The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

Zheng Daqian: ???

May I ask?

In the carriage that just came back, who was it that kept boasting about being her eldest son?

Who guaranteed that if her father wanted to beat her in the future, she would be the first to stop him?

What?

Is the relationship between mother and son so fragile and fades so quickly?

Then when he returns home, will there still be a place for him as the eldest son in this family?

Zheng Daqian was mentally devastated.

But his mother didn't hear him move for a long time, and finally she raised her head from the mirror and gave him a look.

And by the way, he stabbed his fragile little heart, which had already been broken into eight pieces.

"Good boy~ Go quickly, if you don't leave now, your dad will push the door open~

When your father comes in, you won’t be able to escape even if you want to~"

"Don't let me catch you, or I'll skin you alive today!"

As soon as his mother finished her sarcastic remarks, his father's angry roar outside the door sounded again in response.

Hearing the heavy footsteps getting closer and closer outside the door, Zheng Daqian no longer cared about anything else and ran towards the window in the room.

As soon as you open the window.

"Hehe, Master, I will serve you..."

Without waiting for the person outside the window to finish speaking.

With a click, Zheng Daqian, who had lost all hope in life, closed the window again in an instant.

The only escape route was blocked by his father in advance, and Zheng Daqian was really at his wit's end this time.

I really didn’t do anything bad today!

"Mom~~~Look at my dad~~"

Although I don't know how I have offended my father to make him so angry.

But Zheng Daqian had no other choice at the moment, so he had to place his last hope on his unreliable mother.

Unfortunately, her mother had just raised her head and had no time to say a word when her father rushed in.

"What happened to your father?

I think you are itching for trouble today!"

As soon as Duke Dingguo opened the door and stepped into the house, not only Zheng Daqian was frightened, but also his wife.

It was not because of his overwhelming rage, nor because of the big club in his hand.

But it was his wet and extremely disheveled appearance.

"Dad, what's wrong with you?"

Although Zheng Daqian's face was full of surprise and concern, he huddled at the other end of the room and didn't dare to move forward even half a step.

But the mother who had been indifferent at first finally put down the handkerchief in her hand, stood up and walked towards him eagerly.

"Humph!

Hey?

You bastard, you still have the nerve to ask!"

"Hey, my husband, what have you been doing? Why are you like this?"

It would have been fine if she hadn't asked, but when she did, Daqian's father became even angrier.

Although he was angry, Da Qian's father suppressed his anger and responded to his wife in a deliberately lowered voice, which was much gentler than before.

"Humph~ It's all this bastard's fault. He even dares to tease his father!

I almost drained the entire river. There's no tricycle, let alone a fucking unicycle!

Madam, please go and rest for a while. I will teach this brat a lesson today."

When Zheng Daqian heard that this was the reason, he was stunned!

He pedaled the tricycle into the river himself, so how could he not know whether it was there or not?

Zheng Daqian felt that his father must have gone to the wrong place, otherwise how could it be gone?

I was just about to open my mouth to say a few words in defense of myself.

But before he could open his mouth, his mother's beautiful eyes widened and she pointed a finger at him, interrupting him.

"How dare you, a damned child, tease even your own father?

Look at the harm you have caused to your father!

Husband, this brat really needs to be punished. Don't worry, I will not stop him today."

An enraged father, a mother united in hatred for the enemy, and a man with nowhere to escape.

The sky is falling for Zheng Daqian!

What happened to being loved by everyone?

“It’s just my husband~ It’s never too late to deal with this child.

Let's change our clothes first. It's so uncomfortable to wear wet clothes.

If you catch a cold again, not only will you suffer, but I will also feel bad for you~"

Da Qianniang's face was full of concern. She raised her hand and touched her husband's chest, gently helping him to breathe.

"What are you doing standing there like an idiot? Why don't you admit your mistake to your father and apologize.

Then quickly tell someone to prepare more hot water for your father."

Although Da Qian's mother didn't stop him, she often secretly gave her eldest son suggestive looks.

It can be seen that Zheng Daqian is her biological son after all, not someone picked up from the toilet by the couple.

Daqian Dad's gentle concern for his wife is very helpful.

But when he saw the brat opposite him with his eyes rolling around, he couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't wait any longer.

God knows how much effort he put in and how much suffering he endured today.

Not only did he lead a hundred or so people to fish in the river for a whole day, but he also accidentally fell into the river.

So what if he fell into the river? For a rough old man like him, it’s not a big deal.

After all, when leading troops to fight in the past, he had to travel through many mountains and rivers.

It just so happened that he also suspected that his men, who had been standing on the shore or on the boat to salvage the items, were not careful enough, which was why they had not found anything.

Since they were already in the water, he thought, he might as well lead his men to dive to the bottom of the river and search carefully again inch by inch.

But after he searched along the riverbed again.

From beginning to end, he touched many pots, pans, rags, and even a silver necklace.

But there was no three-wheeled vehicle that his son had mentioned.

Not only did he get nothing, but he also caused panic among the people watching around him.

Everyone thought that some major murder and corpse disposal case had occurred in the capital.

Even he, the Duke of Dingguo, came out personally to retrieve the body...

He thought to himself that if there really was a so-called tricycle in the river, he had fished it out so carefully that he should have found it long ago.

So there's only one possibility left...

That is, he was fooled by his own bastard!

"It's alright, madam. I'll be sweating after beating this brat up, so I'll just go and take care of him first."

As Da Qiandie said this, he pulled his wife down and placed her delicate hand, which was as soft as boneless, on his chest.

hiss~

How much effort does it take to make you sweat?

Now, how could Da Qianniang really go to the side and rest and watch the show?

She hurriedly climbed up her husband's arm holding the big club with both hands.

She first turned her head away without any expression and winked at the maid waiting outside the door.

After hearing his eye signal, the maid immediately understood what he meant and ran out of the yard.

She then turned around, raised her face slightly, and looked at her husband with difficulty.

"Husband, could there be some misunderstanding here?

As a father, you know that even though this child is a little naughty, he still respects you as his father the most.

How dare he tease you?"

"That's right, Mom is right!

Dad, you are unreasonable!

It's obviously you who can't get it, why are you blaming me?"