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The Flash didn't expect that after turning into a ghost, people were not afraid of him, but laughed at him instead.

When he first found out that he was a ghost, he scared himself.

The first time he encountered a ghost in his life was by himself.

It’s no wonder that netizens laughed at him. It’s really funny to be struck to death just because of urinating.

When he thought of the cause of his death, he laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up.

If he could turn back time, he would definitely not choose to urinate under a tree on a rainy day.

Not all men are like that. As long as there's no one around, they can do it anywhere.

It's his own fault. He should have run to a public toilet two kilometers away or just peed on the side of the road.

Why should a grown man be shy? Now he is naked and left in the funeral home, and his naked body is seen by everyone.

Not only that, netizens across the country were able to see the photo of him without his pants pulled up.

The Flash wanted to cry again.

Woo woo woo woo woo, he is so pitiful, his innocence is lost even after death!

He is sorry to his wife, he is no longer innocent.

Netizens rarely meet a ghost without dark thoughts. Even though they laughed at him so much, he actually covered his face and cried without getting angry.

[Although you lack public morality, you have a good character, so I won't laugh at you.]

[Other ghosts don't want to talk about their own deaths, and you don't seem to have much of a shadow over your own death.]

[Your death was so bizarre that it could be considered one of the most bizarre deaths in the world.]

[If it were me, and I was killed by a chopping block while relieving myself, I would probably go crazy, and no one would feel good about my death.]

[It's terrifying. You're dead, so what? Do you still want to take revenge on society?]

The Flash, who was in a good mood, said with a straight face: "Attention netizens, it is thunderstorm, please pay attention to travel safely, and do not urinate in the wild."

Wow, the way he died was so shameful.

He was worried that the fish would take his fishing rod away, so he didn't dare to go far. To save trouble, he just found a shelter.

Woo woo woo, he will never dare to do it again.

I want to cry even more because he has no future.

Netizens don’t want to keep making fun of the Flash, so they chat with him.

[Why don’t you go to the river to relieve yourself? You’re a man anyway, so you’re not afraid of being seen.]

"No." The Flash's reaction was very intense, even more intense than when he found out that there were photos of himself being electrocuted on the Internet.

"My body belongs to my wife, I can't show it to anyone else."

"I was fishing in the river last month and caught a piece of debris. I'm afraid there are still pieces in the river."

"What if the fragments transform into ghosts and see that I've contaminated his body and start haunting me further? What should I do?"

Last month, he went fishing happily and found a great fishing spot. There was no one else around, so even if he didn't catch any fish, no one would laugh at him.

But in such a great fishing spot, he didn't catch a single fish after fishing for a long time, but instead caught a corpse.

He thought he had caught a big fish, and after struggling to pull it up, he found out it was a suitcase.

He looked around curiously. Who threw the suitcase into the river?

The suitcase weighed at least fifty kilograms, and for some unknown reason, he couldn't control his hands and opened the suitcase.

It was so smelly inside that it almost made him faint.

He covered his nose and untied the red plastic bag inside. There was blood and flesh all over the place, and human internal organs were squeezed together lifelessly.

The Flash was so scared that he ran away. It was so terrifying that he never dared to open anything in the river again.

Because of this incident, he didn't dare to pee in the river. His body was chopped into pieces. How painful and unfair it must have been!

In case the other party does not want to go to the underworld, then the ghost is likely to be where it can be found.

It's better to be safe than sorry. He would rather run a few more steps than solve the problem in the river.

He was crying his heart out. If he had known he would be electrocuted, he wouldn't have thought so much.

[Can fishermen really catch people's fragments?]

[You are incredibly brave, even opening a suitcase in the river.]

[The world of the fisherman who was hurt has finally come true. I just dropped a bag of body parts a few days ago, and I still haven't gotten over it.]

[Fuck, you guys are awesome! I don't even dare to look at anything I catch that's labeled "weight," I just pretend I didn't catch anything.]

The purpose of fishing is to relax the body. How can you relax if you catch dead bodies again and again?

Su Ning supported her chin with her hand. No wonder the Flash was able to stay in the world. It turned out that the corpse-dismembering ghost was helping him.

"What do you want to count?"

The Flash suddenly became shy, and his voice became gentle as water.

"I want to say goodbye to my wife."

Speaking of his wife, the Flash is naturally beautiful, with pink bubbles all over his body.

[You wouldn't have guessed that Heibuliaoqiu is such a good man who loves his wife.]

[Uh, since when did loving your wife become a standard for being a good man? Isn’t that how it should be?]

[Look at how the dark-skinned man turns into a little sweet husband in a second.]

"Didn't you look for your wife after you died?" Su Ning asked.

"I looked for her, why didn't I find her? As soon as I turned into a ghost, I went home to find my wife." The Flash cried loudly, "But my wife can't see me!"

He knew that when he died, the only things he couldn't let go of were his wife and daughter.

How would they survive without him?

Woo woo woo, he shouldn't go fishing, he shouldn't pee anywhere.

He was wrong, he had no sense of public morality.

Soooooooooooooooooooooo.

The Flash was about to cry as he spoke, but he couldn't shed any tears.

"I floated for a long time before I finally got home. I wanted to hug her and tell her that I was still here, but I couldn't even hug her."

"Master, please let your wife see me. I left so suddenly, leaving her and our daughter behind. I'm afraid she'll be upset for a while."

"Okay." It's just strengthening the ghost, which is very simple for Su Ning.

The audience in the live broadcast room can see the Flash because he got the lucky bag.

The cell phone he was using was burned for him by his wife, and he could see ghosts.

The Flash's body was getting heavier and heavier.

In the blink of an eye, all the burnt and frizzy hair on his body was smoothed out.

The soul is no longer illusory, but more solid.

He hasn't felt the touch of solid ground for a long time. No wonder the old people always say that one should be down-to-earth.

Those who are not down-to-earth will die!

The Flash jumped up and down excitedly and said, "I'm finally back on the ground."

Can he still float?

The heart beats and the body moves, the floating feeling engraved in the ghost's bones, the Flash floats far away when he is not paying attention.

He came over hurriedly again, his eyes full of excitement.

"Great, I'll go find my wife now."

Flash asked hesitantly, "Master, after I finish talking to my wife, I'll go back to the underworld by myself. So I'll withdraw now?"

Su Ning has not yet made a statement, but netizens are getting restless.

[Don't quit, don't quit, Flash, you're my brother, give me some melon.]

[Who said it's over? It can't be over, it absolutely can't be over.]

[Flash, eat half of the melon, or you'll be struck by lightning.]

When the Flash saw the words "struck by lightning", he felt uncomfortable all over.

"No retreat, no retreat, no retreat, that's all, just don't say those two words!"

He was killed by lightning.

Stress reaction, can't see the words "struck by lightning".

Su Ning was already broadcasting live. She patiently followed the Flash's camera and came to a house.

The Flash, who had just been clamoring to see his wife, was afraid to go in when he approached the door of his house.

[Come in! This is your home, why are you so timid?]

[Just go through it. It's just a door. How can it stop you?]

[Enough, enough, enough, come on, come in.]

The Flash rolled up his sleeves, straightened his clothes, and moved closer to the camera to see if his face looked scary.

Fortunately, his face was just a little pale and bloodless, but not scary.

He hung his cell phone around his neck, took a deep breath, and then walked through the door.

The sofa is filled with toys for girls and decorated with flowers and plants. The paintings on the wall are full of artistic sense. At the dining table, the little girl is biting the tip of a pen and thinking about something.

The sound of pots and spoons colliding came from the kitchen. "Miaomiao, can you help Mommy clean up the table?"

Miaomiao said in a milky voice: "Okay, Miaomiao is the best."

Zhinuan didn't look back. The dining table was not high and was bought specially for children.

"Miaomiao is mommy's little helper. It's great that she can help mommy with work."

Miaomiao became more motivated after being praised. She closed the notebook, took a rag, and wiped the table properly.

The little guy grunted and wiped every corner of the table carefully and seriously.

[Wow, what a cute little guy! I want to put him in a sack and steal him away.]

[Baby, what color sack do you like? Let's go steal it from you, sisters?]

[This is a lovely child, helping mom with housework and being very proud. He can be happy for a long time just by being praised.]

[Xiaobao is so cute, I want a child.]

[Wake up, sister. This cute baby belongs to someone else. Your own child is so annoying.]

The Flash's eyes were full of pain. When he was around, he would not let Miaomiao do this.

Every time Zhinuan asked Miaomiao to do something, Miaomiao would hug his arm and act coquettishly.

"Dad, Dad is the best, Dad will help the baby, Dad~"

"Okay, Dad~"

Who can stand the cub acting like a spoiled brat? Flash always helps Miaomiao with housework.

Zhinuan always angrily said that he spoiled the child too much.

Parents should cultivate their children's hands-on ability from an early age. Zhinuan always makes Miaomiao do easy housework.

For example, before meals, wipe the small table, pick up toys, and put the dolls in order... basically, it's all about tidying up Miaomiao's own things.

When the Flash, who is a daughter-lover, saw his daughter wiping the table obediently, it seemed as if his daughter had become sensible overnight.

But Miaomiao is only four years old!

She shouldn't be sensible.

Miaomiao doesn’t understand what death is. Her mother said that her father went to a very far place and would never come back, and from now on, it would be just the two of them at home.

Miaomiao cried and called for her father. As soon as she cried, her mother hugged her and cried.

One time she missed her father so much that she couldn't sleep, and her mother was not by her side.

She looked for her mother everywhere in the house and found her on the balcony.

Mom's eyes are swollen.

Miaomiao hugged her mother's neck with her little hands and rested her little head on her mother's shoulder.

"Mom, don't cry, hug me."

Her mother looked at her and she suddenly cried very loudly. Her mother hugged her so tightly and she felt so painful.

She cried with her mother.

Tired of crying, I fell asleep in my mother's arms.

That was the first time she felt that her father was gone, otherwise her father would not have had the heart to see them hugging each other and crying.

Dad loves Miaomiao the most, and he likes to say that Miaomiao is his little sweetheart.

Miaomiao blinked, and two lines of tears slid down her face.

I miss my dad.

Miaomiao turned her back to the kitchen and pouted.

Don’t cry, don’t cry, Miaomiao, don’t cry. When mom sees Miaomiao crying, mom will cry too.

Miaomiao doesn't want her mother to cry.

Dad said that Mom is the baby of the whole family and no one in the family can make her cry.

Even if the family only consists of her, her parents and her.

Other children have grandparents, but Miaomiao doesn’t.

It’s enough for Miaomiao to have a father and a mother.

"Miaomiao."

The Flash spoke very softly, his voice was choked and his eyes were red.

Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, she seemed to hear her father's voice.

"Miaomiao." Flash squatted down, reached out and took the little hand, praising: "Our Miaomiao is amazing. Such a clever pair of hands, she cleaned the small dining table so cleanly. She is such a good baby."

Miaomiao looked up and saw a familiar face.

She called out softly and uncertainly, "Dad?"

Flash whispered, "It's Dad."

Miaomiao blinked, and tears burst out like a dam breaking.

"father!"

Miaomiao threw herself into the Flash's arms, wrapping her two little arms tightly around the Flash's neck.

"Dad, Dad, woo woo woo, Dad, I miss you so much, Dad~"

The Flash's heart was broken as he heard the call for dad again and again.

"Dad is here."

Zhinuan heard the child crying in the kitchen and turned back nervously.

With a bang, the bowl in his hand fell to the ground.

"husband."

The Flash picked up his daughter and walked towards his wife. He said nervously, "Don't move. Don't hurt your feet."

Flash carried them one at a time to the sofa and went to clean the kitchen.

He only came out after making sure there was no debris in the kitchen.

The two, one big and one small, stared at the Flash with eager eyes. They looked like they were cut from the same mold, pouting at the same time and looking aggrieved.

[Holy crap, such a chuuni Flash actually married such a beautiful wife.]

[An arrow shot into my heart. If I had a wife and children like this, I would give them my life even if it cost me.]

[Both the little ones and the little ones have been wronged. It's all Flash's fault. Why go fishing when there's nothing else to do? Playing with the little ones is no better than fishing.]

If my wife gave birth to a little girl, I would eat the fishing rod at home. What kind of fish would I catch? Fish are not as cute as babies.

The Flash clenched his fists and squatted in front of the two men. The two men stared at the Flash without blinking.

He was so distressed that he couldn't breathe. Although ghosts didn't need to breathe, he felt very uncomfortable.

"Zhi Nuan, Miao Miao, I'm back."

The two children, one big and one small, burst into tears.

"We missed you so much."

The Flash's brows were full of wrinkles. He didn't dare to hug them for too long, for fear that they would get sick.

The big one and the small one refused to let go, so Flash had no choice but to let them hold him.

After he leaves, ask the master to remove the negative energy from them.

The Flash coaxed the two of them into silence.

It’s better to cry out, but he’s afraid that Zhinuan will get hurt if he holds it in.

Zhinuan noticed the cell phone on Flash's chest. This model was the one she burned for her husband.

When she saw the person on the screen clearly, it was no wonder that her husband was able to come home.

"Thank you, Master Su."

Miaomiao also said obediently: "Thank you, Master Su."

What Su Ning couldn't stand most was when human cubs looked at her with innocent eyes.

She unconsciously softened her voice and said with a smile, "You're welcome, little darling."

Miaomiao shyly hid in her mother's arms.

Flash looked at Miaomiao gently and ruffled her hair.

"Master, I have a lot of Yin energy. Can you give them two talismans to prevent me from hurting them?"

"I don't want to." Zhinuan is not afraid of getting hurt. If she wears the talisman, her husband will be hurt by it.

Su Ning looked at Miao Miao and smiled, "It's okay, they won't be hurt."

The family of three is reunited, and Su Ning doesn't intend to be a third wheel.

"Three days later." Before kicking Flash out, she changed her mind and said, "Seven days later, at midnight, the ghost will take you away."

She paused, "Don't resist the ghost messenger then."