The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

"Ah owe! Ah owe! Ah owe!"

"Hey hey~ wake up!"

Yun Yi once again transformed into a sleeping handsome man. He was not awakened by the princess's kiss, but was awakened by an itch on the tip of his nose.

Before he even opened his eyelids, he subconsciously raised his hand to scratch his nose, but after a long while, his hand still couldn't touch his nose.

In a daze, with his head dizzy, he realized that he was so weak that he couldn't even lift his hands.

Helplessly, he had to lift his heavy eyelids with difficulty, and what he saw was the familiar and flattering smile of the man he thought was his good brother.

"Hey, sir, you're awake!

Did you sleep well?"

Don’t you have any idea whether you slept well or not?

Yun Yi instantly recalled everything that happened yesterday. He felt that apart from fatigue, he did not feel the pain he had expected.

He breathed a sigh of relief, then rolled his eyes at the big face of Sandrada above his head.

You've gotten yourself into this state, why are you still pretending to be so powerful?

Sanderfa rolled his eyes but his expression did not change, and his smile even became more flattering.

He quietly threw the chicken feather in his hand under the bed, and then muttered some high-sounding words while reaching out to help Yun Yi sit up.

"Oh, it's a misunderstanding, sir~

Yesterday, some naughty kid accidentally spilled the knockout drug used for hunting wild boars into the pot.

I'm really sorry for making you suffer."

Twice, exactly twice!

Are you treating him like a wild boar?

Yun Yi said nothing, only angrily giving Sander a look that said, "Do you think I'm a fool?"

After Sanderfa helped him sit up against the head of the bed and stepped away.

Only then did Yun Yi realize that in addition to Sandefa, there was a row of old men sitting in the room.

They were the elders who had sat at the same table with him yesterday, but the old man who was the culprit and Mr. Sang were the only ones missing.

Seeing this scene, he calmly walked out the open door and glanced at the sky outside.

I estimated the time in my mind and immediately understood why Sandefa was like this.

These people drugged me again and again. I was definitely angry, but more than that, I felt deeply helpless.

When these people are nice to you, they treat you well with all their heart, but at the same time, they can turn against you faster than turning the pages of a book.

But Yun Yi knew that now was not the time to be angry.

It is estimated that by this time, his three brothers have already led their troops to surround the village.

These people have the magical artifacts left by the little girl, and they are all reckless.

He was afraid that if the delay continued, there would be unnecessary conflict between the two sides.

So after a long silence, Yun Yi finally spoke bluntly:

"You used me as a kidnapper last time, what about this time?

Tell me, how did I offend you this time?"

"Oops~ Mr. mistake..."

After a long silence, Sandefa wanted to continue laughing, but was choked back by Yun Yi's glare.

After all, he was a man who had fought on the battlefield. Although the pressure he exuded could not suppress the fearless little zombie Shi Shi, it was more than enough to intimidate these ordinary people.

In fact, Sanderfa was not inferior to him at all. After all, it was clear who was stronger and who was weaker at the moment.

But when he saw his expression change, Sander knew that he couldn't fool him this time.

After exchanging glances with several old ancestors in the room, Sandefa also restrained his expression and bowed solemnly to Yun Yi.

"Please forgive me, sir. It's not that we don't trust you, but we are really worried about the safety of our people, so we have to be on guard!"

After he said this, Yun Yi thought about it for a moment and immediately understood.

In fact, his previous guess was probably exactly the same.

After all, their coming with troops this time was indeed a bit rash for the people in the village.

It is only natural to be on guard.

Why is it that I am always the one who suffers?

So angry~

Having successfully found the crux of the problem, Yun Yi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

And looking at the old men in the room, they all had a look of anxiety on their faces. It was easy to guess that they probably didn't want to have a head-on conflict.

So Yun Yi restrained the murderous aura that he had just exuded, which no one here cared about.

Lazily raised his eyes and asked Sanderfa in a light tone:

"Oh?

So what do you want now?"

Hearing this, Sanderda put on a flattering smile again.

"Haha~ Sir, you have to stay until the divine seed matures.

Rather than sleeping outside the village, why don't you stay here temporarily? That way, we can show our hospitality.

Of course, our small village has limited capacity and cannot fully accommodate the soldiers you brought with you.

But if the other three gentlemen also want to go to the village and keep you company, we are still willing to do our best to help."

"Ha~"

Yun Yi was so angry that he laughed.

This old fox felt that holding him as a hostage was not enough, and he wanted to hold all four brothers hostage!

"Alright, alright, stop it!

Just tell me how long you plan to keep me in this village, and what exactly do you want me to cooperate with today?"

Yun Yi didn't want to listen to him beating around in circles anymore, so he got straight to the point with an impatient look.

Seeing his impatient look, Sanderfa did not hesitate and said bluntly:

"The day Shishi and her family return safely will be the day we apologize to you, sir."

Although Sandefa had not yet informed Yunyi, all the members of the old Sang family, except Sang Jiaan, rushed to the capital overnight.

But he was not wrong, they were indeed one family.

But it’s not a small family, it’s a big family.

Yun Yi neither nodded nor shook his head when he heard this, but just signaled Sandefa to continue with his eyes.

Seeing this, Sanderfa didn't rush him to respond, but continued according to his meaning:

"There's no need for you to deliberately cooperate, sir.

But maybe you, sir, may need to report your safety to the brothers outside.

Oh, by the way, how did Mr. Corn taste yesterday? Were you happy?"

Yun Yi's indifferent face:

"hehe.

Try it yourself and see if you like it!"

Sander's smile froze for a moment, and then he chose to ignore Yun Yi's sarcasm and continued to talk to himself:

“I think nobles like the prince and the general would also enjoy such delicious food.

Why don't you write a letter, sir?

If you are truly pleased, we are willing to offer you this corn seed."

Is this a gesture of goodwill, or?

Yun Yi didn't believe that this group of people who only wanted to benefit from it would be so kind.

After all, when the little girl offered those two divine seeds, she didn't even want the position of princess, but insisted on changing it to the title of prince!

But corn is indeed a good thing, but I don’t know how much its yield is, and whether it is as amazing as potatoes and sweet potatoes.

Thinking of this, Yun Yi asked the question.

“What’s the yield per mu?”

"At least a thousand pounds!"

Sanderfa blurted out that without thinking, so don't be too firm in your tone.

There is really no need to think about it, after all, this is a number he had made up long ago.