Mind reading, after failing to die, I became a popular person
Chapter 190: Asking for a Tutorial on Being Sarcastic
The two shouts frightened Lan's father so much that he broke out in a cold sweat. He was at a loss for a moment and his voice began to stutter. This time he was really frightened by the momentum.
"Ye Tan, I didn't mean it. Help me up first, and I'll tell you later."
Lan Yetan still looked indifferent, and was not interested in the man's explanation. When he came today, he brought the small knife that he always carried with him.
If you think about it, she used this knife to scare people every day, including her "parents" and her teachers. It can be said that she used all the uses of this knife to the extreme.
It has been used to slash people, threaten people, and cut paper. It can be said that it has been used for everything.
[Alas, I'm still a relatively clean little girl, so I usually only use this kind of knife on other things.]
A flash of light appeared on the blade. After the modification, the knife had become extremely sharp and extremely easy to use.
"Oh, no one cares, who needs your inexplicable concern?"
Father: ...?
The man now realized that the person in front of him was deliberately looking for trouble. No matter what he explained, it was useless. She had to find a reason to chop him.
Lan Yetan: Are you smarter now?
"Lan Yetan! What do you want to do? What do you want to do with the knife now? At least we are family, and your household registration book is still in the Lan family!"
The girl looked nonchalant, but she seemed to have thought of something fun, and suddenly pretended to be scared and backed away.
"Ah... then I'm so scared."
When he said this, he accidentally stepped on the man's hand and leg, causing him to scream in pain. He did it so accidentally with his heel.
Naturally, Lan's father heard the sarcastic tone in the girl's words. He was furious, but he had no place to vent his anger. After all, he was no match for her in terms of strength.
"Lan Yetan! If you want to get your household registration back, just obey me and stop doing those things."
She pulled the corners of her lips. This was really ironic, and she was really laughing for no reason.
"Okay, okay, okay, so what do you want me to do?"
Mr. Lan now felt dizzy, and his ears automatically filtered out the girl's interjections and the disdainful expression.
"As long as you help our family get through this difficult time, I can help you move your household registration out! You can go back to your home, and we won't interfere with the rest."
This time he really wanted to laugh, and Lan Yu'an hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Lan's father.
Lan Ye Tan was amused by the hypocritical actions of the person in front of her. Her sense of humor was quite low today. After all, the people in front of her were quite funny. The confusing behaviors they performed were enough to make her laugh for half her life.
She could feel that, in fact, at the beginning, she didn't even try to stop him, but was expecting him to give the answer he was expecting in his heart.
The man hoped that he would agree to the request of the person in front of him. After all, this would help the Lan family to make a comeback and would not make the family so chaotic.
Lan Yetan raised his eyebrows and glanced at his father with a somewhat murky look in his eyes.
"Why do you think I will agree to this? Can't I just use some violence?"
This sentence really confused people, mainly because the girl in front of him seemed to be able to do such a thing. After all, the scene of her threatening people with a knife before seemed still vivid in his mind.
Maybe one day he will lose his mind and die together with them.
Father Lan tried to remain calm, then spoke as if he had thought of something.
"You've found your biological parents now, and you're in better shape than before. Not many people know about it, which means you don't want to make a big deal out of this."
Lan Ye Tan was really stunned by this: […Is there a possibility that it’s not that I don’t want to be exposed, but because I really don’t have time. I’m either squatting in the hospital or squatting in the hospital every day]
[Who doesn't want to be a beautiful, powerful, and authoritative daughter of a wealthy family, so that others won't dare to bully them? ]
Now it was the turn of the three people at the back who had been silent. They looked at each other, then were stunned for a moment, not knowing what they were looking at.
Shen Ciyuan sensitively sensed something was wrong, but in the end he did not ask what the girl wanted to do next.
"It's all your imagination, right? Is there a possibility that I'm simply too busy?"
Lan Yetan didn't want to do anything. He just waited and then slapped people in the face slowly. Now he would slap people in the face every day, and he would give them a physical and mental blow every day.
As time goes by, the burden becomes heavier and the things I want to do become more numerous.
[When I think about how many things I have to do, I feel like I want to kill myself.]
Looking at the petrified expression of the man in front of him, Lan Yetan felt really happy. It was great, he could finally have sex with someone else again.
"Just tell me whether you're willing or not. If you're not willing, leave this place immediately. Got it?"
The father finally started to panic and started to drive people away, fearing that the scammers would actually commit violent acts.
Lan Yetan looked at the person in front of him expressionlessly, said "oh" softly, and spoke slowly.
"Oh~"
The sound of "oh" with a slightly raised ending tone makes people feel a chill in their hearts.
The three men behind were there as a backdrop, ready to see if anyone would rush up like a mad dog and bite people at any time.
First of all, the one they are watching is Lan Qingzhu. After all, he is a real mad dog. You know, when Wen Qing received that background information, he was amused by this lunatic.
Lan Yetan was silent for a long time. After seeing that Lan's father gradually became more righteous, he slowly and gently nodded.
Then he spoke slowly again, which dealt a fatal blow.
"If you tell me to leave, I'll leave. Wouldn't that be embarrassing for me? What do you really think of yourself? You idiot, you're still being so stubborn? Do you want to think about how you treated me at home before?"
"Brain is like a broken bone."
This string of rapid-fire insults was so deafening that even the people standing nearby were confused. Some of them even opened and closed their mouths, and finally looked around in confusion.
The main thing is that I didn't expect this person to be so disrespectful. I wanted to rub the face of the person in front of me to the ground.
Ling Yu's mind froze for a moment, then he nodded and started thinking.
Ling Yu: "I want a tutorial on how to be as sarcastic and mean as the host."
Wen Qing: "This request is truly heartbreaking. If I had this kind of eloquence, I would definitely be invincible."
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