well……"

Chi Xiao grabbed his neck and said fiercely, "Why are you yelling?"

"I can't control myself...my legs are weak and I'm laughing."

As he said this, he pretended that he couldn't bear it and fell on her shoulder, but was punched and quieted down.

"Stand still! I hate it most when students are absent during practical exercises!"

Li He said obediently: "I won't dare to do it again next time, teacher. Can you please point at me next time?"

He pursed his lips, frowned slightly, and looked pitiful.

At this moment, in such a terrifying atmosphere, the two were flirting.

I'm sorry I can't understand.

Not only I couldn't understand it, the little ghosts couldn't understand it either. They stared at the weird atmosphere between the man and woman in front of them with wide eyes.

Chi Xiao nodded with relief and said coldly to the group of little ghosts, "Everyone stand at attention! Men stand on the left, women stand on the right! Stand against the wall and don't talk!"

When the wandering ghosts heard this, they immediately ran, quickly gathered together, and stood in a neat column.

They all puffed out their chests, their eyes determined enough to ignore the perverted behavior they had just committed.

Chi Xiao: "Didn't you understand? Stand straight, men and women!"

The kid standing in the front said weakly, "We are a hundred kinds of sexes. There are a hundred kinds of genders, but there is no male or female as you say."

"..." Chi Xiao's eyelids drooped, his eyes dull, "Who is the Walmart shopping bag? Stand out!"

The kid who just spoke raised his hand, "I am."

“…” Damn, it really exists.

She pursed her lips and asked, "Who is Uni-President Iced Tea?"

An unidentified object rolled out from behind, and after a series of gestures of raising its hands, it rolled in front of Chi Xiao like a ball, taking the shape of a bottle.

"I'm here."

Chi Xiao smiled and said, "You have misidentified yourself. Your gender should be Siri!!"

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