The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

He immediately took the stage and held up the tablet in his hand high to show everyone!

The little hand did not forget to tap the screen so that everyone could clearly see that what the younger brother just saw was really not Ultraman Tiga.

Everyone was brought back to their senses by the voice of the little zombie.

Then I saw her holding high in her hand a block that looked like a wooden board but not quite.

Curious people all leaned over to see what it was.

The Sang family members formed a circle with their heads pressed against each other, and saw two white bodies entangled together in the cube.

It was accompanied by an unbearable and filthy sound that entered everyone's ears.

The next moment, everyone fell backward in shock!

The most energetic and young Sang Jiahe even had two streams of blood flowing from his nostrils...

Stimulate!

So exciting!

The embarrassed and annoyed women of the Sang family rewarded the little zombie with a bag each.

I don't know what brand it is.

This time, even her grandmother who loved her the most was no exception.

"You damn girl! Put this thing away!"

Wang was so angry that her hair seemed to stand on end, and she pointed at her granddaughter and trembled all over.

Seeing his grandmother so angry, Shisi didn't understand why.

But she still obediently put the tablet away, not even bothering to take care of the bag she had just received on her head.

He looked at his grandmother worriedly and asked cautiously:

"Grandma, are you okay?"

Could it be that grandma is afraid that her brother will learn to fight from the people on the tablet, which is why she is like this?

Thinking of this, Shisi turned around and glared at his brother fiercely.

You naughty little brother, you’re such a worry!

Look at how milky she is!

Can’t you learn to be more obedient like a zombie?

Wang glanced at her little granddaughter who was looking at her with a worried look on her face.

He said to her with a fake smile:

"Hehe~ Thanks to you, your grandma is not going to die."

Turning to look at his eldest daughter-in-law:

"Go get me some stuff!"

When Shisi heard grandma say that he was lucky enough not to die, he was so happy!

Sure enough, the corpse is better than the stinky brother. Unlike him, he only makes grandma angry.

Shishi was grinning happily with his mouth wide open, his two front teeth missing.

I saw my grandmother taking the big broom from my aunt and waving it towards me.

slap~

Shishi's little butt was hit hard.

"Do you know where you went wrong?"

Wang's angry voice came.

The corpse was stunned!

The corpse didn't answer, nor did it run away. It just stood there motionless.

He looked at his grandmother in disbelief.

Her eyes suddenly turned red, her eyelashes blinked slightly, and big tears fell.

"Don't you like me anymore?"

The soft, sad and trembling words entered Wang's ears.

It goes through the ears, into the brain, and then into the heart.

Wang felt a pang of pain in her heart and immediately dropped the broom in her hand and went to hug her granddaughter.

Sang Qingqing watched the whole process coldly from the side and sneered.

Keep acting!

Wang is not someone who doesn't know how to educate her children, otherwise how come so many children in her family have good behavior?

He hesitated for only a moment, then tightened his grip on the broom.

He asked angrily with a frown on his face:

"Don't you know where you went wrong?"

Seeing that his grandmother was about to raise the broom again, Shishi felt panicked.

Why doesn't it work?

Isn't crying enough?

It’s said that the difference between having a brain and not having a brain can be distinguished at a glance.

Everyone in the Sang family saw Xiao Ba, who had just been crying with tears on his face, looking so pitiful.

Two streams of water suddenly spurted out of his eyes, splashing like a small fountain.

The little mouth is still chattering:

"Since you don't like me anymore, I'll leave. Don't worry, I won't appear again to disturb your life."

After saying that, he lowered his head with a heartbroken look, turned around and was about to leave, with two fountains still gurgling out water.

The corpse took two small steps with his head down and discovered it.

No one stopped me!

what happened?

Why doesn’t it work?

It’s not like that on TV!

When the Sang family first saw the two fountains, they were still surprised.

But then they all reacted.

This damn girl is making trouble again!

Don't ask why the reaction was so quick.

It's all numb, completely numb!

Now everyone could only hold back their laughter and stood there watching her perform a one-man show.

"I'm leaving~"

......

"I'm really leaving~"

As Shishi spoke, she stretched out her little hand, waiting for someone to hold it.

The corpse is like this!

Grandma, you can't still not see it!

Save the body quickly!

It's easy to keep, once you pull the corpse it won't leave...

Shishi took small steps and reached the gate of the yard like a snail, but no one came to pull him up.

He had no choice but to turn around reluctantly, looking at everyone with what he thought was a resentful look.

Use your eyes to condemn these bad guys!

But everyone in the Sang family could only see two streams of water on the little face.

I didn't feel guilty at all, and even wanted to laugh.

"Hahahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha......"

"Goose goose goose goose goose..."

Corpse Corpse: ???

Are you so eager for the corpse to walk away?

Humph! The corpse won’t leave!

He found the corpse at the bottom of the stairs and trotted towards his grandmother against the fountain.

"Milk~~"

"I was wrong~ I know I was wrong~"

Wang twisted her body and successfully avoided the water column attack from the corpse.

He looked at his granddaughter with both anger and amusement.

What a sin I have committed!

"Could you please collect your water column first?"

Shishi was feeling sad because he had found nothing. When he heard what grandma said, he raised his head and saw the fountain spraying high.

Tilt your head in doubt:

"Huh? What?"

Sang Qingqing couldn't bear to watch it anymore and walked over.

First, he politely gave his sister a bag, and then he spoke:

"Waste your... that... tears first, and stop crying!"

Today is the second time that Shisi has received a bag, and she has received so many at once.

Shishi's little hands silently counted the number of bags on his head while stopping his water-based abilities.

Like a little quail, he stood there awkwardly and without saying a word.

Sending so many bags to the corpse at once, do you really not like the corpse anymore?

woohoo~

Shit, shit, I'm going to be homeless again~

No one cared about the corpse's sadness, and after she made such a fuss, Wang no longer had the intention to teach her a lesson.

Let her mother take her to change clothes.

Then kneel down in front of the ancestral tablet as punishment.

Oh, and the little kid is with us too.

The reason was that he asked his eighth sister to show him something that was disgusting...

Little boy: Master Qingtang, I am innocent!

No one cares how unwilling and wronged the two children feel.

The whole family sat together in the main hall.

Wang stared at her youngest son with a gloomy face for a long time.

Sang Tiezi's scalp tingled and his hair stood on end. He felt that something bad was going to happen.

Sure enough, his mother spoke.

"My dear! A tree won't grow straight if it's not pruned! She's your own daughter, you have to take care of her yourself!"

She couldn't bring herself to do anything to that girl anyway, as she already owed her something.

She would feel distressed whether she hit him lightly or heavily.

After hearing what his mother said, Sang Tiezi's head was buzzing.

His daughter was not close to him to begin with, and he was interfering.

Then will I still have a place in my daughter's heart in this life?

Despite thinking so, he still nodded in agreement.

"Hey hey! I understand, mom. I will take good care of her."

Wang nodded in satisfaction upon hearing this.