Quick Wear: I'm Really Not a Scumbag

——Beijing

"We're finally here. Do you think I should visit my aunt today or tomorrow?" Wei Siqi got a mirror from somewhere and looked at himself in it.

He looks very much like his father when he was young, so he should be easy to recognize.

Wei Siqi walked back and forth in the yard.

Chen Xuyan put down the book in his hand. "The courtyard that Master Wei found for us is in the southern suburbs of Beijing. Your aunt's home is in the north. If we go there today, we won't arrive until almost dark. It would be bad for the host family to visit at night. Let's go tomorrow."

Wei Siqi nodded affirmatively, "Yes, yes, I forgot about this. You are right."

"Then let's go tomorrow." As he spoke, he ran away without knowing where he was.

Chen Zhao, who was peeling chestnuts, was puzzled. "Where has he been?"

"He must have gone to see the gift he was going to bring to his aunt tomorrow." Chen Xuyan stuffed a raw chestnut into his mouth.

Chen Zhao pinched his chin without hesitation and twisted the words out of his mouth.

Chen Xuyan's eyes widened. "Brother? Are you crazy?"

Chen Zhao threw away the chestnuts. "You've been like this since you were little, stuffing food into your mouth regardless of whether it's edible or not. The exam is coming up soon. If you have diarrhea and it affects the test, your parents will scold me for not taking good care of you."

"You have to wait until it's cooked."

After saying that, he continued to peel chestnuts.

"Brother, look at how silly he looks?" Lin Zengjie, who was dealing with the wild boar killed by Chen Zhao, pointed at Chen Xuyan and laughed.

Li Wentao criticized, "Well, don't you think the little champion has any dignity?"

Lin Zengjie had to hold back his laughter, but Jin Yonghuai winked at him again. He thought of what had just happened between the Chen Xuyan brothers and couldn't help but burst into laughter again.

Li Wentao frowned and said, "Alright, get out of here and laugh."

After hearing this, Lin Zengjie actually pulled Jin Yonghuai and stood at the gate of the yard and laughed.

The expression on Chen Xuyan's face became more and more ugly.

Hearing this crazy laughter, Wei Siqi opened the window, stood by the window and asked, "What happened? Why is he laughing so happily?"

Chen Zhao's hands stopped peeling chestnuts for a moment, but he quickly continued.

......

- the next day

"Then I'll go first? We can go to the mountain together when I come back?" Wei Siqi jumped into the carriage.

"Okay, I can't absorb the book into my brain if I read it for too long." Chen Xuyan went to the mountain for another very important thing.

I hope the heavy rain last night didn't affect us.

"Aren't you going with him?" Chen Xuyan looked at Li Wentao, who didn't seem to have any intention of leaving.

Li Wentao said with great amusement, "Young Master Wei said he wanted to go by himself, and so early this morning he asked me to find him a gentle-looking groom."

The rough faces of these people can indeed easily scare officials.

Especially those in the court who extremely dislike military officers.

Lin Zengjie was thinking that it would be best if Wei Siqi suffered a little loss today so that he would remember this lesson.

After Wei Siqi left, their relationship became very simple. They had rice soup for breakfast, and Chen Zhao also made several meat patties. They moved various chairs to sit on and slept in the yard as if no one was around.

Chen Xuyan was reading a book, while Chen Zhao was silently accompanying him, still thinking about family matters.

Just this morning, he and Li Wentao had left together and had already mailed the letter written by Chen Xuyan. The speed of delivering the letter was much faster than their walking speed. Because there were people to meet them along the way, it was unknown how Li Wentao knew about this. He said he had never been to the capital.

Chen Zhao specially paid extra money to expedite the delivery. The letter will surely reach his home within ten days, and then Master Wei will help him deliver the letter home as soon as possible.

After my parents see the letter, they will definitely not be so worried.

—Near noon

There was a creaking sound of a door being pushed open. Only Chen Xuyan noticed the noise because the rest of the people were asleep.

Before Chen Xuyan could ask him why he was so filthy, several people with sensitive noses were awakened by the smell.

"What's that smell?" Jin Yonghuai was so irritated that he sat up from the bench.

The others weren't much better off.

Chen Xuyan couldn't help but cover his nose. "Aren't you going to your aunt's house? How did it end up like this? Were you robbed?"

Wei Siqi sat on the ground as if he had lost all his strength and skills. "My aunt refused to see me and allowed my two cousins ​​to humiliate me. They even snatched away the gift I was about to take back! They! They even let the servants throw this filthy stuff on me?!"

He started to cry loudly again, "I have never suffered such injustice in my life! I can't live anymore?! Ahhhhh?! I can't live anymore!"

"This?" Chen Zhao wanted to help him up first, but he started to back away after taking just two steps forward.

Obviously, he didn't know where to start.

Chen Xuyan looked at his brother and said, "Let him cry for a while. Let's go boil some water for him to take a bath and then throw these dirty clothes away."

"I don't know what these city people eat on a daily basis. It smells so bad!" Jin Yonghuai quickly opened the yard door completely and ran to close the open windows of several rooms.

Lin Zengjie took out a ball of cotton from somewhere and stuffed it into both nostrils. "Who said it wasn't true? Eating delicacies from land and sea makes the poop really smelly."

Li Wentao held his forehead and said, "That's enough. The more you talk about him howling, the louder it gets. My head is buzzing."

Lin Zengjie and Jin Yonghuai sat on the bench and watched Wei Siqi howling. Wei Siqi's crying became softer after a while, and he looked at them with (what he thought was) a fierce look.

Chen Xuyan came out and shouted, "Alright, hurry up and go in to take a shower. Take off your clothes and throw them away first."

It's so ugly, and it smells much worse than the manure they use at home. I guess the bad guy mixed something else in it.

It seems that this family has not had a peaceful life, otherwise they wouldn't have so many ways to deal with people.

"It stinks! I really can't stand it! What if washing once is not enough?" Wei Siqi felt so aggrieved that he couldn't stop the car.

Chen Xuyan sighed, "Don't worry, I've boiled two pots of water, enough for you to wash three times. Come in quickly, don't you feel uncomfortable with the smell?"

Wei Siqi sniffed himself again and almost vomited again.

Seeing this, Chen Xuyan quickly stepped back, "What are you doing?"

"I want to take a shower." Wei Siqi muttered and rushed in without looking back. When he reached the door, he remembered something.

"I didn't take my clothes, and the soap I brought with me!"

"They're all inside." Chen Xuyan said, pinching his nose.

This time Wei Siqi finally got in, and the three brothers Li Wentao couldn't sit idle either. They also had to clean the carriage, and the yard was left to Chen Xuyan and Chen Zhao.

......

"Do I really have no smell?" Wei Siqi asked.

"You've asked eight times. You've even washed a piece of soap. How can it smell like anything?" Lin Zengjie rolled his eyes.