The Ancient Growth Diary of a Little Zombie

After her clever little brain analyzed the information, it was as follows:

I wrongly blamed the old village chief. It was the village of the group of people who got beaten today. It was the village chief and son-in-law who made their family sad.

I also heard that they would come and cause trouble.

Shishi thought it was a good idea, so he didn’t have to go look for them himself.

If they don't come to bully his family, the corpse will let them go.

otherwise!

The corpse secretly clenched his fists tightly.

What was the result of Grandpa Sang taking Sang Tiezi to discuss with the village chief and ancestors?

What can a group of warlike old men come up with when they get together?

One word: do it!

......

Mr. Sang puffed out a puff of welding smoke, looked at the children in silence for a moment, and then said:

"I'll have to take all my valuables with me later. This time, we might really have to go back to our ancestors' lair..."

Everyone nodded in agreement upon hearing this, no one spoke a word, all with a solemn and faintly excited expression on their faces.

Finally, it’s time to work in Dahe Village again!

"Where's my milk?"

The well-behaved corpse who didn't understand what was said suddenly found that his beloved grandmother was not there.

What's going on? Are you trying to isolate her?

Where is the grandma that Shishi misses so much?

Grandma is quiet, she must be up to something.

She's working on something in the girls' room!

Originally, Wang came to help hide things, but accidentally opened a box of cosmetics.

She seemed to be guided by some unknown force and checked each item one by one.

Then Wang's bold idea came to mind again!

God is helping her!

So she took advantage of no one's attention and started working on her face.

"The milk is here!"

Everyone saw the door of the main room being slowly pushed open, and a pair of peach-colored embroidered shoes stepped into everyone's sight first.

Next came a long pink dress, with a slender figure, but it seemed that she could not stand straight.

The pink face was surrounded by a faint yellow-brown hue that was unique to working people.

Two broad and twisted eyebrows were slightly furrowed, with a playful and cute look flying at the temples.

Her eyes were dark, and her eye sockets were also dark as she looked at everyone shyly and timidly.

Her cheeks were flushed an intoxicating wine red.

The bright red bloody lips opened slightly:

"Is she beautiful~?"

Her voice is like that of the mistress of the mysterious Black Forest in the Western magical world, gentle and captivating.

"Ghost!!!"

Little Jiale couldn't bear this beauty and shrank into his mother's arms with a scream.

The others were also shocked at first, but fortunately they had developed some courage over the past few days.

After a closer look, he found that they were his wife, mother, and grandmother.

Then they all pinched their thighs fiercely!

My legs are about to be crushed!

I was afraid that someone would not be able to hold back their laughter.

The expressions on their faces were more distorted than each other.

Mr. Sang's nostrils were blocked and he was breathing heavily!

Seeing all the little movements made by the crowd, Wang was immediately shocked!

Two ounces of powder and a piece of false eyelash fell off.

Seeing this, everyone's faces changed drastically!

Secret passage is not good!

At this moment, a soft voice like the sound of nature came:

"Wow, grandma! You're so beautiful! So pretty! My grandma is the most beautiful!"

The little zombie said the most conscience-breaking words with a sincere look on his face.

Everyone looked sideways and covered their ears.

This scene is too painful to watch and too dreadful to listen to.

Afraid of being struck by lightning!

I don’t care about the corpse, girls just want to be praised!

Grandma is also a girl!

His eyes were shining as he looked at his grandmother with admiration.

Wang finally regained some confidence with her little granddaughter.

I didn't want to bother with these tasteless people and walked inside.

Stopped next to his old man.

She stared at him, suddenly took out a handkerchief to cover her mouth and smiled shyly, "Hehe."

The old man was so frightened that his hair stood on end.

"You, what do you want to do? Tell me if it's okay!"

Don't do this!

I'm scared looking at this!

She twisted the pink and white handkerchief in her hand and spoke shyly and awkwardly:

"I..."

"Can you please speak nicely?"

Wang opened her mouth, and the old man was so frightened that she jumped onto the chair and hugged her poor and weak self tightly with her arms.

This is the first time the old man has cursed his wife...

Wild boars can't eat things with fine bran!

snort!

Wang finally stopped pretending and sat down on a chair beside her.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

It was so hard to endure, my teeth were bleeding!

"Well, I'm old enough to have lived enough. I thought I could dress up as Xiao Ba and let them do whatever they want. Do you think I look like him?"

......

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

Sang Qingqing looked at the familiar new shoes that had been squeezed out of shape by her grandmother, and tears silently flowed down her face.

Sang Jiajia also looked at the familiar skirt with a sad face.

孽 孽!

"You...you know what, you really look like..." The old man's words of rejection took a turn when they came to his lips.

Ignoring everyone's expressions of disgust.

The old man thought to himself, this thing could scare him so much.

Those cowards in Dahe Village must be scared out of their wits and run away in panic!

Their Sangjia Village had to fight and win!

This is the secret weapon of Sangjia Village!

It must be worshipped!

He turned around and glared at the group of people who had eaten shit.

If you dare to talk nonsense, I will kill you!

Everyone shrank their necks again, looking like quails.

I dare not make any comments.

Even Xiao Jiale's mouth, which was used to cry and scream ghosts, was blocked by his mother.

When the little zombie heard his grandfather say that he looked like his grandmother, he ran over happily.

Putting his head close to his grandmother's face, his little face was full of bright smiles, blinking his bright eyes and asking:

“Do I really look like my grandma?”

Everyone: Aba Aba...

The old man glared!

Everyone nodded like crazy

"picture!"

"picture!"

"picture!"

......

Will you really not be struck by lightning if you say such heartless words?

Looked at the little zombie that was still alive and well.

Everyone is relieved.

"Get your stuff and let's go!"

The men in the village discussed it and decided to gather in the square tonight.

If nothing unexpected happens, people from Dahe Village will come to our door overnight.

The group was as quiet as a chicken along the way.

When they arrived at the square, the old man was just about to wave and say hello.

I saw a villager first:

“Ahhhhh there’s a ghost!!!”

Then he picked up his weapon and rushed towards me...

The old man was stunned. What happened?

Seeing that they were coming in so aggressively, there was no time to think too much.

He turned around and opened his arms to protect the family behind him. Just as he was about to shout "Run!", he looked around!

He fell to the ground with a thud.

The villagers who rushed over saw him fall to the ground and hurriedly dragged him back.

"Don't be afraid, Jianguo! We will definitely help you rescue your wife and children. Hang in there!"

A villager who was eager to rescue people kindly comforted them.

"Charge! Kill that evil spirit! Who dares to come to our Sangjia Village and commit evil?"

The old man finally reacted after hearing this and hurried forward to stop him:

"Don't hit her! Don't hit her!"

What a shame when everyone heard this!

If you speak for an evil spirit, you must have lost your mind.

The village chief waved his hand and said, "Tie him up!"

The old man was so anxious that his eyes turned red, and he struggled frantically. The scene was in chaos for a while.

Half an hour later, the situation finally calmed down.

There were thousands of people, and the scene was eerily quiet.

Only Wang was sitting in the middle, her carefully groomed hair and makeup now even more messy.

It was already scary, but now there was an eerie sense of brokenness.

Wang tried again and again to kill everyone present with her resentful eyes.

The culprit's corpse lowered its head and clasped its hands.

Yes, that’s right, the culprit of this farce is also a corpse.

When walking at night, Sisi was worried that her grandmother couldn't see the road clearly, so she kindly took out a flashlight for her to use.

Wang fiddled with it all the way but couldn't get it to open, and then just when they arrived at the square.

It, hey! It's open!

He happened to be lowering his head with the flashlight facing him.

I was dazzled by the sudden light and looked up suddenly.

Everyone present went crazy...