The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

Anyway!

Grandma always said that she was cleaning up the body because she had caused trouble.

That corpse will never get into trouble again!

The corpse must be a good corpse that fights for justice and punishes evil!

As soon as Shishi arrived at the base camp, he saw several younger brothers who were hiding there.

The corpse nodded with great satisfaction.

Well, it seems that the brothers love their gangs very much!

Even though Big Brother Shi is not here, they are still holding on here.

Shishi put his hands behind his back, held his head high and chest out, looking like the big brother on TV.

He walked up to a few younger brothers who were fighting crickets with great confidence.

Standing for a while...

"Cough cough..."

what happened?

You don't even welcome your big brother when he comes?

Do you still have the corpse in your eyes?

To those of you who are serious about cricket fighting: Sorry, no.

Hearing the light cough, the younger brothers turned their eyes away from the cricket and looked back together.

"Sister Sangsang!"

"Sister Sangsang!"

......

Shishi's face fell and he glared at them.

"Call brother!"

Several children looked at each other.

How come I still remember this? It’s been so long!

Oh, forget it, just treat it as a way to coax her...

The children all had similar ideas.

So they all shouted:

"Hello, big brother!"

The corpse was delighted again.

Shishi's little mouth sucked into a small chrysanthemum.

no way.

If you don't suck it, your lips will turn upside down, which will damage your dignity as the big brother.

"Go call them all over here, the Headshot Gang is having a meeting!"

Shi Chan's little mouth was mumbling something, and the younger brothers almost couldn't hear what he was saying.

Several pairs of eyes looked at the corpse in surprise and doubt.

Could this be another attack of his illness?

Otherwise, why would he speak in such an ugly manner for no reason?

Although they had doubts, no one dared to ask out loud.

They just nodded and ran to call for help.

The corpse didn't know how long it had been waiting, but when it was almost dried into jerky, the younger brothers finally arrived one after another.

There is no busy farming season at this time of year, and those who can become Shi Shi's subordinates are basically at an age where they have nothing to do.

They all came as soon as I called them.

When everyone arrived, they saw Shishi sitting cross-legged on the largest rock in the open space, closing his eyes and absorbing the scorching sun's baptism.

The younger brothers said they couldn't accept such a sacred baptism.

They all gathered in the shade of the surrounding trees in tacit understanding.

The corpse's number one lackey also arrived at this time.

After all, he is the number one. As soon as he arrived, he was very considerate and came forward to care for his eighth sister.

"Brother, won't your butt get hot if you sit on this?"

As the little boy spoke, he stretched out his little hand and touched the big rock, then immediately retracted his hand.

Hiss~ It’s so hot!

When Shi Shi heard the sound, his eyelids twitched slightly.

Don't listen to the bastard chanting sutras!

Seeing this, the younger brother, who was very close to his eighth sister, asked again louder:

"Don't you have a hot bottom, bro?"

Shishi is going crazy!

Doesn’t the corpse know whether it will burn your butt or not?

I want you to ask again and again whether you still want the corpse's face!

Finally, he opened his eyes reluctantly and looked at his brother dangerously.

He uttered two words softly: "It's not hot!"

Woohoo, how could it not be hot?

The corpse's butt is about to be cooked...

But the corpse thinks this is where the big brother should sit!

The corpse is the big brother!

The corpse can, the corpse can hold on!

Seeing that his eighth sister looked like she was about to attack someone, the loyal lackey quietly shrank into the crowd.

Seeing that everyone was present, Shishi took the opportunity to stand up and announced in a loud voice:

"I declare!

From today on, we, the Headshot Gang,

We must uphold justice and punish evildoers!"

......

Shishi raised his little fist.

"Be chivalrous and righteous, punish the wicked and eliminate evil!"

The simultaneous cry startled the surrounding birds and caused them to scatter in all directions.

The corpse was satisfied and put down his little fist.

After shouting the slogan, I subconsciously wanted to sit down and talk, but I stopped halfway...

It’s so hot~

Ignoring the strange looks from his younger brothers, he stood up again.

He turned his head and glanced around as if nothing had happened.

The little brothers exchanged glances:

Did she just have to pee urgently?

Don’t know?

Why don’t you ask?

......

Unfortunately, the corpse's mental abilities couldn't detect the information they communicated through eye contact.

At this moment, I just felt that fewer eyes were looking at me.

With his hands behind his back, he turned his body, straightened his face, and coughed twice:

"Ahem, so, can you all tell me where there's a place where we can be chivalrous and punish evildoers?"

A group of children started chattering about what they heard.

Until the corpse is about to dissolve in the sun.

I don’t know what the younger brothers were chattering about, and there was no result.

The corpse suddenly felt that his position was too high and it was a bit lonely up there.

Sneak into the crowd when no one is paying attention.

Ah~ It’s so cool!

No, I came here to make friends with my little brothers!

It's definitely not because I can't stand the sun...

"Why don't you think about who is being bullied, or who needs help?"

Seeing that the topic discussed by a group of younger brothers had strayed to how much meat to eat during the Chinese New Year, Shisi had no choice but to remind them.

These little brothers are all stupid. It's so hard to be the big brother!

Hearing the eldest brother's voice, all the younger brothers fell silent.

What a ridiculous act of righteousness! The adults at home have repeatedly told me not to take Xiaoba, the boy from Grandpa Jianguo's family, to fight.

Just when the silence in the atmosphere was getting eerie, it was broken by a small, somewhat milky voice.

"Um...Brother, I know where someone is being bullied."

The five-year-old Erhu raised his hand timidly, and his voice was a little stammering due to hesitation.

For a moment, all eyes were fixed on Erhu.

There were expressions of condemnation, shock, threat, and even the glowing eyes of Shishi.

"Where, where?"

After waiting for so long, I finally got the corpse!

Erhu lowered his head to avoid everyone's gaze, and his little hands kept stirring because of anxiety.

After a long while, he timidly said:

"Brother, could you please not hit the bully?"

After saying that, he raised his head and looked at Shishi with his round eyes, somewhat nervous and expectant.

The corpse was confused and asked doubtfully:

"why?"

If you can't fight, how can you be called a hero and punish evil?

"If you don't promise me, then I won't tell you!"

Erhu muttered in a self-deprecating manner.

The corpse, who was eager to prove himself, was very easy to control at this time.

"I promised you I wouldn't fight, so tell me!"

Anyway, the corpse has promised his mother that as long as others don't hit him, he can't hit others.

You can’t hit the corpse, but you can ask your brothers to hit it!

If that guy hits the guys, the corpse can hit him!

whee!

The word "smart" is so annoying, I'm tired of saying it!

Seeing that his eldest brother agreed, Erhu hesitated for a moment, but still chose to say it.

“My sister-in-law was bullied…

These past few nights I woke up and heard my sister-in-law crying..."

Although my sister-in-law has only been married for a few days, I really like this beautiful sister-in-law who likes to play with me.

I can't understand why my brother bullies such a good sister-in-law every night!

My eldest brother has already promised not to hit anyone, so this shouldn't be considered as putting justice above his own, right?

Five-year-old Erhu was very confused and nervous.

When Shi Shi heard this, he waved his hand and was about to attack with his little brothers.

As a result, he was stopped by Erhu.

"Brother, can we go again tonight?

My brother doesn't beat my sister-in-law during the day. What if I go there and he refuses to recognize me?

Let's catch him in the act tonight.

Let's see how he can cheat, okay?"