The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

The next moment, Da Qian's mother's inner voice and Da Qian's father's angry voice rang out together.

"Madam, please don't worry about it. I will beat this rebellious son to death today!"

Madam, please don't worry about it. I will definitely beat this rebellious son to death today.

As expected, even the words haven't changed...

Da Qianniang buried her face in her husband's back and rolled her eyes quietly.

But so what?

She still had to accept her fate and act along, and she had to act with both voice and emotion.

But this time, unexpectedly, she just shouted in accordance with the routine:

"The child is still young~..."

Her arms, which were loosely wrapped around the man's waist, were pushed aside, and she was even gently pushed to the side.

Da Qianniang, who was forced to leave the battlefield, was stunned.

???

Is this right?

right?

?

Da Qian's mother was stunned. She saw Da Qian's father easily break free from the shackles, holding a big club in his hand and striding towards her son with great momentum.

The plot was suddenly changed, and Da Qianniang, who had come to her senses, was hesitating whether to continue forward and add some drama to herself.

But when he looked up, he saw Haodaer opposite him, and his reaction was really unusual.

Normally, by this time, he should have been running away, crying and begging for mercy.

But now, not only was there no fear on his face, his body did not move at all.

And as if he was afraid that his father would not dare to really hit him, he even smiled at his father fearlessly and provocatively.

Okay, Daqianniang doesn’t have to hesitate now.

Damn kid, you deserve to be beaten to death!

"I want to see who dares to touch my darling grandson today!"

Following the sudden sound outside the door, the old woman's powerful scolding voice came.

Da Qian's father froze just as he was about to raise the hammer.

Da Qian's mother watched helplessly as her eldest son, who had originally looked fearless,

Suddenly his mouth drooped and even his eye sockets turned red visibly, looking so aggrieved and pitiful.

"Wuwu~~Grandma~~Help~My dad is going to beat me to death~~"

Well, why is this kid so stubborn today? He must have seen me secretly sending someone to get him reinforcements early in the morning.

I originally wanted to keep it in case of an emergency, but I didn't expect it to come in handy.

Da Qianniang turned around and saw, as expected, an old lady walking in from outside. She was surrounded by many maids and servants. She was holding a dragon-headed cane, had silver hair, and a very kind and gentle face.

However, the expression on the face of this kind-looking old lady was not very good at this moment.

"Mom~ why are you here~"

Da Qianniang, who asked the question despite knowing the answer, hurried forward and stretched out her hand to take over the job of supporting the old lady from the maids.

But before he could stretch out his hand halfway, the old lady glared back at him.

"Hmph~ If I hadn't come soon, my poor, sweet grandson would have been bullied to death by you, a black-hearted couple!"

Seeing that his grandmother had scolded his mother as well, and his father still refused to turn around and face reality, he even dared to glare at him secretly.

Zheng Daqian lowered his palm to his side, raised his index finger, and pointed it at the hammer in his father's hand.

She clamped her throat and called out softly.

"Grandma~~I'm so scared~~"

This accusation was even more pretentious than that of a girl.

To the couple, all they could hear was, what a mess!

When the old lady heard this, she looked extremely distressed and knew that she was probably heartbroken.

As Zheng Daqian wished, his grandmother would no longer have the time to embarrass his mother.

The old lady immediately put her hands on her hips and angrily shouted at Daqian's back:

"You little bastard! How many times have I told you this? This mansion is not your military camp!

Qian'er is your own son, not your soldier!

Don't bring your military tactics into this mansion!"

After scolding her son, the old lady opened her arms and said to her beloved grandson with a look of pity:

"Oh~ poor little grandma~

Come to grandma quickly~"

Even though Da Qian's father knew very well in his heart that from the moment his mother appeared, the hammer in his hand would never be able to hit that rebellious son.

But he turned around helplessly and called out in dissatisfaction:

"mother!"

The old lady just glanced at him sideways when she heard the voice, and then, as if she was deaf and didn't hear it, she immediately shifted all her attention back to her beloved grandson.

When Zheng Daqian saw this, he was so proud.

He first responded to his grandmother with a sweet smile, and then walked over in response.

Naughty young men always like to get carried away.

When Zheng Daqian passed by his father, he deliberately bumped into his father's arm from behind.

But ignorant young men always forget that being too complacent comes at a price.

"Ahhhh~ Grandma! Grandma, help me~~~"

This time he was no longer pretending. Zheng Daqian's face turned pale with fright.

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law opposite were also startled by the sudden noise he made.

The confused mother-in-law and daughter-in-law looked carefully and found that his father had grabbed one of his wrists.

Da Qian's mother: Tsk~ Why are you so startled? Is it really that serious?

The old lady, who had already raised her dragon-headed cane and rushed forward, said:

"What are you trying to do, you bastard? Let my grandson go! If you scare him to death, I will never forgive you!"

As soon as the old lady finished speaking, the dragon-headed cane in her hand came towards them.

This heavy blow, filled with deep maternal love, was about to fall on Daqian's father.

She decisively chose to pull her older son to her side to bear this irresistible blow of maternal love for her.

"Oh~~ Grandma, you made a mistake, made a mistake!"

Seeing that her crutch had fallen on her beloved, the old lady was completely furious.

This brat is really rebelling!

If you miss the first strike, strike again!

“Oh~

Hey~

Ah ~

Ah ~

......"

Zheng Daqian could have successfully escaped a meal of fried pork with a stick today, but due to his own actions and the unremitting efforts of his grandmother who had always been strong-willed.

Finally I ate it whole.

And he ate as much as he could, until his grandmother was exhausted and finally stopped.

Seeing that his mother was exhausted and could no longer swing the crutch in her hand, Da Qian's father lowered his eyes and looked at his rebellious son who had been beaten to the point of having no desire to live.

He raised his eyebrows, and in a good mood, he straightened his wet clothes, which were not wrinkled at all, and then pretended to be sad and said:

"Mother, Qian'er is still young. If he does anything wrong, just teach him a lesson. How could you be so harsh?

Mom, don’t be like this next time~"

His words almost made his elderly mother angry to death.